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They just released another record and I love it!
Listen to these songs and say what you think!
"Six feet under the ground" is from an earlier album "Vigor Mortis"
"Trapped in the night" is from the new album "Saturday Night Evil"
But I have to say: You either love it or you can´t listen to it.
Choose your side!
Listen to these songs and say what you think!
"Six feet under the ground" is from an earlier album "Vigor Mortis"
"Trapped in the night" is from the new album "Saturday Night Evil"
But I have to say: You either love it or you can´t listen to it.
Choose your side!
Word!loubot wrote:
Ok here goes:
1. humanity is gone so incest is no longer taboo.
2. humanity is gone and so are the best and the brightest scientist and doctors to combat this plague.
3. three retards are left.
Final option kill every one, including self to spare humanity of future retards and mutated midgets.
With this outcome, everything is lost!
An option that is rather tempting is to put a bullet in my own brain and let DonFck live as a sister slammer for the rest of his life...
I know he would do the same thing to me...
I think it is more about the user. Some people can handle alcomahole, others weed. Some can do both without any problems and then there are those who can´t do neither. Unfortunately no one knows what he can handle before it is too late...
Same goes for the the question about guns. It is not the gun that kills, it is the user that pulls the trigger.
The pistol is just the devils right hand!
Same goes for the the question about guns. It is not the gun that kills, it is the user that pulls the trigger.
The pistol is just the devils right hand!
I will return, I promise! With my 512KB connection I have right now you just can´t get much out of the game...
That would be Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251448/
The main character is a real loser:
This pile of shait even has a trailer! :
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251448/
The main character is a real loser:
This pile of shait even has a trailer! :
Patience my friend!_Dominiko_PL wrote:
Hi! My problem is i cant get heli medal. The reqs are:
100 hours in heli (completed)
5000 frags in heli (completed)
-
30 heli frags in heli (@$#&)
The problem is i got twice in a row about 38 heli kills on sharqui and i failed to get this award. Does it have a bug that i dont know about or what?
PS
been playing on BF=30= server
My guess is that next time when you are out there spreading chaos you will get your medal!
It takes a while sometimes, I don´t know what causes it, sometimes I had +200 kills before getting that award.
I am still just building up my resources...I am SO waiting for getting things started.
So, who is in server 7?
So, who is in server 7?
True, so true. Like Sick Boy said in Trainspotting:" Not bad, but not great either". Suits this guy...[TUF]Whiskey_Oktober wrote:
hes good, but not amazing. no, i can't do better, but i've seen quite a few people who can.
Looks interesting, my game name is "Jim Raynor", please come over for a pint if you pass by!
I would like to infiltrate that forum
So this is almost like Knighthood on FB?
I will try this shit out!
I will try this shit out!
Amen to that!!!!!!!bakinacake wrote:
lol @ idiot in chopper behind him.
Put dogshit on some newspaper, make a huge joint of it and moist it with gasoline.
Put it outside your annoying neighbours door, put it on fire, knock on the door and run for
your life and get some cover. Watch the neighbour stomping on the flames till they go out
and watch his reactions when he finds his feets covered in steaming/smoking dogpoo...
Put it outside your annoying neighbours door, put it on fire, knock on the door and run for
your life and get some cover. Watch the neighbour stomping on the flames till they go out
and watch his reactions when he finds his feets covered in steaming/smoking dogpoo...
Buy yourselves "Sky Challenger" helicopters!!!
http://www.firebox.com/product/1736?src_t=t20
I promise you won`t regret it!!!
http://www.firebox.com/product/1736?src_t=t20
I promise you won`t regret it!!!
You loved it, didn´t you?DonFck wrote:
Wow. That's all. Wow.
My point exactly.. Hwat the fewck???DeathUnlimited wrote:
Seriously. What. The. Fewck?
There are many guys out there that makes home videos...Some of them are fun, some of them not!
And some are sick, and...well different!
Check out for yourselves
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?u … to&p=r
One of the guys is from my Ex GF´s circle of acquaintances, and he has a very sick world perspective...
Which one of the vids is your favorite and which one do you hate???
Take your time and watch the art of twisted Finns!!!
Enjoy!
And some are sick, and...well different!
Check out for yourselves
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?u … to&p=r
One of the guys is from my Ex GF´s circle of acquaintances, and he has a very sick world perspective...
Which one of the vids is your favorite and which one do you hate???
Take your time and watch the art of twisted Finns!!!
Enjoy!
man I would have liked to take part in this tournament... How can I have missed the whole thing... VA!!!
It says 405, but that is not true!!!
It must be much more cause it happens every day I play at least once!
It´s either for name violation or hacking!
It is weird that I have been banned more than kicked but still it says that I´m banned only 5 times...
It must be much more cause it happens every day I play at least once!
It´s either for name violation or hacking!
It is weird that I have been banned more than kicked but still it says that I´m banned only 5 times...
Well, this is what happened.Darkhelmet wrote:
The suspense is gripping.[Jett-CC]-Megadeth_Fan wrote:
what did you decide to do?
We talked on the phone every day during that week and the conversation always went in the same pattern.
First we talked about what had happened during that day, then how much we missed each other, and after that she cried and apologized for what she had done. Then we talked about the subject for a while, wished each other goodnight etc...
On Friday we decided to go on a date, I decided to take her out to eat.
We had a lovely evening, romance was in the air, we had fun, talked about everything, held hands and just looked each other in the eyes..
The whole evening was like from some kind of romantic movie, we laughed about it later.
After that we went over to her place, lit over 100 of small candles around her room and lied there on her sofa just holding tight on to each other...
After 2 hours I wished her goodnight and went home. The evening was more than perfect.
And what had happened one week earlier hadn´t bothered our evening at all.
On Saturday we went out drinking. DonFck came over to say hi and to try my new helicopters. After he left we went out to have more booze in the bars.
The whole evening went fine, but at 3:00 i was so wasted I decided to go home. She said that she would have a couple of drinks with her friends and then come to my place.
I woke up 9:00 and noticed that I was alone in the bed. Shit!!! I thought. I had fall asleep immediately after coming home and she didn´t have the key.... I had lots of missed calls from her so I called her up immediately. She was in the house next to mine at her friends place. She had been awake and gave her shelter... She was a bit pissed first but it didn´t last for long...
She came over after the phone call and we spend the whole day in bed.
I was first afraid that the sex wouldn´t be the same after what happened and that was true. It was better!!!
So now we have spend the time together again except the time we work off course...
We are taking one day at a time and we are not casting any haste on us. Neither of us knows if it is supposed to be like this, but right now it feels great for both of us. And if it continues like this I don´t mind spending my time with her....
So, this is my update, what do you guys think?
Did I do the right choice? Somehow I think I did...
But as said...cheat on me once, shame on you...cheat on me twice, shame on me...
Ok, here is a pretty fucking sad story about a sad guy, but I wanna share it with you guys and hear your opinions.
Many will probably think I´m a loser after reading this, but fuck that, I wanna tell you how it can go after filling a fantasy.
You might remember the thread about my child, well, my relationship with that girl ended after my burnout last year in October.
I was feeling very down at that time but something happened a month later.
I had known this special girl since 2002 and we got along great.( I´m godfather to her sisters child and through her I got to know this special girl.)
We had feelings for each other already in 2003 and we almost started to date back then because of her lousy relationship with her boyfriend. But it got better and they continued and so did I with my life. I met another GF (my sons mother) and we dated until last October as said before...
Anyway, in November we met in a bar and started to talk and I said that I still had feelings for her, and she said that she felt the same way for me.
She had now dated with her boyfriend in 6 years and everything had fall ed apart. We started to meet drinking coffee and talking and noticed that we come along great! So she dumped her boyfriend and later on we silently started to date, 22.12.
We really have enjoyed everyday, we have the same humor, we do the same things and conversations worked well and teh seks was super.
The only problem was that she felt bad for leaving her old boyfriend every now and then, she almost freaked out and said that she can´t be with me etc, but after a couple of hours everything was fine again...
So, everything was getting better, and in February we were doing super, there was nothing wrong, everything seemed excellent.
We spend all our free time together, watching movies, going out, seeing people, making love and had rough seks all the times just like new pairs usually do... She said that this is what she had dreamt of, that this was her fantasy and I agreed, this was what I had wanted for so long...
On Saturday evening I got my both kids over to my place. She said that she would spend the night at hers because she needed sleep wich was true. And kiddies rising at 6.00 AM isn´t what you need right then. When she left she kissed me for 3 minutes and hoped for the next they to come so that we could see each other again. So did I.
So far this story has been only sunshine and lollipops, but now comes the part that I wish could be made undone more than the Birth of A. Hitler.
Later that evening she called me:
Me:Hi Honey!
She: Hi, how are you
Me:Missing you, blablahblah
She: Listen, I´m spending the night in my old boyfriend's house!
Me: Hwat???
She: I had some arguing with my parents and didn´t wanna stay there, so I called him and asked if it is OK if I stay at his place. He is out drinking with his buddy and will come home tomorrow.
Me: Okay!!!! (Fact is that she used to go there three times a week to feed her cats that she left at his place, she cannot keep them where she lives now. This is something that has been going on since they broke up and it worked fine, they just talked a bit or he wasn´t at home.
I never saw a problem with it cause they had separated and had nothing in common anymore.)
She: I´ll call you later before I´ll go to bed and we´ll talk more then!!!
Me: Okay, buh-bye!
She called me again on the evening about 10:00 PM
She said that it was so quiet there and she was thinking of coming back to my place.
I said that "Come, I´ll take care of the kids in the morning and you can sleep as long as you want..."
But then she said that she was too tired to drive so she decided to go to bed.
We wished each other goodnight and then she went to bed, I went choppering in Oman.
I went to sleep at 2.00 AM and the kids woke me up at 7.00..
At 12.00 she called and asked how I had it with the kids and if everything was all right.
She said that she would start driving to my place after a cigarette.
When she came here she sat down at the kitchen table and started to read some ads and her hands were shaking.
Me: What´s wrong, why are you shaking???
She: Let´s talk about it later, we are getting a friend of mine here in 10 minutes.
Me: I wanna know now now what´s wrong? Did he come home, did you fight???
She: He came home last night 4:00 PM, he was really drunk..
Me:WHAT HAPPENED???
She: I made a BIG mistake!!!
Me: What??? How big???
She: He came home, he came and laid down on my bed, then he started to make approaches, and suddenly we had sex..
Me: I´m gonna kill this sorry ass dickhead!!!
I picked up my shit and was putting my shoes on when she came and grabbed me and cried" No, don´t hurt him, It´s not just his fault, I could have rejected, but somehow I didn´t. If you do anything to him you lose me forever!!!"
"Ok, but I wanna hear everything about this and let´s see what we do.
So she explained the whole story. She regretted it so much and wished that she never would have spend the night there in the first place.
She didn´t expected him to come there and the whole sex thing had no point, she doesn´t love him anymore and she knows that there will never be anything between them. So there was no point. But she said that it must have been the old feelings that lead the situation to intercourse...
I forgave her, yap, that´s right. Because I love her more than anything and I am ready to do anything to get this working again.
It hurts so fucking much to know that that cocksucker banged her but I´m not a better person myself. I have done the exact same thing twice earlier in my life. Hell, probably many of you have!
But she has a hard time right now to forgive herself for what she did, and perhaps I´m fucking glad that she does that.
I mean, one doesn´t take ex-boyfriend cock while in a relationship. But I hope that she will forgive herself and continue the relationship with me. That is something I wish for more than anything right now.
After the conversation she grabbed her stuff and left. She is now at her place sorting her shit out. She said that she will tell me when she knows if she can continue this. She wants to, but the fact that she has to live with the "night at Jussi´s" the rest of our relationship could be hard for her.
I just hope that she gets over it but never does anything like that again....
So, What is your opinion?
Do I do the right thing trying to get this working because what we have is really special? (Now even more )
If it was just a mistake then I think that I can let it go, it will always be there, but it doesn´t have to make any harm.
And somehow I understand her, because I have done the same thing.
It feels Ok at the time, but immediately after you get angst.... It just happens.
If I would have been in the same situation I think I would have made the same thing, or maybe not? can´t say.
Or should i just do the "Ditch The Bitch" and regret it the rest of my life that I let the girl that had been my fantasy for a so long time go just for a mistake???
I fucking don´t know????
Have you had any kind of relative experiences, and if, what did you do???
Thanks for listening once again!!!
-Uber
Many will probably think I´m a loser after reading this, but fuck that, I wanna tell you how it can go after filling a fantasy.
You might remember the thread about my child, well, my relationship with that girl ended after my burnout last year in October.
I was feeling very down at that time but something happened a month later.
I had known this special girl since 2002 and we got along great.( I´m godfather to her sisters child and through her I got to know this special girl.)
We had feelings for each other already in 2003 and we almost started to date back then because of her lousy relationship with her boyfriend. But it got better and they continued and so did I with my life. I met another GF (my sons mother) and we dated until last October as said before...
Anyway, in November we met in a bar and started to talk and I said that I still had feelings for her, and she said that she felt the same way for me.
She had now dated with her boyfriend in 6 years and everything had fall ed apart. We started to meet drinking coffee and talking and noticed that we come along great! So she dumped her boyfriend and later on we silently started to date, 22.12.
We really have enjoyed everyday, we have the same humor, we do the same things and conversations worked well and teh seks was super.
The only problem was that she felt bad for leaving her old boyfriend every now and then, she almost freaked out and said that she can´t be with me etc, but after a couple of hours everything was fine again...
So, everything was getting better, and in February we were doing super, there was nothing wrong, everything seemed excellent.
We spend all our free time together, watching movies, going out, seeing people, making love and had rough seks all the times just like new pairs usually do... She said that this is what she had dreamt of, that this was her fantasy and I agreed, this was what I had wanted for so long...
On Saturday evening I got my both kids over to my place. She said that she would spend the night at hers because she needed sleep wich was true. And kiddies rising at 6.00 AM isn´t what you need right then. When she left she kissed me for 3 minutes and hoped for the next they to come so that we could see each other again. So did I.
So far this story has been only sunshine and lollipops, but now comes the part that I wish could be made undone more than the Birth of A. Hitler.
Later that evening she called me:
Me:Hi Honey!
She: Hi, how are you
Me:Missing you, blablahblah
She: Listen, I´m spending the night in my old boyfriend's house!
Me: Hwat???
She: I had some arguing with my parents and didn´t wanna stay there, so I called him and asked if it is OK if I stay at his place. He is out drinking with his buddy and will come home tomorrow.
Me: Okay!!!! (Fact is that she used to go there three times a week to feed her cats that she left at his place, she cannot keep them where she lives now. This is something that has been going on since they broke up and it worked fine, they just talked a bit or he wasn´t at home.
I never saw a problem with it cause they had separated and had nothing in common anymore.)
She: I´ll call you later before I´ll go to bed and we´ll talk more then!!!
Me: Okay, buh-bye!
She called me again on the evening about 10:00 PM
She said that it was so quiet there and she was thinking of coming back to my place.
I said that "Come, I´ll take care of the kids in the morning and you can sleep as long as you want..."
But then she said that she was too tired to drive so she decided to go to bed.
We wished each other goodnight and then she went to bed, I went choppering in Oman.
I went to sleep at 2.00 AM and the kids woke me up at 7.00..
At 12.00 she called and asked how I had it with the kids and if everything was all right.
She said that she would start driving to my place after a cigarette.
When she came here she sat down at the kitchen table and started to read some ads and her hands were shaking.
Me: What´s wrong, why are you shaking???
She: Let´s talk about it later, we are getting a friend of mine here in 10 minutes.
Me: I wanna know now now what´s wrong? Did he come home, did you fight???
She: He came home last night 4:00 PM, he was really drunk..
Me:WHAT HAPPENED???
She: I made a BIG mistake!!!
Me: What??? How big???
She: He came home, he came and laid down on my bed, then he started to make approaches, and suddenly we had sex..
Me: I´m gonna kill this sorry ass dickhead!!!
I picked up my shit and was putting my shoes on when she came and grabbed me and cried" No, don´t hurt him, It´s not just his fault, I could have rejected, but somehow I didn´t. If you do anything to him you lose me forever!!!"
"Ok, but I wanna hear everything about this and let´s see what we do.
So she explained the whole story. She regretted it so much and wished that she never would have spend the night there in the first place.
She didn´t expected him to come there and the whole sex thing had no point, she doesn´t love him anymore and she knows that there will never be anything between them. So there was no point. But she said that it must have been the old feelings that lead the situation to intercourse...
I forgave her, yap, that´s right. Because I love her more than anything and I am ready to do anything to get this working again.
It hurts so fucking much to know that that cocksucker banged her but I´m not a better person myself. I have done the exact same thing twice earlier in my life. Hell, probably many of you have!
But she has a hard time right now to forgive herself for what she did, and perhaps I´m fucking glad that she does that.
I mean, one doesn´t take ex-boyfriend cock while in a relationship. But I hope that she will forgive herself and continue the relationship with me. That is something I wish for more than anything right now.
After the conversation she grabbed her stuff and left. She is now at her place sorting her shit out. She said that she will tell me when she knows if she can continue this. She wants to, but the fact that she has to live with the "night at Jussi´s" the rest of our relationship could be hard for her.
I just hope that she gets over it but never does anything like that again....
So, What is your opinion?
Do I do the right thing trying to get this working because what we have is really special? (Now even more )
If it was just a mistake then I think that I can let it go, it will always be there, but it doesn´t have to make any harm.
And somehow I understand her, because I have done the same thing.
It feels Ok at the time, but immediately after you get angst.... It just happens.
If I would have been in the same situation I think I would have made the same thing, or maybe not? can´t say.
Or should i just do the "Ditch The Bitch" and regret it the rest of my life that I let the girl that had been my fantasy for a so long time go just for a mistake???
I fucking don´t know????
Have you had any kind of relative experiences, and if, what did you do???
Thanks for listening once again!!!
-Uber
It should be this one...Well, one day it will be
I will take care of that, maybe you should too!!!
I will take care of that, maybe you should too!!!
Best shit EVER!!!!!!!
Man I love this vid!!!!
Man I love this vid!!!!
The Commander needs an Ion Cannon!!!!!
Which means, he could hit any target he wants with perfect accuracy!!!
And it would be fired emmiedately when he clicks on the map making serious damage.
Arty sucks cause there is a such long delay IMO...
Which means, he could hit any target he wants with perfect accuracy!!!
And it would be fired emmiedately when he clicks on the map making serious damage.
Arty sucks cause there is a such long delay IMO...
Have some weed, some shrooms, drink some Long drink mixed with Absinth.D6717C wrote:
WTF does that have to do with ChewbaccaUbersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
After that, wait for 5 minutes, then play the vid and lay down on the floor...
Do this and and you wont be asking me that NEVER again!!!!
Söörtsh mään!!
Raven Shield still lives, BF2 will live longer for sure! With the ranks, them medals, precious memories, old favorite enemies.... Well it could last as long as Super Mario or something for what I know. It is a popular game between us gamers who loves FPS so I don´t see any reasons why it would die now suddenly...
I might fly helo with DonFck after 40 years from now hunting KINGI_LFC in Oman if he still is alive then, who knows???
Oh, BTW, does anyone here own "The Lust Detector" By Kunga Sludge???
I might fly helo with DonFck after 40 years from now hunting KINGI_LFC in Oman if he still is alive then, who knows???
Oh, BTW, does anyone here own "The Lust Detector" By Kunga Sludge???
As a father you should have the right to do it by your own hand!!!!!!
Who is with me???
Who is with me???
Fuck You for the Finland Pic!!!!!
(COB)mikko... 1 click from here...
Give me karma for letting me know that you guys feel my pain....
Give me karma for letting me know that you guys feel my pain....
Kunga_Sludge
Hey Don, are you more Tech-savvy than me???
The Pope and his posse is nothing to fuck with, but I´d like to have a deathmatch!!!
Hmm... And your belongs to the cream of BF2S???c14u53w172 wrote:
there's only s.th. wrong with your nickname!
Just watched it again, and man, I am still laughing my ass off...
Caöö of dkirt 4 , pfmoen mrfmaso
Could be Turkey???
Could be Turkey???
Every time I watch this I almost fall from the chair laughing like I´m about to die or something!
There is nothing special about it, but somehow I find it very hilarious...
If the fat guy firing that tiny pistol watches this I hope that he takes no offence of this...
Anyone else finds this funny???
There is nothing special about it, but somehow I find it very hilarious...
If the fat guy firing that tiny pistol watches this I hope that he takes no offence of this...
Anyone else finds this funny???
This is how Hip hop sounds!!!
Word!!!!jason85 wrote:
Huh? Clumsy, maybe. Inaccurate and pointless, no. I think it looks bad ass and I would love to fire one of those things.Superior Mind wrote:
That shotgun looks clumsy, inaccurate and pointless. The M1014 seems just fine for our troops for the time being.
Children Of Bodom Rules!!!!!
And I fucking double dare you to prove me wrong!!!!
And I fucking double dare you to prove me wrong!!!!
EGGSTURMBANNFUHRER = PRICELESS, Would run the German Egg business...
or
UBEREGGBANNFUHRER = Ok, I don´t know him...
or
UBERSTURMEGGFUHRER = Not that bad either, but would fit a cock better...
or
UBERSTURMBANNEGGER =Sounds like a fratboy running some sort of minor riot in Köln...
or
UBEREGGBANNFUHRER = Ok, I don´t know him...
or
UBERSTURMEGGFUHRER = Not that bad either, but would fit a cock better...
or
UBERSTURMBANNEGGER =Sounds like a fratboy running some sort of minor riot in Köln...
I´ll be your Max von Sydow tonight, If you know what I mean...DonFck wrote:
If that happens, will you call Max von Sydow for me?mtb0minime wrote:
Don't want white supremacist ghosts infiltrating your body do you?
In Soviet Russia, Oleg Z Pwns you!!!!!!
Nice one!tthf wrote:
put a picture of britney spears over the drawing of hitler, 2 negatives will make a positive....
...i think.
That is a 10-4
Could someone start a 40 server with Oman and Dalian and no Infants Only and the same rules???
Dude, I can´t wait to see what lies behind those wallpapers...
Maybe the next wall is dedicated to Stalin or some other of your favorites....
Maybe the next wall is dedicated to Stalin or some other of your favorites....
That is not BF3 stat system!!!!(cob)mikko wrote:
that is bf3 stat system
Soloing is like feeding the geese!!!!!!!
You can have it precisely like you want and fire when you want from the right position!!!!
The only way to get it well done with a partner is having one you have been doing IT with for a long time!!!
Like flying with DonFck for example, he knows the score!!!!
Trying to achieve a bigger score alone than flying with him is not possible...
But for those lonely moments soloing is the shit!!!!
You can have it precisely like you want and fire when you want from the right position!!!!
The only way to get it well done with a partner is having one you have been doing IT with for a long time!!!
Like flying with DonFck for example, he knows the score!!!!
Trying to achieve a bigger score alone than flying with him is not possible...
But for those lonely moments soloing is the shit!!!!