BF2S Forums I hurt myself twice today :'(

A 1.5 inch long tip of plant went up my eye and into my lacrimal gland. I had to get surgery to get it out.
Worst/Most painful part: to see it, the doctor had to lift up my eyelid with a small spoon.

Not me, but me and my buddies were playing football on my buddies lawn, my friend got tackled hard, landed on a small wall made from concrete stones right on his lower back.  He walked it off an kept playing though.

i hammered my thumb recently

the nail turned black

edit: oh and i completely took down a wrestler my size in weekend football.  the next play, he tackled me and slammed my head into the ground.

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KP - How come your posting at this time of the day?  Get in the staff room with the teachers and talk about "Teachers things".

kptk92 wrote:

1927 wrote:

KP - How come your posting at this time of the day?  Get in the staff room with the teachers and talk about "Teachers things".

Like wat m8 its an all female staff and they're all old

What like 32?

I am a horrible un sympotetic bastard so pain to me is just a temp thing which "You'll got over".

The worst I have felt is trying to do a "Pele" in my backgarden but landing on my groin/pelvic bone.  Thank god Mums garden was surrounded by trees and nobody saw what had happened, I crawled like a snail for an hour into the kitchen so I could reach a phone and ring her.  (A pele is a volley in football, I got it all wrong and landed face first).  "Get up ya soft twat and empty the dishwasher" she told me, and thats where I get my attitude from.

Last Tues at hockey training I hit some young kid on the foot with the ball (Im the coach).  He's 10, my best player by far and is one of the best kids I have ever coached in over 15 years of doing this.  I took the ball off him, skinned him twice, went to smack it up the line and topped the ball, I hadnt even hit it hard but mishit it, it looped onto his ankle and he went down like a sack of shit.  I knew I had hit his shin pad but because I had showed him up he's rolling on the floor like a baby while I'm looking for the sniper.  Eventually his Dad came over being all sympathetic with him and then other coaches, I patted him on the head and walked off in a strop.  Im going to make the little prick pay for that tonight, Im going to show him up again.  I knew he wasnt hurt but he was balling how I had "Broken his foot".  I'm not having babies on my pitch.  The week before my girl who is 3 years younger got smacked in the mouth with a stick and was bleeding, I bollocked her for being in the middle of 20 kids hitting shit out of each other trying to get the ball.

I know it sounds harsh but its better to be this way rather than all wooosy wooosy and do it from an early age.

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

3rd time's the charm...

Well they do say things come in 3's.

They also say getting bird shit on you is lucky but I aint having none of that.

I was jogging and my huuuuuuge *you know what* kept hitting my knees as I was running. Left knee, right knee, left knee, right knee.
Now both my knees hurt and my ding-dong

zeidmaan wrote:

I was jogging and my huuuuuuge *you know what* kept hitting my knees as I was running. Left knee, right knee, left knee, right knee.
Now both my knees hurt and my ding-dong

Nope I think you have lost me.  You take your doorbell for a jog while trying not to trip over your nose?

I was ice skating at my local rink and i split-legged a wall. that hurt.

and i brusied my bollox climbing a spiky fence.

A few:

Jumping from one ledge to another. "epic fail" - shin could edge of wood, pretty much impaled my knee - ripping the skin off until other foot landed on ground. Large scar still left on my left shin. Not very pretty.

Escalator running - totally stupid. Another epic fail moment - went down about 2 metres, realized I forgot something, ran back up, tripped and sliced my knee skin area open. Again, not pretty. Also on left leg.

Most amusing one - picked up a bowling ball, went to swing, felt a large jolt pain in my wrist - bone / ligament issue there. Healed for the most part. On my left (writing hand) wrist.

No current "wow" injuries except for a few scrapes, bruises etc..

Breaking my knee when skiing was pretty painful, it didnt hurt at first but like an hour later i put loads of pressure on it and damn did that hurt.

Then there was garden fork through my foot, that probably hurt, cant really remember though it was over 9 years ago.

1927 wrote:

"Get up ya soft twat and empty the dishwasher" she told me, and thats where I get my attitude from.

rofl. your mom is badass.