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2008-01-11 15:01:28
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6469
Why is everyones idea of ability based on rhyming couplets,
they're not really very hard,
all y'all fuckaz are so goddamned lazy,
u must all be gaining lard.

Anyone that actually likes grime or UK hip-hop,
should realize that their life is a flop,
this music is laughably terrible and devoid of all ability;
lacking sensibility;
the opposite of nobility;
kill yourself.

Last edited by Uzique (2008-01-11 15:02:19)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
2008-01-11 15:01:52
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6521

naightknifar wrote:

Jensen Wins this Battle with that motha' Fuckin' comeback!




---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------




Battle 2 - Begin!
tryin to say that nigga won
is like tryin to say i come to tha hood with no gun
u definitely know that aint the case
cuz when i pull out the pussy i spray it in dey face
2008-01-11 15:02:26
jord
Member
+2,382|6677|The North, beyond the wall.

naightknifar wrote:

jord wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Jord u silly cunt,
u have never been good at anything,
not even fucking hunt!
I support Simon, u tard
go write bettar lyrics,
it can't be taht hard.
Since when do I hunt?
You dumb fucking Cunt
Get the fuck out
Get back to your World or Warcraft mount

We all drink Beer
Children aint welcome here
Ass kissing simon
Go home son.
Fuck you, wasted jew.
Your a waste of space, takin in the oxygen, rapin the girls, chased by the police, mandem!
Nobody likes you, nobody wants you.
I mean seriously jord - who the fuck are you?
Man you steal everyone else's Rhymes.
First plan b
Now me?!

You're punchline has one fatal flaw
Nobody else saw
You better fucking bet I did
I'm gonna drown your sister in lake placid.


Now this Jensen Faggot wants a piece
His activity here needs to cease
Both you clowns are whack
But Jensen, I've got to give you the sack.
2008-01-11 15:04:27
sNaKe_StInG
SexiestSnake
+4|6569|The Netherlands
cant we all just live in peace?
btw i like cheese

can i hav the win now?
2008-01-11 15:04:48
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6390|fåking denmark
Now jord u fucking losar,
u couldn't even beat eminem,
har har
u will never win hen,
now u can go cry,
thard.

U say I'm a fucking faggot, ey?
who was the boi u had sex with, yay?
I'm not fucking gay, but bi,
have u bitheway even been high?
2008-01-11 15:05:29
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6521
man fuck yall niggaz
dont even give me the time
cuz what im doin here
is layin down sick rhymes
all these euro motherfuckers think they sick
truth be told, yall more pussies than my bitch
2008-01-11 15:06:34
sNaKe_StInG
SexiestSnake
+4|6569|The Netherlands

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Now jord u fucking losar,
u couldn't even beat eminem,
har har
u will never win hen,
now u can go cry,
thard.

U say I'm a fucking faggot, ey?
who was the boi u had sex with, yay?
I'm not fucking gay, but bi,
have u bitheway even been high?
omg you scare me...
2008-01-11 15:07:17
jord
Member
+2,382|6677|The North, beyond the wall.

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Now jord u fucking losar,
u couldn't even beat eminem,
har har
u will never win hen,
now u can go cry,
thard.

U say I'm a fucking faggot, ey?
who was the boi u had sex with, yay?
I'm not fucking gay, but bi,
have u bitheway even been high?
Your shit should be a crime
My words are fuckin' divine.
Sorry, but you just aint worth my time.
2008-01-11 15:07:38
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6560|Southampton, UK

You tryin to dis ma flava', saving ma other neighbour. Beatin into the beats - Repping the northern cheats.
You try to show B,f,2,s wot u got? You got nuthing son, your need to get beamed up son, go call Scot.

The people on this thread, try to lay donw them bars, your only makin a fool of yourself jord - go play chicken with cars!
Your just taking space, and wasting the place, to a low down rechid piece of scum like you - you don't know how much lace you can taste but your fucking me off too.
2008-01-11 15:08:03
Simon
basically
+838|6657|UK

jord wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

jord wrote:

Since when do I hunt?
You dumb fucking Cunt
Get the fuck out
Get back to your World or Warcraft mount

We all drink Beer
Children aint welcome here
Ass kissing simon
Go home son.
Fuck you, wasted jew.
Your a waste of space, takin in the oxygen, rapin the girls, chased by the police, mandem!
Nobody likes you, nobody wants you.
I mean seriously jord - who the fuck are you?
Man you steal everyone else's Rhymes.
First plan b
Now me?!

You're punchline has one fatal flaw
Nobody else saw
You better fucking bet I did
I'm gonna drown your sister in lake placid.


Now this Jensen Faggot wants a piece
His activity here needs to cease
Both you clowns are whack
But Jensen, I've got to give you the sack.
mate jord ive got ur back, these waste men better not bring out their gats
what they doin with guns ? they should be off playin with their mums
naight u look like ur 11, my bars are on u 24/7
u got no comeback u twat

Last edited by Simon (2008-01-11 15:09:22)

2008-01-11 15:09:42
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6390|fåking denmark

jord wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Now jord u fucking losar,
u couldn't even beat eminem,
har har
u will never win hen,
now u can go cry,
thard.

U say I'm a fucking faggot, ey?
who was the boi u had sex with, yay?
I'm not fucking gay, but bi,
have u bitheway even been high?
Your shit should be a crime
My words are fuckin' divine.
Sorry, but you just aint worth my time.
I can't hear what u say,
Oh oh, please mum let me stay!
u whine all the fucking time,
I will win again,
Shain!
2008-01-11 15:10:37
bennisboy
Member
+829|6645|Poundland

ig wrote:

yo bennis, u tryin to be hot
but ill tell u right now that shits not
come to the south ill show you whats up
these niggaz spit that shit out in a cup
you tryin to be hard but u definitely aint
all i gots to do is take it to the bank
and when i say bank, i aint talkin bout no stacks
what i speak is the fucking truth, ill pull out my gats
I'll tell you mate
Your jus too late
That shit was jus a crime
If you cant do the time
Dont bust out a shit rhyme
I've heard better from a mime
If you were a beggar I wouldn't give u a dime
I've got a less sour taste in my mouth eating a fuckin lime

I've also decided this is relevant to your comeback

Quick snap
its another rap attack
N i aint even black

Its kinda absurd
When I see this nerd
Acting like he got a bird
When he couldn't pull a turd
Oh I create the fear
When some of you jus spout verbal diarrhea
I see whats happenin here
Your rhymes are less attractive to me than being queer
So bruv you better get shook
Run home n wank over your physics book
But I'm like pythagoras
I work all the angles
Leave you in fucking tangles

Last edited by bennisboy (2008-01-11 15:13:07)

2008-01-11 15:10:39
jord
Member
+2,382|6677|The North, beyond the wall.

naightknifar wrote:

You tryin to dis ma flava', saving ma other neighbour. Beatin into the beats - Repping the northern cheats.
You try to show B,f,2,s wot u got? You got nuthing son, your need to get beamed up son, go call Scot.

The people on this thread, try to lay donw them bars, your only makin a fool of yourself jord - go play chicken with cars!
Your just taking space, and wasting the place, to a low down rechid piece of scum like you - you don't know how much lace you can taste but your fucking me off too.
That shit was cold
Nice use of bold
You've got these kids sold

I'm not
For all I care you could Rot
It takes 3 of you clowns to take on me?
Oh I see,
What are you... Fucking three?
2008-01-11 15:12:39
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6390|fåking denmark

jord wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

You tryin to dis ma flava', saving ma other neighbour. Beatin into the beats - Repping the northern cheats.
You try to show B,f,2,s wot u got? You got nuthing son, your need to get beamed up son, go call Scot.

The people on this thread, try to lay donw them bars, your only makin a fool of yourself jord - go play chicken with cars!
Your just taking space, and wasting the place, to a low down rechid piece of scum like you - you don't know how much lace you can taste but your fucking me off too.
That shit was cold
Nice use of bold
You've got these kids sold

I'm not
For all I care you could Rot
It takes 3 of you clowns to take on me?
Oh I see,
What are you... Fucking three?
u are down already, u jord,
u are not wilder then a pig hord,
we r three, but u are none,
why are u not already gone?
2008-01-11 15:12:54
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6521

bennisboy wrote:

ig wrote:

yo bennis, u tryin to be hot
but ill tell u right now that shits not
come to the south ill show you whats up
these niggaz spit that shit out in a cup
you tryin to be hard but u definitely aint
all i gots to do is take it to the bank
and when i say bank, i aint talkin bout no stacks
what i speak is the fucking truth, ill pull out my gats
I'll tell you mate
Your jus too late
That shit was jus a crime
If you cant do the time
Dont bust out a shit rhyme
I've heard better from a mime
If you were a beggar I wouldn't give u a dime
I've got a less sour taste in my mouth eating a fuckin lime
ha, u think u good tryin to rhyme ime 6 times
but wtf do i do? stay on the grind
u all know my shits tight
but these fake azz niggaz just wana fight
when they come over and see a real fuckin g
know what ima say?
bitch, get on your knees
2008-01-11 15:13:10
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6560|Southampton, UK

Simon wrote:

jord wrote:

naightknifar wrote:


Fuck you, wasted jew.
Your a waste of space, takin in the oxygen, rapin the girls, chased by the police, mandem!
Nobody likes you, nobody wants you.
I mean seriously jord - who the fuck are you?
Man you steal everyone else's Rhymes.
First plan b
Now me?!

You're punchline has one fatal flaw
Nobody else saw
You better fucking bet I did
I'm gonna drown your sister in lake placid.


Now this Jensen Faggot wants a piece
His activity here needs to cease
Both you clowns are whack
But Jensen, I've got to give you the sack.
mate jord ive got ur back, these waste men better not bring out their gats
what they doin with guns ? they should be off playin with their mums
naight u look like ur 11, my bars are on u 24/7
u got no comeback u twat
Got no comback? Who can come back to an attack as bad as that.
You ain't worth stayin here for , im just gonna go break the fuckin law.
You steam through these forums like you own the place, you dont own jack simon, you'll hardly show your face.
You stupid little pussy hole, you aint worth the effort - Imma go piss off now and you can play with Jord and his Microscopic-penis.
2008-01-11 15:15:46
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6390|fåking denmark

naightknifar wrote:

Simon wrote:

jord wrote:


Man you steal everyone else's Rhymes.
First plan b
Now me?!

You're punchline has one fatal flaw
Nobody else saw
You better fucking bet I did
I'm gonna drown your sister in lake placid.


Now this Jensen Faggot wants a piece
His activity here needs to cease
Both you clowns are whack
But Jensen, I've got to give you the sack.
mate jord ive got ur back, these waste men better not bring out their gats
what they doin with guns ? they should be off playin with their mums
naight u look like ur 11, my bars are on u 24/7
u got no comeback u twat
Got no comback? Who can come back to an attack as bad as that.
You ain't worth stayin here for , im just gonna go break the fuckin law.
You steam through these forums like you own the place, you dont own jack simon, you'll hardly show your face.
You stupid little pussy hole, you aint worth the effort - Imma go piss off now and you can play with Jord and his Microscopic-penis.
I see who u're with, u are with pig hord,
or do u call him darling-jord?
2008-01-11 15:16:01
aLeX
.?
+160|6330|:D

I'm a lyrical miracle..

and I shagged your mum.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
2008-01-11 15:16:27
bennisboy
Member
+829|6645|Poundland

ig wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

ig wrote:

yo bennis, u tryin to be hot
but ill tell u right now that shits not
come to the south ill show you whats up
these niggaz spit that shit out in a cup
you tryin to be hard but u definitely aint
all i gots to do is take it to the bank
and when i say bank, i aint talkin bout no stacks
what i speak is the fucking truth, ill pull out my gats
I'll tell you mate
Your jus too late
That shit was jus a crime
If you cant do the time
Dont bust out a shit rhyme
I've heard better from a mime
If you were a beggar I wouldn't give u a dime
I've got a less sour taste in my mouth eating a fuckin lime
ha, u think u good tryin to rhyme ime 6 times
but wtf do i do? stay on the grind
u all know my shits tight
but these fake azz niggaz just wana fight
when they come over and see a real fuckin g
know what ima say?
bitch, get on your knees
Nah I jus like my shit to rhyme
I'll spit lyrics colder than ice
Cos in your verse you rhymed jus twice
I've seen manlier flows spitten by mice
So go back and play with your fisher price
Round about now I'll keep it concise
I gave your mum pubic lice
2008-01-11 15:17:50
jord
Member
+2,382|6677|The North, beyond the wall.
Shit. I don't know what to think
You're on a fucking boat Night, and it's about to sink
At least the water will clean you, because you fucking stink.

Jenson, your shit is just that, shit
Do us all a favour and fuckin' split
Weird 3 year old Tit...


Want another cream cake?
For fucks sake
Jenson, get on a diet
Because theese people are gonna fuckin' riot.

Last edited by jord (2008-01-11 15:19:02)

2008-01-11 15:19:53
SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|6637|Amsterdam, NY

jord wrote:

Shit. I don't know what to think
You're on a fucking boat Night, and it's about to sink
At least the water will clean you, because you fucking stink.

Jenson, your shit is just that, shit
Do us all a favour and fuckin' split
Weird 3 year old Tit...


Want another cream cake?
For fucks sake
Jenson, get on a diet
Because theese people are gonna fuckin' riot.
Jord you are teh fail
your rhymin' skills are stale
you know you cant compete
now get the fuck outta the street
2008-01-11 15:20:30
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6521

bennisboy wrote:

ig wrote:

bennisboy wrote:


I'll tell you mate
Your jus too late
That shit was jus a crime
If you cant do the time
Dont bust out a shit rhyme
I've heard better from a mime
If you were a beggar I wouldn't give u a dime
I've got a less sour taste in my mouth eating a fuckin lime
ha, u think u good tryin to rhyme ime 6 times
but wtf do i do? stay on the grind
u all know my shits tight
but these fake azz niggaz just wana fight
when they come over and see a real fuckin g
know what ima say?
bitch, get on your knees
Nah I jus like my shit to rhyme
I'll spit lyrics colder than ice
Cos in your verse you rhymed jus twice
I've seen manlier flows spitten by mice
So go back and play with your fisher price
Round about now I'll keep it concise
I gave your mum pubic lice
u may think its hard to come back
but the whole fucking time ive been smokin crack
now that im straight its about to go down
turn that shotglass down and pour another round

my name is ben too
if u put is after ben ull see what the fuck to do
cuz u tryin to steal my name
and round here that shits fuckin lame
cuz bitch im american
wtf are you, a fucking vegetarian?
i guess so because you be suckin dick
when you're done thinkin its a carrot
get at me slick
2008-01-11 15:20:31
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6560|Southampton, UK

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

Simon wrote:

mate jord ive got ur back, these waste men better not bring out their gats
what they doin with guns ? they should be off playin with their mums
naight u look like ur 11, my bars are on u 24/7
u got no comeback u twat
Got no comback? Who can come back to an attack as bad as that.
You ain't worth stayin here for , im just gonna go break the fuckin law.
You steam through these forums like you own the place, you dont own jack simon, you'll hardly show your face.
You stupid little pussy hole, you aint worth the effort - Imma go piss off now and you can play with Jord and his Microscopic-penis.
I see who u're with, u are with pig hord,
or do u call him darling-jord?
You got it messed mate, jord is a waste mate.
Who would like to be his darling when he can't even control his jippo family's farming.
His sister's a fat one - She cant even hold a gun, her fingers so flabby, she has to call her daddy or mum -
To blow her own brains out, what a bad shout - stupid incest family, no wonder Jord is so gangly.
Probz got disease too, like AIDS or necrophelia too.
Piss off home jord, your embaress the thread - Just go die of poision, go eat some lead.

Last edited by naightknifar (2008-01-11 15:21:51)

2008-01-11 15:21:09
Simon
basically
+838|6657|UK

naightknifar wrote:

Simon wrote:

jord wrote:

Man you steal everyone else's Rhymes.
First plan b
Now me?!

You're punchline has one fatal flaw
Nobody else saw
You better fucking bet I did
I'm gonna drown your sister in lake placid.


Now this Jensen Faggot wants a piece
His activity here needs to cease
Both you clowns are whack
But Jensen, I've got to give you the sack.
mate jord ive got ur back, these waste men better not bring out their gats
what they doin with guns ? they should be off playin with their mums
naight u look like ur 11, my bars are on u 24/7
u got no comeback u twat
Got no comback? Who can come back to an attack as bad as that.
You ain't worth stayin here for , im just gonna go break the fuckin law.
You steam through these forums like you own the place, you dont own jack simon, you'll hardly show your face.
You stupid little pussy hole, you aint worth the effort - Imma go piss off now and you can play with Jord and his Microscopic-penis.
mate your rhyms are so old i can nearly see the mold,
please, fastforward to 2011, maybe ull have turned 7?
while ur there get some rhyms, bars whatever -  aslong as u aint bringing me ur shit weather
do you wanna get anymore fussy bout my bars, you aint even old enough to drive a trike let alone a car,
u up for gettin burned? post some bars u learned n ill have u fuckin churned

Last edited by Simon (2008-01-11 15:24:31)

2008-01-11 15:21:37
jord
Member
+2,382|6677|The North, beyond the wall.

SgtSlauther wrote:

jord wrote:

Shit. I don't know what to think
You're on a fucking boat Night, and it's about to sink
At least the water will clean you, because you fucking stink.

Jenson, your shit is just that, shit
Do us all a favour and fuckin' split
Weird 3 year old Tit...


Want another cream cake?
For fucks sake
Jenson, get on a diet
Because theese people are gonna fuckin' riot.
Jord you are teh fail
your rhymin' skills are stale
you know you cant compete
now get the fuck outta the street
You've said that already
You just aren't ready
Come back in a few years
Because I don't wanna see tears.

 

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