bennisboy
Member
+829|6647|Poundland

jord wrote:

You guys are like Samfink
You need to learn how to think
Start having battles
quit playing with your rattles.

If I may be so bold
This story shit is old

So start insulting each other
Before I fuck your Mother.
You always chat bout some guys mum
And how easily you made her come
But when your mum was about
I was the dirty stop out
Left her with her foetus up on the couch
N her pussy goin ouch

Battling me would be an embarassing mistake
Like being caught puttin your dick in a cake
I'll rip you like van winkle
As your ego shattered I heard a tinkle
jord
Member
+2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

bennisboy wrote:

jord wrote:

You guys are like Samfink
You need to learn how to think
Start having battles
quit playing with your rattles.

If I may be so bold
This story shit is old

So start insulting each other
Before I fuck your Mother.
You always chat bout some guys mum
And how easily you made her come
But when your mum was about
I was the dirty stop out
Left her with her foetus up on the couch
N her pussy goin ouch

Battling me would be an embarassing mistake
Like being caught puttin your dick in a cake
I'll rip you like van winkle
As your ego shattered I heard a tinkle
I aint scared of you.
Not Ig, Hurricane or Night too
I don't chat about guys mums
I'm more interested in their sons
Incase you havent worked it out
That means you ya fuckin' sprout
You have no room to doubt

I aint scared of you
Come up with some new
Deja vu, Deja vu?


I aint scared of you
My ego's gone? Boo fucking hoo


I aint scared of you
I'll call you a Jew
So go on, fucking sue.
bennisboy
Member
+829|6647|Poundland
That gave me an idea for a bad knock knock joke.

knock knock

who's there?

deja vu

oh you again

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

jord wrote:

You guys are like Samfink
You need to learn how to think
Start having battles
quit playing with your rattles.

If I may be so bold
This story shit is old

So start insulting each other
Before I fuck your Mother.
You always chat bout some guys mum
And how easily you made her come
But when your mum was about
I was the dirty stop out
Left her with her foetus up on the couch
N her pussy goin ouch

Battling me would be an embarassing mistake
Like being caught puttin your dick in a cake
I'll rip you like van winkle
As your ego shattered I heard a tinkle
I aint scared of you.
Not Ig, Hurricane or Night too
I don't chat about guys mums
I'm more interested in their sons
Incase you havent worked it out
That means you ya fuckin' sprout
You have no room to doubt

I aint scared of you
Come up with some new
Deja vu, Deja vu?


I aint scared of you
My ego's gone? Boo fucking hoo


I aint scared of you
I'll call you a Jew
So go on, fucking sue.
Oh now, you called me a jew
Shit fuck, what should I do?
Oh crap thats right
I'll keep my rhymes tight
Like a jew's wallet strings
I'll jus keep goin n see what it brings

I'll bring you the verbal crunch
unexpected like a sucker punch
I stroll into the saloon
At around high noon
You want a spittin duel?
I win it with many a language tool
Lyrics so deep they call me the 4th dimension
I just took it to another level, thats right it was an ascension
I'll bust out many a skill I forgot to mention
N leave your brain in a state of suspension

Last edited by bennisboy (2008-01-13 05:52:37)

robcr9
Member
+111|5982
oh ill easy win this , just let me think and be ready you nubs, beware language will be chavvy + isnt the truth, but really funny!
jord
Member
+2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

bennisboy wrote:

That gave me an idea for a bad knock knock joke.

knock knock

who's there?

deja vu

oh you again

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:


You always chat bout some guys mum
And how easily you made her come
But when your mum was about
I was the dirty stop out
Left her with her foetus up on the couch
N her pussy goin ouch

Battling me would be an embarassing mistake
Like being caught puttin your dick in a cake
I'll rip you like van winkle
As your ego shattered I heard a tinkle
I aint scared of you.
Not Ig, Hurricane or Night too
I don't chat about guys mums
I'm more interested in their sons
Incase you havent worked it out
That means you ya fuckin' sprout
You have no room to doubt

I aint scared of you
Come up with some new
Deja vu, Deja vu?


I aint scared of you
My ego's gone? Boo fucking hoo


I aint scared of you
I'll call you a Jew
So go on, fucking sue.
Oh now, you called me a jew
Shit fuck, what should I do?
Oh crap thats right
I'll keep my rhymes tight
Like a jew's wallet strings
I'll jus keep goin n see what it brings

I'll bring you the verbal crunch
unexpected like a sucker punch
I stroll into the saloon
At around high noon
You want a spittin duel?
I win it with many a language tool
Lyrics so deep they call me the 4th dimension
I just took it to another level, thats right it was an ascension
I'll bust out many a skill I forgot to mention
N leave your brain in a state of suspension
Wait, was that aimed at me?
Don't you see?
You're not a lyrical MC
You're about as clever as a Tree
And yeah, I do have a torn ligament in my knee
I'll be back later, off to watch you, me and Dupree.




(Seriously, it's on Sky anytime and the knee bit is true. yeah.)
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6287|eng

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

That gave me an idea for a bad knock knock joke.

knock knock

who's there?

deja vu

oh you again

jord wrote:


I aint scared of you.
Not Ig, Hurricane or Night too
I don't chat about guys mums
I'm more interested in their sons
Incase you havent worked it out
That means you ya fuckin' sprout
You have no room to doubt

I aint scared of you
Come up with some new
Deja vu, Deja vu?


I aint scared of you
My ego's gone? Boo fucking hoo


I aint scared of you
I'll call you a Jew
So go on, fucking sue.
Oh now, you called me a jew
Shit fuck, what should I do?
Oh crap thats right
I'll keep my rhymes tight
Like a jew's wallet strings
I'll jus keep goin n see what it brings

I'll bring you the verbal crunch
unexpected like a sucker punch
I stroll into the saloon
At around high noon
You want a spittin duel?
I win it with many a language tool
Lyrics so deep they call me the 4th dimension
I just took it to another level, thats right it was an ascension
I'll bust out many a skill I forgot to mention
N leave your brain in a state of suspension
Wait, was that aimed at me?
Don't you see?
You're not a lyrical MC
You're about as clever as a Tree
And yeah, I do have a torn ligament in my knee
I'll be back later, off to watch you, me and Dupree.
Stop, hammer time!
#rekt
_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly
Member
+22|6511|Surrey, United Kingdom
rofl some sick mc'ing going down here.. wheres simon gone? the lyrical badman
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6526|South Florida
Ay im back, to hit you with some more funky ass shit.

Checkit

Yo im a walkin holiday my nickname is Mitchaween, im kickin dope rhymes while im collectin my green

I got my crush on, my rush on, i love dis game,
Yo your mouth taste like shit when you mention my name

Walkin through yo clubs wearin Volcom appearels,
My fans know my lyrics like they christmas carols

Got my ice hangin low like your grand mammas titties, and im rollin 22's straight through ya cities,

Listen to my words... your brain cells fry, yo ide offer you a treat but no the cake is a lie!

My rhymes like crime, im rapin your ears, yellin stop hammertime while im fullfillin your fears

I got so many hoes, and i make em scream, ive felt things better then your best wet dream

Im a 16 year old star, you's a child molestah, got my bass poppin harder then a mexican fiesta

Yo i know that your jealous cause got with your momma, yo ive eaten more ladies then Jeffrey Dahmer


But thats, enough, for right now, if you like my shit, then boy you need to take a bow
Illest shit ever right there
15 more years! 15 more years!
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6337|Oregon
hey guys, you'll like this:
http://www.myspace.com/eugenehiphop
listen to the song "doorstep."
I'm the one singing the hook, and rapping/singing the verse about rape.
uh yeah, I in no way condone any of what we say here. G'd Up from the Feet Up!
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6509

djphetal wrote:

hey guys, you'll like this:
http://www.myspace.com/eugenehiphop
listen to the song "doorstep."
I'm the one singing the hook, and rapping/singing the verse about rape.
uh yeah, I in no way condone any of what we say here. G'd Up from the Feet Up!
Madd Skillz sonnn
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6562|Southampton, UK

It's been 3 days since i last logged in,
OH banned me, i was in the sin bin.
Rappin, and Chilling, just like i should,
lookin in here, checkin the hood.
The thread has died, you mother fucking wanks,
so start posting rhymes, or ill get out the tanks.
Ill come find you all, so get ur shit done,
or ill kick down your door, and you can see my fucking gun.
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|5975|England

naightknifar wrote:

It's been 3 days since i last logged in,
OH banned me, i was in the sin bin.
Rappin, and Chilling, just like i should,
lookin in here, checkin the hood.
The thread has died, you mother fucking wanks,
so start posting rhymes, or ill get out the tanks.
Ill come find you all, so get ur shit done,
or ill kick down your door, and you can see my fucking gun.
I was lucky enough to hear naightknifar rap this to over xfire ^.^
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6622|Gold coast, Aus.
This is a little story about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
bennisboy
Member
+829|6647|Poundland

gene_pool wrote:

This is a little story about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
fail

Also give me 5 to come up wit one
bennisboy
Member
+829|6647|Poundland
I'm back, let me jus say I dont give a
Shit, been having to much fun fucking up my liver
I dont care what time of year it is, I'll be out every night
Distant memories of my bed are nothing more than alright
At the end of the day, even the night, I'll keep spitting tight
Leave you so beat you'll be full of spite.
If you dont like what u see best sleep wit the light
But only pussies do that so u best fear tonight

Cos I'm seldom seen but often heard
That means omnipresent
I'm permanently relevant
At one with the elements
Decadence, Intelligence
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6562|Southampton, UK

gene_pool wrote:

This is a little story about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
Fuck off.




Edit: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Last edited by naightknifar (2008-01-16 09:19:06)

Simon
basically
+838|6659|UK
Alright, I'm back -  was busy with work
Now it's time for some proper brainwork
I've been allowed -
To spit a quick one now ;

Although it's not too hard for me to spit ones like this line
I'll sum them up.. here is it combined
As sharp as a feline, more agressive than a canine, smarter than einstein's mind, in the end its all entwined
Yeah, that's me defined -
The best of mankind, I'm devine
Now I'll come from behind
Have you so disorientated you'll think you're blind
So please, stop trying to spit and resign.

Last edited by Simon (2008-01-17 14:05:46)

bennisboy
Member
+829|6647|Poundland
Its not why I've done what I did
But why am I doing what I do
Cos even through the biggest turmoil
You'll best friends will always stay loyal

When mans ben frowning around
I'll still be clowning around
Spittin hectic sound
Droppin bars with rhymes abound
bennisboy
Member
+829|6647|Poundland
I think we can be certain we'll never be as lyrically dope as this guy (nit his best song by a long shot, but I like the vid)




here's a better song

Last edited by bennisboy (2008-01-17 13:07:07)

MysteryJake
Member
+12|6208|California
All the shit you motha fuckaz spit aint legit
So im here to make you sit...

I be spittin hot fire
you be calling me sire
Im a higher bein' that you seein'
Im a lyrical beast
your mind feasts
on my flows, god only knows
where these infamous rhymes go
what you know joe schmoe?
Its not how to flow
these rhymes make your head explode
your body erode
the'll be nothing left when im done with you
im sick of that stupid shit you spew
If you only knew what these rhymes could do to you


Thats all i got
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6133|Carnoustie, Scotland
I'm back from my three day hol-i-day
And I just gots a few brand new things to say
This thread kinda died while I was away
Now it's slowed down to a stop - that's gay

Got banned by a motha' called orangehound
Now I wanna smack that bitch into the ground (JK )
Shit I'll add more when I got the time
This for tonight is my final rhyme.
SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|6639|Amsterdam, NY
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6562|Southampton, UK

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=92372


Howd you feel? Your thread closed now, by bernie himself, didn't know how.
Post your shit here, you lame ass fucks - before you get tempd for spamming WITH DUCKS! LOL]

https://www.valdosta.edu/~mtrejo/duck.jpeg
Simon
basically
+838|6659|UK

Simon wrote:

Alright, I'm back -  was busy with work
Now it's time for some proper brainwork
I've been allowed -
To spit a quick one now ;

Although it's not too hard for me to spit ones like this line
I'll sum them up.. here is it combined
As sharp as a feline, more agressive than a canine, smarter than einstein's mind, in the end its all entwined
Yeah, that's me defined -
The best of mankind, I'm devine
Now I'll come from behind
Have you so disorientated you'll think you're blind
So please, stop trying to spit and resign.
Still amazing
Oh lawd I even impress myself
bennisboy
Member
+829|6647|Poundland
Raphi, I'm still waiting for your reply to this

bennisboy wrote:

Let me put it simply, If your rhymes were any shitter
They'd be in the samn damn bin as the dog litter
I leave u standing cos I'm the bestest spitter
The best of the best spitters
My lyrics are epic hard hitters
I suggest you become another one of the quitters
My rhymes fuck wit your head n leave you with the jitters

My lyrics are fucking superb
A combination of many an explosive verb
Fuck the BF2 CD
I fuck you up with just hands from yours truly

I see why they called you Ersguterjunge
Cos your rhymes are so immature
They're polluted while I keep mine pure
I come up with so many new rhymes, they call me the entrepreneur

I agree with noobest
Use the old thread if you get the gist
Cos if not you'll get the mods pissed
And you'll be added to the ban list

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