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bennisboy wrote:

james@alienware wrote:

This is blates between Ig and Bennis......



....veterans!

Like between a rock and a hard place
Except I be harder to place
Ig cant keep up with my pace
I just left him in this race
Lyrical talent don't depend on race
Just gimme my space
Cos no-one can hear you scream
I'm more content than the cat that got the cream
I batter your senses like I'm wielding a beam
I'll jus keep goin with my mad scheme

bennisboy wrote:

Quote clean up

ig wrote:

aw shit that was kinda dope
wait did i just say that?
get the rope
noose hangin down
for all these niggaz tryin to clown
when bennis in the thread
its going fucking down

Since young my mum knew I was frightening
I used to swallow baby food n shit out lightening
Oxygen packed bombs blow outta my lung
With such force you'll swear the world jus begun
Your like an extra terrestrial
With one testicle
You half a man, where's the rest of you?
I'm kidding i jus jest wit you
I'm slowly goin mad like a tortoise with a tumor
But still I manage to spit with advanced humour

Simon wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

You rhyme so weak I could call you diluted
You take this shit n get it convoluted
Thats right you get it twisted
It hurts to read more than when your mum got doublefisted
You'll wish your puny rhymes never existed
I'll spit heavier rhymes unassisted

My rhymes are sicker than 2 girls 1 cup
They be so volatile they blow your mother fuckin house up
Ah that look on your face, I wish I had a close up
Thats it, I'm out, yup

You're out already, you fucking fool,
If only you realised - you ain't that cool!
I'll take my 9 and ram it down your throat
pull on the trigger - bullet comes out your scrot. (Scrotum)
You'll be bleeding on the floor
And I'll ask if you want some more
Take my gold Deagle, aim it at your head,
Bang bang bang, mother fucker, yeah you're dead.

First of all, if you actually knew how to handle some heat
Maybe those sheep in your fuckin scottish fields will bleat
Maybe, maybe not, the fact is you know shit
I'm doin this bit by bit
Still lockin up ur rhymes like your doin a crime
Now piss off and go play with your year 5 toys
You fuckin batty boy.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-01-12 04:56:05)

Funky_Finny wrote:

Simon wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

You're out already, you fucking fool,
If only you realised - you ain't that cool!
I'll take my 9 and ram it down your throat
pull on the trigger - bullet comes out your scrot. (Scrotum)
You'll be bleeding on the floor
And I'll ask if you want some more
Take my gold Deagle, aim it at your head,
Bang bang bang, mother fucker, yeah you're dead.

First of all, if you actually knew how to handle some heat
Maybe those sheep in your fuckin scottish fields will bleat
Maybe, maybe not, the fact is you know shit
I'm doin this bit by bit
Still lockin up ur rhymes like your doin a crime
Now piss off and go play with your year 5 toys
You fuckin batty boy.

Sorry man, I didn't see this.
Just like you when I did a piss
On your face. You fucking disgrace.
You lapped it up and drank it like wine
Yeah, motherfucker, read that last line,
It's like Optimus Prime, And I'm
Optimus Rhyme, from Explosm
My rhymes so good I make sexual explosion
Like Borat, that Khazakstani twat,
With his fat friend who likes to fap,
Over Pamela, it's fantastica,
How big her breasts are
Makes you wanna squeeze them and please them
Untill you can't take no more of them
Back on topic, my rhymes are EPIC
It's like going up stairs, step-it
That last rhyme was weak, I know
Couldn't think of anything else to go,
With epic, it's all good though
Epic is a rank you will never achieve OHHHHH

Last edited by Simon (2008-01-12 04:59:11)

djphetal wrote:

A big ass epic rhyme, then he said

guys, i'm actually gonna record this. I hope nobody takes offense, because you all know I very much enjoy this community.... mostly.

Simon wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

djphetal wrote:

A big ass epic rhyme, then he said

guys, i'm actually gonna record this. I hope nobody takes offense, because you all know I very much enjoy this community.... mostly.

Nah, s'all good. I'm gunna have trouble adjusting to NOT rhyming and insulting people

Half the fun is insulting people when you're both having having rap battles

djphetal wrote:

Simon wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Nah, s'all good. I'm gunna have trouble adjusting to NOT rhyming and insulting people

Half the fun is insulting people when you're both having having rap battles

yeah...
whoever started this... good job. No, seriously though, i'll record this and post it here.

Raphi wrote:

I do a rhyme, one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as weird as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
What are you gonna do against your mother that strangles herself?

I don't really like bitches alot,
but even your mother thinks I'm hot
She thinks I act more mature than you
Yeah, she also doesn't fuck you.

bennisboy wrote:

Raphi wrote:

I do a rhyme, one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as weird as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
What are you gonna do against your mother that strangles herself?

I don't really like bitches alot,
but even your mother thinks I'm hot
She thinks I act more mature than you
Yeah, she also doesn't fuck you.

I'm not starting another battle here, jus thought I'd tell you, raps are meant to rhyme. Try it sometime

Simon wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Simon wrote:

If you were talking to me then you need to come back to that, if you dare..

Oh snap
You jus put the C back in rap
Dont you see? I called you crap
My lyrics leave the crowd goin blap blap blap!
Ah shit I jus had a little mis-hap
When I was banging your mum, my dick I did unwrap

I'm such an epic lyricist
I'll leave u disorientated like a deep mist
Thats right, you guys have got me pissed
I cant believe you persist
In tryin to come back
Its not skill, its talent that you lack

You chattin about talent?
Mate you rap like fuckin Billy Talent
While your lost in your little moment
My bars are still gallant
Their so damn buoyant
I've gotten three warrants
Woah, you need some deodrant
Your fragrant is stagnant
You still here? Mate your posts are vacant.

Just noticed you called me crap
I'm back.

Oh, you want some feedback?
Stay on your weak crack, kickback and relax
Keep doin that, I got my anthrax
Ready to attack, how's that for feedback?
It refracts off your brain
I'll make you look like you've been fighting with a train,
Want me to explain?

Simon wrote:

You chattin about talent?
Mate you rap like fuckin Billy Talent
While your lost in your little moment
My bars are still gallant
Their so damn buoyant
I've gotten three warrants
Woah, you need some deodrant
Your fragrant is stagnant
You still here? Mate your posts are vacant.

Just noticed you called crap
I'm back.

Oh, you want some feedback?
Stay on your weak crack, kickback and relax
Keep doin that, I got my anthrax
Ready to attack, how's that for feedback?
It refracts off your brain
I'll make you look like you've been fighting with a train,
Want me to explain?

Simon wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Simon wrote:

You chattin about talent?
Mate you rap like fuckin Billy Talent
While your lost in your little moment
My bars are still gallant
Their so damn buoyant
I've gotten three warrants
Woah, you need some deodrant
Your fragrant is stagnant
You still here? Mate your posts are vacant.

Just noticed you called crap
I'm back.

Oh, you want some feedback?
Stay on your weak crack, kickback and relax
Keep doin that, I got my anthrax
Ready to attack, how's that for feedback?
It refracts off your brain
I'll make you look like you've been fighting with a train,
Want me to explain?

Oh please refrain
From spouting that shit again
It's melting my brain
It's like a mental stain

Things are starting to heat up in here
But all this man on man action is slightly to queer
Trust me blud my rhymes are fresher
As a matter of fact I perform better under pressure
Its like after pressure comes the rain
And after pleasure comes the pain
I cant get over how mundane
Your rhymes are, they're all too plain

I'm bout to drop some deeper shit
Like a scuba diver with diarrhea
Best be careful when you come through here
My mind is like a botomless pit
My minds so cold they need to put out grit
I've got so much ice you'd swear I was frozen
But hey, I'm jus the one that is chosen

Your reppin Bath?
Man I'm on the warpath
Do they even teach you math?
Whatever, they obviously don't teach you English
All your bars say to me is that you wanna get punished
Get any weaker and you'll be famished
Your spittin out those rhymes like you got no time
Whats up? You passed your prime?
I'm alright, my bars are still sublime.

Don't chat about how your rhymes are fresh
All I gotta do is refresh this page
And my bars are already engaged, on the stage.
The crowd aint even biased and they say my bars are still the highest
You just got embarrassed.