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Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|5646|USA
seriously, what the fuck? i scratch my balls and bring my hand back up to normal level and notice a slight, fishy odor. smell my hand, and sure enough, it smells like fish. scratch my balls with the other hand, it comes up fishy. i keep the bastard clean and its not green or anything, so what the hell?
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|5205|North Tonawanda, NY
Sweaty genitalia = smelly genitalia.

Shower more often, sweat less.  Problem solved.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|5613|Long Island, New York
You smell your balls?

What the fuck

D:

inb4close
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|5646|USA
i shower daily, so up to two? and how am i supposed to sweat less?
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|5365|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

lul
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
ATG
Banned
+5,233|5604|Global Command
Nobody teach you to shake it after you drain it?
I don't want to know what your finger nails look like; probably stuffed with dick cheese.
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|5646|USA
@ ATG: clean as a whistle. i shake it dry bro. nothing worse than having it drip when you put it away.


edit: also, i'm jewish.

Last edited by Ender2309 (2008-04-24 23:27:45)

SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|5205|North Tonawanda, NY

ATG wrote:

I don't want to know what your finger nails look like; probably stuffed with dick cheese.
lol dick cheese
MetaL*
Banned
+188|5232|Anaheim, Mexifornia
I can haz duckbutter on mai ballz?
TrueMusou
Member
+36|5236|United States Of Hamerica
You want tarter sauce with that?
Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|5617|Washington

Ender2309 wrote:

seriously, what the fuck? i scratch my balls and bring my hand back up to normal level and notice a slight, fishy odor. smell my hand, and sure enough, it smells like fish. scratch my balls with the other hand, it comes up fishy. i keep the bastard clean and its not green or anything, so what the hell?
Well aren't you just a nasty little retard...
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|5749|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Perhaps its ya Mrs with the fish problem?

or

The Congonians have put a curse you on. This means your cock has been touched by a Congonian
Aapje
Internet Superhero
+221|5472
I already said this once.. What the fuck is up with these forums lately? Ohw almost forgot.. It's Everything Else.

Tip: Just wash your damn balls dude what the hell.. I hope you aren't serious.

Last edited by Aapje (2008-04-24 23:57:40)

theDude5B
Cool member
+804|5826
Sounds like you got a bit of Smegma man.

Wiki: Smegma

Need to pull your foreskin back man and clean the little general a bit more.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|5208|Carnoustie, Scotland

theDude5B wrote:

Sounds like you got a bit of Smegma man.

Wiki: Smegma

Need to pull your foreskin back man and clean the little general a bit more.

Ender2309 wrote:

also, i'm jewish.
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|5826

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ender2309 wrote:

also, i'm jewish.
maybe they didnt do the job properly?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|5749|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

theDude5B wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ender2309 wrote:

also, i'm jewish.
maybe they didnt do the job properly?
I bet he didn't pay for it and thats why.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,760|5228|what

TrueMusou wrote:

You want tarter sauce with that?
Doesn't soy sauce work better with fish?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|5826

TheAussieReaper wrote:

TrueMusou wrote:

You want tarter sauce with that?
Doesn't soy sauce work better with fish?
Fuck no man! Tarter sauce all the way!
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|5483|Somersetshire

theDude5B wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

TrueMusou wrote:

You want tarter sauce with that?
Doesn't soy sauce work better with fish?
Fuck no man! Tarter sauce all the way!
i don't like tartar sauce to much, but i don't like much fish, what i do like i'd rather not have tartar with it
Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|5617|Washington
Have your mom or someone smell your hands, and then ask them if they know why your balls smell like that...

Or get one of these:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Golfball_waschmaschine_20060521a.jpg/200px-Golfball_waschmaschine_20060521a.jpg

Last edited by Spider1980 (2008-04-25 02:20:29)

cablecopulate
Member
+449|5813|Massachusetts.
This is probably one of those things you don't want out there as public knowledge.
Jackabo
Member
+127|5634|Dublin, Ireland
Sometimes when you get on the bone you ejaculate a small amount of semen, I don't know if you've ever actually smelt semen before but it smells like fish alright. So stop looking at porn and you should be ok.
bennisboy
Member
+829|5721|Poundland

ig wrote:

wat
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|5754|In You Endo- Stoke

Funky_Finny wrote:

theDude5B wrote:

Sounds like you got a bit of Smegma man.

Wiki: Smegma

Need to pull your foreskin back man and clean the little general a bit more.

Ender2309 wrote:

also, i'm jewish.
You still have foreskin,even if you have had a circumcision.
You just keep that shit clean dude,make sure you wash your cock after having a wank,jeez.
Or when you come into contact with the bearded clam.

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