gene_pool
Banned
+519|6623|Gold coast, Aus.
Hey guys, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, so this is where I ask bf2s, is there like an emulator that lets you use cheats to obtain any pokemon (preferably shiney) you want? I deserve that fucking Pidgey and I'm getting it.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6509
old as fancy_pollux
adam1503
Member
+85|6390|Manchester, UK
This is a joke, right?
Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6404|dm_maidenhead
I can't believe she lost your opportunity of a shiny Pidgey.
avman633
Member
+116|6366

Canadianloser wrote:

old as fancy_pollux
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6623|London, England
gene_pool has no girlfriend
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6001|...
HAHAHAHAHA

fucking +1 I never laughed that hard in ages. You suck.
inane little opines
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|6626|Birmingham, UK
This is funny because of the following:
  • It's a repost
  • It's a joke
  • Inevitably people will give him advice
  • If it were true, I'd laugh so very much at gene
Monkeyman911
Dun wori, it's K.
+76|6423|California, US
lmao nice
(true or not)

Last edited by Monkeyman911 (2008-01-20 10:05:43)

Ben0
The Last Gunslinger
+38|6376|Southampton
Epic fail. Everything > Pokemon.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6509

Canadianloser wrote:

old as fancy_pollux
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42971
Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6404|dm_maidenhead

Ben0 wrote:

Epic fail. Everything > Pokemon.
Die
HellHead
The fantastic Mr. Antichrist
+336|6711|Germany
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6623|London, England
Whatever happened to Cerpin_Bollocks anyway
dave_the_rave23
psn - do_one_ya_mug
+41|5981
Bone her mum .
stef10
Member
+173|6484|Denmark
ffs-why do I get the feeling this exact post has been posted before?
adam1503
Member
+85|6390|Manchester, UK

Canadianloser wrote:

Canadianloser wrote:

old as fancy_pollux
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42971
Close this thread please.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6845|Alberta, Canada

BF2s doesn't have much thread left for these lame topics.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6623|London, England
Before you lock.

dave_the_rave23 wrote:

Bone her mum .
QFT.
75Bigman75
Banned
+6|5944
Owned, lol.
stef10
Member
+173|6484|Denmark
i think a ban is required now.
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|6686|Espoo, Finland

Peter wrote:

Ben0 wrote:

Epic fail. Everything > Pokemon.
Die
Pokemon fucking owns. I was about to DL an emulator a few days back to get back to the pwn.
SamFisher199
Airwhore
+40|6315|Netherlands
hahhahaa
adam1503
Member
+85|6390|Manchester, UK

kylef wrote:

Wow. You guys are even worse than I thought.

Sure, there's a chance he could be lying. But did you ever stop to consider the fact that he could be telling the truth, and is asking for answer? And lol, look what he gets in return. Bunch of morons with stupid responses. Nice.
If he was being genuine, then its a pretty big coincidence that his post os almost identical to the old one.  If he reall wanted help it would be in the "Help" section.  And he wouldnt be asking for help about finding an emulator given the content of his post, unless he is an absolute moron.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6744|London

Ryan wrote:

BF2s doesn't have much thread left for these lame topics.
It'll all be different when you're a mod.
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