Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7255|Noizyland

Why the Hell would he object to you going camping with mates? Don't elaborate and mention the booze, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll just say camping.
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Funky_Finny wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

Idiot.

The first rule in these things is to lie, say it's your friends birthday.

/facepalm
Meh, thanks for the quick response. I probably would have done this tbh.

1927 wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Well basically, me and a load of my mates are going camping on the 3rd of April.
There's going to be lots of booze, lots of fags, a few spliffs and plenty of shagging opertunities.

Heaven right???


I doubt my dad would see it that way, so how do I ask him if I can go?
How old are you?
15, see above.
Sorry I had sent it before seeing, my reply to you is above this one.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7048|NYC / Hamburg

The Sheriff wrote:

Idiot.

The first rule in these things is to lie, say it's your friends birthday.

/facepalm
actually no.

"hey dad! I wanna go camping on the 3ed, mkay?"
"k, try not to do anything too stupid"
"k & thx"
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Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6970|Gogledd Cymru

Funky_Finny wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

Idiot.

The first rule in these things is to lie, say it's your friends birthday.

/facepalm
Meh, thanks for the quick response. I probably would have done this tbh.
I'm sorry that I was too pre-occupied to help you and your little dilemma, sorry dad.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

Ty wrote:

Why the Hell would he object to you going camping with mates? Don't elaborate and mention the booze, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll just say camping.
I didn't say anything about booze secks drugs or rock 'n' roll or more likely dance music (it's those friends)... he just guessed...
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6793

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ty wrote:

Why the Hell would he object to you going camping with mates? Don't elaborate and mention the booze, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll just say camping.
I didn't say anything about booze secks drugs or rock 'n' roll or more likely dance music (it's those friends)... he just guessed...
If you didn't admit it then tell him your going on a trip to further your knowledge in human behavior while camping.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

ebug9 wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ty wrote:

Why the Hell would he object to you going camping with mates? Don't elaborate and mention the booze, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll just say camping.
I didn't say anything about booze secks drugs or rock 'n' roll or more likely dance music (it's those friends)... he just guessed...
If you didn't admit it then tell him your going on a trip to further your knowledge in human behavior while camping.
LOL That would be true aswell
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7255|Noizyland

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ty wrote:

Why the Hell would he object to you going camping with mates? Don't elaborate and mention the booze, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll just say camping.
I didn't say anything about booze secks drugs or rock 'n' roll or more likely dance music (it's those friends)... he just guessed...
As a political scientist I can advise you on this:

DENY DENY DENY!
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Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

Ty wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ty wrote:

Why the Hell would he object to you going camping with mates? Don't elaborate and mention the booze, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll just say camping.
I didn't say anything about booze secks drugs or rock 'n' roll or more likely dance music (it's those friends)... he just guessed...
As a political scientist I can advise you on this:

DENY DENY DENY!
I did deny deny deny.
Then I said "Is there no way I'm getting to go?" and he replied "No. (u)"

I really wanna go, help me convince him.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7048|NYC / Hamburg

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ty wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:


I didn't say anything about booze secks drugs or rock 'n' roll or more likely dance music (it's those friends)... he just guessed...
As a political scientist I can advise you on this:

DENY DENY DENY!
I did deny deny deny.
Then I said "Is there no way I'm getting to go?" and he replied "No. (u)"

I really wanna go, help me convince him.
time to step it up. Put a gun to your head and tell him you'll an hero if he doesn't let you go. Or talk to your mom
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7049|Mountains of NC

ask him to come with you ..... get him drunk and passed out
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robcr9
Member
+111|6462
Say, what would you ratherme do , sit on my computer all day asking people how to lose my virginity, or go and get a life and find out my self?

that would work out as shock tactics and almost is impossible to lose with. Trust me it works with parties all the time.

btw im in the same situation my mum doesnt like me going out and drinking but it always works how i just said, " want me to sit on a computer all day" kerching

Last edited by robcr9 (2008-03-17 16:14:59)

Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

max wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ty wrote:


As a political scientist I can advise you on this:

DENY DENY DENY!
I did deny deny deny.
Then I said "Is there no way I'm getting to go?" and he replied "No. (u)"

I really wanna go, help me convince him.
time to step it up. Put a gun to your head and tell him you'll an hero if he doesn't let you go. Or talk to your mom
Havn't spoken to my mum in three years since she assualted me.

SEREMAKER wrote:

ask him to come with you ..... get him drunk and passed out
He's passed his mid-life crisis, (crysis lol), he bought a Mazda MX5. So I don't think camping is on his agenda.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6934|The Twilight Zone
Ur gonna get ass raped if there are really so many of them there.
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robcr9
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lol read my post you posted while i posted ^^
Stimey
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+786|6601|Ontario | Canada
Say something really extreme, like you'll cut your dick off if you get wasted.
(Don't actually lol)
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6793

Stimey wrote:

Say something really extreme, like you'll cut your dick off if you get wasted.
(Don't actually lol)
You my friend, are a sick individual!
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland
MEH I have to go, keep the suggestions coming.
CTD-CaptainBuck
BLEEDING BLUE
+71|7248|Tenn
what you do is this. come up with other things you will be doing... to him "camping" is perceived as "getting fucked up around a campfire" which is mostly what camping is about. tell him canoing , fishing(do u fish in Scotland?), and whatever other activities you would do...

i don't know what you Euros do for fun, but make sure you tell him your going to be doing all kinds of fun shit.

i had to ask permission once and i used canoing, hunting, fishing, even said there was a paintball place like a couple miles from it. you hafta be convincing tho, make sure you can give a description of what it is you would be doing(the lying part).

Edit: P.S. I lol'ed hard at this. Prolly the funniest shit I seen all day. and yes i know fag is a cig

"There's going to be lots of booze, lots of fags, a few spliffs and plenty of shagging opertunities."

Last edited by CTD-CaptainBuck (2008-03-17 16:50:42)

henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6829|Belfast
i think its too late now
if you told him him that  your going on the 3rd there isnt a chance you can use another excuse to get out on
that day

sorry mate <3
Des.Kmal
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+917|7099|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

ig wrote:

dad, can i go camping?
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Funky_Finny wrote:

SamTheMan:D wrote:

omg fags and spliffs are bad for your health
They're fun though

"Dad, can I go camping?"
"Where when and with whom?"
"April 3rd, with my mates, and can't remember where.."
"No. Because you'll probably go buy a load of booze and get wasted."

He saw right through me

How do I convince him??
I don't know how liberal your dad is, this probably won't work if he's a really conservative person. But just tell him that worst case scenario lets say you do buy booze and get wasted. So? What's the big deal with that? It's not like you guys are going to go camping and take a bunch of guns with you.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7255|Noizyland

Argue your case. Get some good points as to why you should get to go, (exercise, life, fun, experience etc.) and get some points as to why you shouldn't get to go, (too young(?), possible danger etc.) Then with that list of reasons you shouldn't get to go, create a bunch of counter-arguments so no matter what your dad argues you can counter him.

If he decides you use the 'You're not going, that's final" argument, counter it with the "Well I'm going anyway." argument.
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Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7173
Sucks to be you 15. Keep begging him and act like a little kid so it reminds him of when you were a tot and feels bad about making you sad and then lets you go. Works like a charm. Of course, being 18 I don't need permission for much, but it did work when I was younger.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-03-17 17:33:58)

Rubix-Cubes
Member
+123|7136|UK
dont think that i would let my son go if there was going to be a lot of FAGS there

but na just tell him its a scout trip lol, or ya going fishing

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