First... get in the car. Adjust your seat like the thug gangsters ride. Advise the instructor that he too should adjust his seat the same way because people will take pot shots at you if they recognize you.
Tell him seat belts are for pussies as you adjust all of the mirrors to reflect on yourself. Tell him you enjoy looking at yourself cheezin. After you start the car, immediately adjust the radio to the local hiphop station and shout "dis shiz da jam yo!", max out the bass level and blow the speakers.
Only drive with one hand on the wheel and stop at the first gas station to buy a "strawberry tampa nugget". After returning to the car ignore any directions given by the instructor as you head to the closest slum. Show him your slow driving skill as you look for a pot dealer (Just yell "Smoke, Smoke" at every person you pass as you drive down the street until you find a dealer. After you've procured your dime bag have the instructor hold the wheel as you roll a blunt. If he objects, remind him that he's a true instructor and should be more than qualified to perform this task and that if you mistakenly roll seeds too, its his fault and will fuck him up. Proceed to smoke said blunt -with the windows up (naturally).
After you're both high (it shouldn't take much for the instructor) drive to a bank located near an interstate. Park and leave the engine running. Ask to borrow his ID badge. If he refuses, pistol whip him (oh yea, bring a handgun) and just take it. Put on said ID badge on belt and ski mask (yea, bring a ski mask too). Now if you've pistol whipped him make sure he's unconscious or he'll just drive off when you go on your errand. Proceed to liberate the bank of its dollars. Put ID badge and dye pack in Instructors lap as you get on the interstate (head north while claiming to have a safe house in Mexico). Impress the instructor with your high speed driving skills as you haul ass on the interstate evading spike strips and police cruisers. Drive until you are forced off the road or run out of gas. If you've knocked out the instructor try to avoid pulling over until he comes to. If he's still unconscious from the pistol whipping, you're gonna have to wreck so it look like he was knocked out in the collision (put your seatbelt on). Aim for an exit ramp shoulder on the passenger side of the car so it will flip and look cool (for the benefit of the viewers watching the pursuit on TV).
Upon being surrounded by the police, surrender, start crying and tell him that the driving instructor flipped the fuck out, robbed a bank and forced you to help him.
You'll pass the driving test. I guarantee it.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
