lulz do itMek-Izzle wrote:
Just say you're prejudiced against all races
if you're a registered voter, they pull our name out of hat and boom you get that lucky piece of mailtrex1210 wrote:
Why do you get summoned for jury duty? Do you sign up for it and just go whenever they call you?
yeah what she said^^Mek-Izzle wrote:
Just say you're prejudiced against all races
Just cos I have pink in my sig, doesn't make me a girldaffytag wrote:
yeah what she said^^Mek-Izzle wrote:
Just say you're prejudiced against all races
Yes, they do it here in BC, so I figuere the rest of Canada does it too.trex1210 wrote:
Well that just sucks. I dont think they do that here in Canada? Hope not. I've never heard of it here.
lol, It's just another way to try and make the legal system more equal. But the problem is that most people don't want to go out of their way for things like this because they obviously take a lot of time.trex1210 wrote:
Well that just sucks. I dont think they do that here in Canada? Hope not. I've never heard of it here.
...or you could say you are going to school, majoring in Criminal Justice. I was off the jury so fast, my head was spinning.SEREMAKER wrote:
damn it ........ I don't have time for this shit and knowing my luck it will be some OJ case that drags out for months
last time I got some summons I was the marines in cali ........ looks like I might have to use that excuse again
Masturbate in court.ghettoperson wrote:
Commit a crime, then you'll never have to do jury duty again. (IIRC) Or am I completely wrong?
lmao
They pay you, but it's some tiny amount and would be in no way worth it for anyone with a real job.Funky_Finny wrote:
Jury duty: Get paid for sleeping in court.
Also, buy an Armani Suit and claim it on expenses.
or I could shit on the floor and throw it at themStrngs012 wrote:
Show up to court wearing a diaper and sucking on a pacifier, and refer to the attorneys mommy.
