Anyway, its been nice chatting, now I must go.
Oh almost forgot my boots
Oh almost forgot my boots
Poker game at a casino, with free soft drinks and cheap food. Hell yeah! Cya in 6 hours!
once you "break the seal" you just need to keep pissing
you just cant help it
you just cant help it
You should she the german prop, scary as fuck mate!bennisboy wrote:
Yeah the womens football team here, all but 1 or 2 of them are les, actually a few a bi. Its so weird, some are absolutely massive and others are fairly normal girls, altho they had a match at the same time as us last week n the other team looked like they had fucking adebayor up front for them1927 wrote:
Statistacly thats quite low from my experience of womens sports teams. Deffo for an "Egg Chasing team".wah1188 wrote:
Apparantly only 30% of the team are lesbians.
The alcohol stimulates the part of the brain (can't remember what it's called) that produces AHD. AHD is a chemical released from the brain into the kidney to dictate how much water is syphoned off to the bladder, and out yer dick. AHD makes you pee. It also needs to be diluted because it IS a poison... just a fun one.bennisboy wrote:
Au contraire mon frere.Funky_Finny wrote:
Before you hit the hay, drink like 2 pints of water. Alcohol dehydrates your system to dilute the poison and that's why you get a sore head when you wake up. Bread also absorbs the alcohol, but it will absorb the water as well. Go for either one, but water works best.
EDIT: And I'm only 15.
Alcohol doesn't dehydrate, its the fact it can act as a diuretic (sp?) and makes you pee more that you get dehydrated
@Phetal
That happened to me in corfu, I had to sprint into the road and knock her out the way. The first thiing she did was have a go at me for making her cut her ankle but then she realised n thanked me lol
2nd one didnt happen, that sounds bad, sorry for that man
I got kicked out last time I went out. That was a fun time. Also, drink lots of cold water. That's what I do. But you're probably already playing football and getting sent off as I type this, gg bennis!
Throwing up always makes you feel better, then get Fish And Chips, or some other form or greasy food and a coke.
Oh yeah, and go down to the local carnival and get jumped by 15+ neds. Apparently when my friend saw this she was completely sober. Shame I was the one getting kicked in.djphetal wrote:
Have the girl you like try and drunkenly run across a street and almost get hit by a car.
JESUS CHRIST... this happened to me... I was pretty drunk, and this girl kinda started running across a street, and I had to grab her, but a car had to slam its brakes and swerve...
I'd had quite a bit to drink... but from there on, I was totally sober.
Also, having your friend tell you that another friend of yours just died of a drug overdose... That also happened to me.
More conventional methods? Eat eggs and toast and walk outside when it's cold.
AHD is a conspiracy like the moon landingFunky_Finny wrote:
The alcohol stimulates the part of the brain (can't remember what it's called) that produces AHD. AHD is a chemical released from the brain into the kidney to dictate how much water is syphoned off to the bladder, and out yer dick. AHD makes you pee. It also needs to be diluted because it IS a poison... just a fun one.bennisboy wrote:
Au contraire mon frere.Funky_Finny wrote:
Before you hit the hay, drink like 2 pints of water. Alcohol dehydrates your system to dilute the poison and that's why you get a sore head when you wake up. Bread also absorbs the alcohol, but it will absorb the water as well. Go for either one, but water works best.
EDIT: And I'm only 15.
Alcohol doesn't dehydrate, its the fact it can act as a diuretic (sp?) and makes you pee more that you get dehydrated
@Phetal
That happened to me in corfu, I had to sprint into the road and knock her out the way. The first thiing she did was have a go at me for making her cut her ankle but then she realised n thanked me lol
2nd one didnt happen, that sounds bad, sorry for that man
Don't drive.
Not that bad considering girls basketball is around 70-90%wah1188 wrote:
Apparantly only 30% of the team are lesbians.1927 wrote:
Omg that deserves a gold medal. Its every Mans dream to convert a lez.wah1188 wrote:
Lol just get up drink some lucozade! Don't eat too much you might chuck up. God I got plastered yesterday all day drinking with the entire women and mens rugby team. I think I kissed one of the girls .
Last edited by The#1Spot (2008-03-08 06:39:54)
Eat a lot and drink orange juice.
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Throwing up always makes you feel better, then get Fish And Chips, or some other form or greasy food and a coke.
Yep after throwing up I always feel better but sometimes I just can't throw up.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Throwing up always makes you feel better, then get Fish And Chips, or some other form or greasy food and a coke.
eat a boiled egg or eat bread with tuna.
prevent a hangover by drinking a liter of water before going to bed.
edit: tuna is a fish with lots of egg white, and a egg also has lots of egg white
the egg white does something so your liver can destroy alcohol faster
prevent a hangover by drinking a liter of water before going to bed.
edit: tuna is a fish with lots of egg white, and a egg also has lots of egg white
the egg white does something so your liver can destroy alcohol faster
Last edited by kn0ckahh (2008-03-08 07:01:16)
coffe, ciggerate, porn fapp one out
water, biscuits, and a fat bowl
Throw up
vocodin or percocet
Drink a beer first thing in the morning and that should solve your problem.
Lol, no sending off, only ever been booked once.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I got kicked out last time I went out. That was a fun time. Also, drink lots of cold water. That's what I do. But you're probably already playing football and getting sent off as I type this, gg bennis!
Altho the ref did tell me to shut up or I would get a card, seriously I told him what I thought of his reffing in no uncertain terms.
I actually feel worse now than I did this mornin, altho I'm out again tonight so I'll jus have to deal with it.
Funny note, some of the guys in the team we're like "damn Joe, I've never seen you that drunk before" n I was jus like "wait you guys were there? " apparently I was a bit rowdy n almost got in a fight
I just smoke lots, and drink tons of lucozade sport, or really strong tea.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I been drining cider all afternoon watching Wales win/Man utd win and I've come home and continued it when really I should be drnking coffee and trying to sober up as we are off out for dinner with my Step Dad and his gf tonight which has a tonne of politics envolved and they have already got to me once today and if they do it again I'm going to kick off The rest of my family have been warned.
I don't need a poo right now and couldn't if I could but as someone mentioned above sometimes its just better to carry on drinking rather than trying to sober up. More cider I think and then I have already bought the Jacks n Coke for later.
I don't need a poo right now and couldn't if I could but as someone mentioned above sometimes its just better to carry on drinking rather than trying to sober up. More cider I think and then I have already bought the Jacks n Coke for later.
actually...
alcohol is a downer, if you consume an upper (speed, coke, or a lot of caffeine), they'll counter each other...
it'll work for the most part, but the alcohol is still there, so you'll still not be in tip top condition
it is a poison...
alcohol is a downer, if you consume an upper (speed, coke, or a lot of caffeine), they'll counter each other...
it'll work for the most part, but the alcohol is still there, so you'll still not be in tip top condition
it is a poison...
no...Blehm98 wrote:
actually...
alcohol is a downer, if you consume an upper (speed, coke, or a lot of caffeine), they'll counter each other...
it'll work for the most part, but the alcohol is still there, so you'll still not be in tip top condition
it is a poison...