What's the dumbest thing a girl has said to you?

2008-04-15 10:17:33

#101

ReTox: Member; +100|6508|State of RETOXification

Local bar...

Waitress comes to me and says my drink is $4.50. I hand her a five and she uses a calculator to figure out my change. I told her to keep the 50 cents for her college tuition.

She smiled and said thanks. I felt bad, she was a nice girl and all but daaaaamn was she thick.

Edit -

Also had a woman within 10 minutes of meeting me at a club asked what I did, how much I made, and what kind of car I drive. I asked her how she felt about Darfur.... shut her right up.

Last edited by ReTox (2008-04-15 10:19:21)

2008-04-15 10:53:53

#102

steelie34: pub hero!; +603|6390|the land of bourbon

ill make a long story short...

after spending about twenty minutes dis-assembling a floppy disk drive to extract a woman's credit card (website: enter credit card info. ding! must be what the floppy slot is for! /facepalm) i jokingly said to her it takes awhile for all your info to reach the website. she's says back to me, and i shit you not, "is that what they mean when they say it takes 24 hours to process?" how do these people have jobs?

Last edited by steelie34 (2008-04-15 10:54:42)

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2008-04-15 11:55:40

#103

PuckMercury: 6 x 9 = 42; +298|6536|Portland, OR USA

backstory: I'm bald

"Do you have a hair dryer?"
"<blank stare>"
"Do you?"
"<points at head> "LOOK!!!"
"What about a brush or a comb?"

Yeah ... she didn't last very long at all.

2008-04-15 13:25:02

#104

csmag: Member; +92|6456|Canada

"Is Anna Nicole Smith Dead?"

/facedesk

I mean come on that was on the news for like 4 months straight even I knew about it.

Last edited by csmag (2008-04-15 13:25:31)

2008-04-15 13:28:07

#105

i g: Banned; +876|5873|GA

ReTox wrote:
Local bar...

Waitress comes to me and says my drink is $4.50. I hand her a five and she uses a calculator to figure out my change. I told her to keep the 50 cents for her college tuition.

She smiled and said thanks. I felt bad, she was a nice girl and all but daaaaamn was she thick.

Edit -

Also had a woman within 10 minutes of meeting me at a club asked what I did, how much I made, and what kind of car I drive. I asked her how she felt about Darfur.... shut her right up.

lulz

2008-04-15 15:38:45

#106

A12345: Member; +77|6479

her - "the engine oil light is just a suggestion right?"

me - "so how long have you been driving with it on"

her - "a while, why is that bad"

me -

me - "when was the last time you checked your oil?"

her - "i dont know i took it in for in oil change about six months ago"

me -

2008-04-15 16:38:36

#107

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6654

ThomasMorgan wrote:
"I love you."

give me my money!

2008-04-15 20:30:10

#108

_raab: Member; +28|6243|Western Aust.

Ok, this didn't happen to me, but it is still quite a laugh. So this blonde comes into a mechanics shop, looking really confident, she then proceeds to ask the mechanic for a "710". The mechanic looks dumbfounded. And asks her to explain what she wants again. She then again, confidently asks for a "710". The mechanic asks his workmates if they have any idea (he doesn't want to shown up by a blonde). They have no idea. So the mechanic asks the customer to point out the problem. So he pops the hood, then the blonde points at the OIL cap. You see, "710" is "OIL" upside down.

2008-04-15 21:27:42

#109

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6158|'straya

lol i was joking around and i asked this chick "so are you a virgin?"
and she said "wat the fuck, im not jesus's mother"

seriously some people....

2008-04-16 00:15:12

#110

PeoNinja: Ninja Fart - Silent but Deadly; +31|6208

it wont fit & LMFAO at ^

Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-04-16 00:15:52)

2008-04-16 01:05:27

#111

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6448|Brisbane, Australia

"That felt like my dad's"

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2008-04-16 01:06:24

#112

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6576|NYC / Hamburg

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
"That felt like my dad's"

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-04-16 04:11:48

#113

SharkyMcshark: I'll take two; +132|6794|Perth, Western Australia

bennisboy wrote:
"Ah I saw that clock tower by that building, the one where the prime minister lives. Whats it called, big bill?"

I shit you not

Yeah mate, I watch Black Books too...

2008-04-16 04:13:23

#114

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6748|Comber, Northern Ireland

you have nothing to worry about im on the pill

2008-04-16 04:14:20

#115

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6570|Southampton, UK

What are urinals for?

What is an anus?

Stupid ass ho.

Last edited by naightknifar (2008-04-16 04:14:34)

2008-04-16 04:15:15

#116

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6448|Brisbane, Australia

naightknifar wrote:
What is an anus?

"Where my penis is going"?

2008-04-16 04:17:52

#117

bennisboy: Member; +829|6655|Poundland

SharkyMcshark wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
"Ah I saw that clock tower by that building, the one where the prime minister lives. Whats it called, big bill?"

I shit you not
Yeah mate, I watch Black Books too...

lol, no, A girl in our school actually said it after their art trp to central London

2008-04-16 09:59:45

#118

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6116|Birmingham, UK

{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
TrashBlinD wrote:
{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:

/facepalm
What's yo problim ?
lol if its a joke..i laugh
if ur being serious we should make a thread on halirous bf2s quotes.

Well i was, would it die?

(serious)

2008-04-16 10:12:54

#119

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6135|So Cal

"It hurts"
...
"again?!"
...
"It still hurts"

2008-04-16 10:13:15

#120

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6116|Birmingham, UK

CrazeD wrote:
Sgt.Gene wrote:
In web design II class.

her: "Hey gene can you help me transfer these files to this disk thingy."

me: "sure"

her: "Ok take all these files and put them on it"

me thinking to my self "this is like 20mb of files"

me: "these files wont fit on this"

her: "why"

me "its a floppy disk"
Erm...floppy disks hold 144mb of data....

Either my memory stick got bigger, or your brain got smaller.

j/k

2008-04-16 14:10:00

#121

Benzin: Member; +576|6008

Tehremos wrote:
LT.Victim wrote:
"I need to get my split ends cut so my hair will grow.."

"You know hair grows from your head not from the ends right?"

"Really?" - and she was serious.
I don't know whether anyone has pointed this out but she's right to a degree, if you trim your hair it does in fact grow faster
I don't know why, but it does

Actually ... no ... it doesn't.

2008-04-16 14:54:58

#122

i g: Banned; +876|5873|GA

A12345 wrote:
her - "the engine oil light is just a suggestion right?"

me - "so how long have you been driving with it on"

her - "a while, why is that bad"

me -

me - "when was the last time you checked your oil?"

her - "i dont know i took it in for in oil change about six months ago"

me -

6 months is nothing. this kid drove his camry for 30k miles without changing it

2008-04-16 15:09:23

#123

LOG: dain bramaged; +51|6130|Punta Gorda,Florida

this was many yrs ago... was working in a resturant on hwy 41 north. this blonde comes in says shes lost and needs to find hwy 41 north.. i told her sry you cant get there from here... gave her directions that led her around 2 blocks and right back infront of restuarant. the assit mgr said that was mean i said 10$ she drives right by in the next 5 mins.. won that bet.

you learn the true meaning of life when you see houses and cars blow by like leaves on a windy day.

2008-04-16 15:10:55

#124

i g: Banned; +876|5873|GA

LOG wrote:
this was many yrs ago... was working in a resturant on hwy 41 north. this blonde comes in says shes lost and needs to find hwy 41 north.. i told her sry you cant get there from here... gave her directions that led her around 2 blocks and right back infront of restuarant. the assit mgr said that was mean i said 10$ she drives right by in the next 5 mins.. won that bet.

i live right by 41

2008-04-16 15:13:59

#125

bennisboy: Member; +829|6655|Poundland

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
CrazeD wrote:
Sgt.Gene wrote:
In web design II class.

her: "Hey gene can you help me transfer these files to this disk thingy."

me: "sure"

her: "Ok take all these files and put them on it"

me thinking to my self "this is like 20mb of files"

me: "these files wont fit on this"

her: "why"

me "its a floppy disk"
Erm...floppy disks hold 144mb of data....
Either my memory stick got bigger, or your brain got smaller.

j/k

At least keep up with the thread dumbass

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ThomasMorgan wrote:

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bennisboy wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

SharkyMcshark wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:

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{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:

CrazeD wrote:

Sgt.Gene wrote:

Tehremos wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

A12345 wrote:

LOG wrote:

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

CrazeD wrote:

Sgt.Gene wrote:

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