hahahahspasticus5 wrote:
my name is reaper and ive been clean for a month now proof that our 12 step program does work......ebug9 wrote:
This isn't Masturbaters Anonymous FFS.
Poll
Lads have you ever been caught spanking the mokey
| no | 40% | 40% - 106 | ||||
| yes | 14% | 14% - 37 | ||||
| almost | 42% | 42% - 110 | ||||
| dont shuffle | 2% | 2% - 7 | ||||
| Total: 260 | ||||||
so your telling out of 127 lads on here 2 dont shuffle, what the hell else do you use your INTERPORN for???? im sorry if you dont hand shandy the you obvs cant get it up!!!
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Maybe you should consider attending a school, instead of masturbating five times a day?Rubix-Cubes wrote:
so your telling out of 127 lads on here 2 dont shuffle, what the hell else do you use your INTERPORN for???? im sorry if you dont hand shandy the you obvs cant get it up!!!
ahahahahah unlucky!Rubix-Cubes wrote:
Just finished work and this lad was telling us how his misses caught him having a 5 knuckle shuffle, he was so damn embarrassed. so i went on to tell him about mine.
I was about 14 or so and everyone was out and was not due back for sometime, so i decided to have a shuffle in the living room, i got naked and got out the porn mag i had and started to fap, just at the same moment my mum dad and 3 sisters came in the front door, the front door opened straight into the living room, so there's me cock in hand mag out sitting on the couch having a wank, i didn't live that one down for a VERY VERY LONG TIME..
so how about you guys ???
fixed for you, and was that a computer game???Turquoise wrote:
Nope, but this guy did....
yep, world of warcraft... pretty hilarious
It turns me on...Turquoise wrote:
yep, world of warcraft... pretty hilarious
almost
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
once...i was like 12 had a porn magazine and was afraid that my mother would find it so i hid it in the woods and when i felt for it ...out to the woods .....well anyways this day it was raining so i thought id do my stuff in the little shelter where the lawnmovers and rakes and all the stuff for the neighborhood is so i went in there (kinda dark ,but i managed lol )so just b4 the doors open i threw the magazine away and managed to pull up my pants a bit then when my mother has opend the door she says that if i wanted to "explore my body " i could do it in my room,and that she wouldn't bother ...and i was so ashamed , but she didnt find the magazine and that was some luck kinda funny to think back at now tough XD
WOW I think it was.Rubix-Cubes wrote:
fixed for you, and was that a computer game???Turquoise wrote:
Nope, but this guy did....
Almost, almost.
Just a few weeks ago, my mother came to clean my table. I was like, ok, do it and thank you. She turned away and went searching the Swiffer, I was still surfing the internet and unfortunately clicked on redtube. I managed to close it fast, 400 DPI mouse FTW. Well, I don't know if she saw it, but I don't think so.
Just a few weeks ago, my mother came to clean my table. I was like, ok, do it and thank you. She turned away and went searching the Swiffer, I was still surfing the internet and unfortunately clicked on redtube. I managed to close it fast, 400 DPI mouse FTW. Well, I don't know if she saw it, but I don't think so.
redtube isn't that good, no full screenRaphi wrote:
Almost, almost.
Just a few weeks ago, my mother came to clean my table. I was like, ok, do it and thank you. She turned away and went searching the Swiffer, I was still surfing the internet and unfortunately clicked on redtube. I managed to close it fast, 400 DPI mouse FTW. Well, I don't know if she saw it, but I don't think so.
Discussion of porn website... Against teh rulez?avman633 wrote:
redtube isn't that good, no full screenRaphi wrote:
Almost, almost.
Just a few weeks ago, my mother came to clean my table. I was like, ok, do it and thank you. She turned away and went searching the Swiffer, I was still surfing the internet and unfortunately clicked on redtube. I managed to close it fast, 400 DPI mouse FTW. Well, I don't know if she saw it, but I don't think so.
You're against the rules, naightfiver
I honestly wish this story was mine... but I have no stories to tell, so I'll tell a story of my friend's.
He had gotten naked and started watching porn on his living room computer. He was at it, and then heard a car door, but didn't think it was close enough to be his mom's car.
But... 10 seconds later, the door handle begins to be turned... it was locked, so he had a few seconds.
He grabbed his clothes, which were on the floor, threw them down the hall, and then ran into the garage (his mom parked outside the garage... the garage was just storage). His mom came in the door, and called his name... said she was home and stuff... then, when he didn't respond, she called his name a couple more times. Then, for whatever reason, he came walking out of the garage, totally unclothed, with only an old ratty blanket wrapped around himself, and holding his two kittens under his arm.
Mom: What are you doing?
Friend: Playing with the cats...
Mom:... Naked?
Friend: Yeah...
Mom:... Okay?...
Friend: ... I was going to take a shower.
Mom: Hahaha... Okay...
Friend (realizing there was still a porn window open, but minimized): But um.... I got this email [closes window, opens email]. From my friend... it's funny... so... okay, i'm gonna take a shower.
Mom: ...um... okay...
I didn't tell it as well as he tells it. But yeah... it sounded quite funny.
He had gotten naked and started watching porn on his living room computer. He was at it, and then heard a car door, but didn't think it was close enough to be his mom's car.
But... 10 seconds later, the door handle begins to be turned... it was locked, so he had a few seconds.
He grabbed his clothes, which were on the floor, threw them down the hall, and then ran into the garage (his mom parked outside the garage... the garage was just storage). His mom came in the door, and called his name... said she was home and stuff... then, when he didn't respond, she called his name a couple more times. Then, for whatever reason, he came walking out of the garage, totally unclothed, with only an old ratty blanket wrapped around himself, and holding his two kittens under his arm.
Mom: What are you doing?
Friend: Playing with the cats...
Mom:... Naked?
Friend: Yeah...
Mom:... Okay?...
Friend: ... I was going to take a shower.
Mom: Hahaha... Okay...
Friend (realizing there was still a porn window open, but minimized): But um.... I got this email [closes window, opens email]. From my friend... it's funny... so... okay, i'm gonna take a shower.
Mom: ...um... okay...
I didn't tell it as well as he tells it. But yeah... it sounded quite funny.
Yes I have..
Maybe three times? Each time I got a dodgey look and was left to it.
Once I suceeded, and had done it three times already that day (Was very bored) so didn't come much, so I just pulled my boxers up and left it.. then five minutes later felt a bit..damp so decided to change.. when my dad came in, and noticed the white & wet patch on my boxers.. and then walked out again.
My mate Dave got caught on camera though, and then youtubed, and we've had 464,565 views!!
Maybe three times? Each time I got a dodgey look and was left to it.
Once I suceeded, and had done it three times already that day (Was very bored) so didn't come much, so I just pulled my boxers up and left it.. then five minutes later felt a bit..damp so decided to change.. when my dad came in, and noticed the white & wet patch on my boxers.. and then walked out again.
My mate Dave got caught on camera though, and then youtubed, and we've had 464,565 views!!
Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-03-16 12:08:29)
Nope. Never. But there was quite a close shave a few days ago, and I will not ellaborate.
#rekt
No I never got caught jerking off but I got caught watching porn with a friend when i was like 10 lolz.
Last edited by Men4c3 (2008-03-16 13:55:17)
LOL!!! That clown porn was weird, srsly, good thing she didnt see itHurricaИe wrote:
Almost
closest call was last night, my sister barged into my room to ask me a question about how to work her camera while I was watching the clown porn
luckily i had already 'finished the business' and it only took a quick mouse click to kill the porn
(no i wasn't naked / half clothed)
well people discuss meatspin and 2g1c all the time. To some people thats porn...ugh.naightknifar wrote:
Discussion of porn website... Against teh rulez?avman633 wrote:
redtube isn't that good, no full screenRaphi wrote:
Almost, almost.
Just a few weeks ago, my mother came to clean my table. I was like, ok, do it and thank you. She turned away and went searching the Swiffer, I was still surfing the internet and unfortunately clicked on redtube. I managed to close it fast, 400 DPI mouse FTW. Well, I don't know if she saw it, but I don't think so.
3 people are god damn liars.
ur fapping with a wife lets see i think if shes got a lil toy then you and palmala handerson are going at it why not take out the hand and the toy beleave me im sure u know this but it feels alot better in a vagina then a hand....wait who am i kidingATG wrote:
Yup. By my wife. She razzed me about it until I found her multi pronged sex toy that resembled something from a movie about alien slime monsters.