seriously, what the fuck? i scratch my balls and bring my hand back up to normal level and notice a slight, fishy odor. smell my hand, and sure enough, it smells like fish. scratch my balls with the other hand, it comes up fishy. i keep the bastard clean and its not green or anything, so what the hell?
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Sweaty genitalia = smelly genitalia.
Shower more often, sweat less. Problem solved.
Shower more often, sweat less. Problem solved.
You smell your balls?
What the fuck
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What the fuck
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i shower daily, so up to two? and how am i supposed to sweat less?
lul
Nobody teach you to shake it after you drain it?
I don't want to know what your finger nails look like; probably stuffed with dick cheese.
I don't want to know what your finger nails look like; probably stuffed with dick cheese.
@ ATG: clean as a whistle. i shake it dry bro. nothing worse than having it drip when you put it away.
edit: also, i'm jewish.
edit: also, i'm jewish.
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lol dick cheeseATG wrote:
I don't want to know what your finger nails look like; probably stuffed with dick cheese.
I can haz duckbutter on mai ballz?
You want tarter sauce with that?
Well aren't you just a nasty little retard...Ender2309 wrote:
seriously, what the fuck? i scratch my balls and bring my hand back up to normal level and notice a slight, fishy odor. smell my hand, and sure enough, it smells like fish. scratch my balls with the other hand, it comes up fishy. i keep the bastard clean and its not green or anything, so what the hell?
Perhaps its ya Mrs with the fish problem?
or
The Congonians have put a curse you on. This means your cock has been touched by a Congonian
or
The Congonians have put a curse you on. This means your cock has been touched by a Congonian
I already said this once.. What the fuck is up with these forums lately? Ohw almost forgot.. It's Everything Else.
Tip: Just wash your damn balls dude what the hell.. I hope you aren't serious.
Tip: Just wash your damn balls dude what the hell.. I hope you aren't serious.
Last edited by Aapje (2008-04-24 23:57:40)
Sounds like you got a bit of Smegma man.
Wiki: Smegma
Need to pull your foreskin back man and clean the little general a bit more.
Wiki: Smegma
Need to pull your foreskin back man and clean the little general a bit more.
theDude5B wrote:
Sounds like you got a bit of Smegma man.
Wiki: Smegma
Need to pull your foreskin back man and clean the little general a bit more.
Ender2309 wrote:
also, i'm jewish.
maybe they didnt do the job properly?Funky_Finny wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
also, i'm jewish.
I bet he didn't pay for it and thats why.theDude5B wrote:
maybe they didnt do the job properly?Funky_Finny wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
also, i'm jewish.
Doesn't soy sauce work better with fish?TrueMusou wrote:
You want tarter sauce with that?
Fuck no man! Tarter sauce all the way!TheAussieReaper wrote:
Doesn't soy sauce work better with fish?TrueMusou wrote:
You want tarter sauce with that?
i don't like tartar sauce to much, but i don't like much fish, what i do like i'd rather not have tartar with ittheDude5B wrote:
Fuck no man! Tarter sauce all the way!TheAussieReaper wrote:
Doesn't soy sauce work better with fish?TrueMusou wrote:
You want tarter sauce with that?
Have your mom or someone smell your hands, and then ask them if they know why your balls smell like that...
Or get one of these:
Or get one of these:
Last edited by Spider1980 (2008-04-25 02:20:29)
This is probably one of those things you don't want out there as public knowledge.
Sometimes when you get on the bone you ejaculate a small amount of semen, I don't know if you've ever actually smelt semen before but it smells like fish alright. So stop looking at porn and you should be ok.
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wat
You still have foreskin,even if you have had a circumcision.Funky_Finny wrote:
theDude5B wrote:
Sounds like you got a bit of Smegma man.
Wiki: Smegma
Need to pull your foreskin back man and clean the little general a bit more.Ender2309 wrote:
also, i'm jewish.
You just keep that shit clean dude,make sure you wash your cock after having a wank,jeez.
Or when you come into contact with the bearded clam.
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