Horseman 77
Banned
+160|6878
It would be pretty cool if you could urinate in the game.

Press 9 and hold Down LMB Alt fire would be a Qwick shake.
If you didnt Alt fire at the end you'd have a wett spot and be the target of ridicule.
Freind and foe alike !

you could..

Make wet spots on walls in Enemy bases.
On enemy Flag poles.
In the Mouth or face of a guy you just killed.
It would start some REAL HEATED Siht too.
Plus as a sniper it would be cool to pick off guys while their doing it.
And you could be picked off so its kinda ballzy, no ?
If you do it an Enemy soldier who is still alive when you do ( unsuspecting sniper or commander )
you get extra points like counting cou'e !

Of course it would have to slowley build back up.

I think chuy will add this to " Featured posts", its such a  cool idea whos time has come.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6884|Alberta, Canada

How stupid...
mjw
The All Rounder
+22|6800|Rotherham, England
think this post needs closing, what an idiot
Teebaggs1
X-LG Member
+25|6791|Maine, MA, and PJ concerts

Horseman 77 wrote:

It would be pretty cool if you could urinate in the game.

Press 9 and hold Down LMB Alt fire would be a Qwick shake.
If you didnt Alt fire at the end you'd have a wett spot and be the target of ridicule.
Freind and foe alike !

you could..

Make wet spots on walls in Enemy bases.
On enemy Flag poles.
In the Mouth or face of a guy you just killed.
It would start some REAL HEATED Siht too.
Plus as a sniper it would be cool to pick off guys while their doing it.
And you could be picked off so its kinda ballzy, no ?
If you do it an Enemy soldier who is still alive when you do ( unsuspecting sniper or commander )
you get extra points like counting cou'e !

Of course it would have to slowley build back up.

I think chuy will add this to " Featured posts", its such a  cool idea whos time has come.
I think you'd find that most nube tubers would have to sit down to pee. 
Fahrenheit
Member
+0|6820
ENEMY PENIS SPOTTED!........erm would u get team points or something for urinating on the enemy coms assets?...what next ingame dumping?......sex with a sheep?...what the f*ck are u on lad?.....oh and what the guys above me said....
Ub3r-ElitE
Teargas wh0re
+2|6762
You took all the time writing this just to tell us that you like to watch strong men urinating?

Come on, we already know that.
MikeBlades
Member
+8|6795|Battlefield in australia

Horseman 77 wrote:

I think chuy will add this to " Featured posts", its such a  cool idea whos time has come.
i really think you should get your hand off yours....

horseman 77 must have 2 penises...he just cant be that stupid playing with one

my post was more funny than yours http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=9509 and you dont see me asking for a feature request.  you are probably a noob tuber and stats padder as well....

i hate the fact EA will sell this game to 3 year olds whos favourite past time is pissing in their pants and now they want it in the game too
Djryan
Member
+1|6725|White House
Man are you a little kid or somthing?
Grow up man!
Greenie_Beazinie
Aussie Outlaw
+8|6855
Haha, that would be kickass. Especially pissing on dead C4 + noob tube whores. Crotch shots while they're doing it should give you 5 points.
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|6878

Ub3r-ElitE wrote:

You took all the time writing this just to tell us that you like to watch strong men urinating?

Come on, we already know that.
Obviuosly i meant to provide humor. Have I failed?

Watch strong men, Well some shemales maybe lol

at any rate it would beat those Shite Cartoons in your sig. jus kidding be cool.
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|6878

MikeBlades wrote:

Horseman 77 wrote:

I think chuy will add this to " Featured posts", its such a  cool idea whos time has come.
i really think you should get your hand off yours....

horseman 77 must have 2 penises...he just cant be that stupid playing with one

my post was more funny than yours http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=9509 and you dont see me asking for a feature request.  you are probably a noob tuber and stats padder as well....

i hate the fact EA will sell this game to 3 year olds whos favourite past time is pissing in their pants and now they want it in the game too
"  horseman 77 must have 2 penises...he just cant be that stupid playing with one "

So by your own accounting the score is

        Horseman    2

       mike blades 0

Your post was just complaining, My post was constructive.



I was just kidding relax .. it was a joke !
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6884|Alberta, Canada

Boring....lets please close this topic. its disgusting, and theres no use in it.
TC><Injecter
Member
+4|6869|Berlin, Germany
LOOOOOOOOOOOL.... Not in the normal game but a fun mod with that would be cool Rofl

Reminds me of Postal 2 where you could extinguish yourself if you were on fire....

Last edited by TC><Injecter (2006-01-08 09:41:07)

Horseman 77
Banned
+160|6878
I actually got the Idea from my friend in Iraq who sent me a photo of His guys pissin on a wall with Anti  American graffitti on it. They all had big smiles I made copies and put them up at work and  Grown men ( like myself ) think its hillarious ! if not a little crude and imature. But as they say your only young once.

You can be immature for the rest of your life thank God.
section9
Member
+9|6889|USA
Hey what you need is one of these         http://store.yahoo.com/comfort/porjoh.html
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|6878
Now that  ^  is sick lol.
CMDR_Dave
Redneck
+66|6882|Missoula, MT
You might get a shock if you go sticking your unmentionables inside your pc case while gaming... 
w0lder
Suomi-Finland Perkele!
+0|6728|Vantaa, Finland

CMDR_Dave wrote:

You might get a shock if you go sticking your unmentionables inside your pc case while gaming... 
Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner here
ENTR0PYMAN
Member
+3|6828|The Void
Wow just go play postal if you have to pee so bad.

I think this game has a lot more class than that which need to pee.

Just tea bag them if you want to insult.



You know stand over his body and then crouch then repeat.  Then type Teabagged!!!


Trust me theyll know.


Horseman77....
Did you run out of Off topic posts??

*ToRRo*cT|
Spanish Sniper-Wh0re
+199|6785|Malaga, EspaƱa
lol, i think its funny....that ur running around the corner and u see a MEC peeing against the wall with his back turned towards you...damn that would make a funny knife kill

or when its verry verry quiet...no sound at all and suddently *FART!* u hear a teammate..Sorry.
Raider
Member
+0|6827
it sux
Whitegreek
Sniping with the pistol...
+4|6887

Horseman 77 wrote:

It would be pretty cool if you could urinate in the game.

Press 9 and hold Down LMB Alt fire would be a Qwick shake.
If you didnt Alt fire at the end you'd have a wett spot and be the target of ridicule.
Freind and foe alike !

you could..

Make wet spots on walls in Enemy bases.
On enemy Flag poles.
In the Mouth or face of a guy you just killed.
It would start some REAL HEATED Siht too.
Plus as a sniper it would be cool to pick off guys while their doing it.
And you could be picked off so its kinda ballzy, no ?
If you do it an Enemy soldier who is still alive when you do ( unsuspecting sniper or commander )
you get extra points like counting cou'e !

Of course it would have to slowley build back up.

I think chuy will add this to " Featured posts", its such a  cool idea whos time has come.
wow, that's the crappiest idea I've ever heard. Why hasn't someone cut off your hands so you couldn't type yet?

Oh and if you really want to see guys pissing into dead guy's mouths then you really need to have your penis cut off and put down your throat so we don't have to listen top you anymore.

Oh and it'd be cool if you could press a sequence of keys and make all the fucktards in the server blow up every 5 seconds after spawning, like in Counter Strike or  if you find stat padders you should go with this guy's fetish and override thier game and put full-screen pictures of man-porn on thier screen so they're scared out of playing BF2.

Oh and pissing on people isn't cool, you'll get AIDS and die.

This has been another (depressing and insulting) public announcement from Whitegreek, keep on kicking and banning noob tubers you great BF2 players, I salute you!

Last edited by Whitegreek (2006-01-09 04:37:49)

MikeBlades
Member
+8|6795|Battlefield in australia

Whitegreek wrote:

keep on kicking and banning noob tubers you great BF2 players, I salute you!
bravo....bravo
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|6878

Whitegreek wrote:

Horseman 77 wrote:

It would be pretty cool if you could urinate in the game.

Press 9 and hold Down LMB Alt fire would be a Qwick shake.
If you didnt Alt fire at the end you'd have a wett spot and be the target of ridicule.
Freind and foe alike !

you could..

yada yada yada

Make wet spots on walls in Enemy bases.
Of course it would have to slowley build back up.

.
wow, that's the crappiest idea I've ever heard. Why hasn't someone cut off your hands so you couldn't type yet?

Oh and if you really want to see guys pissing into dead guy's mouths then you really need to have your penis cut off and put down your throat so we don't have to listen top you anymore.

Oh and it'd be cool if you could press a sequence of keys and make all the fucktards in the server blow up every 5 seconds after spawning, like in Counter Strike or  if you find stat padders you should go with this guy's fetish and override thier game and put full-screen pictures of man-porn on thier screen so they're scared out of playing BF2.

Oh and pissing on people isn't cool, you'll get AIDS and die.

This has been another (depressing and insulting) public announcement from Whitegreek, keep on kicking and banning noob tubers you great BF2 players, I salute you!
what a little butt weasle lol

You didn't  get Aids from pissin dick head.

Is that what you told your mom ? you got it pissing?
||bfa||variable
Member
+0|6745
I, for one, would use this feature immediately. Holy shit do I have to go.

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