Ayumiz
J-10 whore
+103|6729|Singapore
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.


Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6533|Chicago
d3athwi5h4
insert clever title here
+59|6509|Kickapoo
owned. Plagiarism FTL
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6215|Phoenix, AZ
thats some good advice right there.
Ganko_06
Laughter with an S
+167|6641|Camoran's Paradise
Bill Gates didn't become a billionaire by being stupid.
Goven
/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
+125|6476|Purdue
So true. Sad that a lot of people (kids and adults alike) don't realize this.
462nd NSP653
Devout Moderate, Empty Head.
+57|6680

Ganko_06 wrote:

Bill Gates didn't become a billionaire by being stupid.
Or by having stories wrongly attributed to him.  Just teasing you. I think you missed the link in the second post.  And actually, there are 3 more that are never included in the list.  For those and a second source on the Sykes fact.... http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp

Sykes has written a few books like this and you can find humorous truth in all them. I recommend him for casual reading.

Last edited by 462nd NSP653 (2008-01-10 20:22:16)

Ganko_06
Laughter with an S
+167|6641|Camoran's Paradise

462nd NSP653 wrote:

Ganko_06 wrote:

Bill Gates didn't become a billionaire by being stupid.
Or by having stories wrongly attributed to him.  Just teasing you. I think you missed the link in the second post.  And actually, there are 3 more that are never included in the list.  For those and a second source on the Sykes fact.... http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp

Sykes has written a few books like this and you can find humorous truth in all them. I recommend him for casual reading.
Yeah, I found it odd that Bill Gates was the author since I remember seeing it several years ago and it wasn't by Bill Gates.  But, I thought my memory was lying to me.  Thanks for clearing that up.
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6320|New Haven, CT

d3athwi5h4 wrote:

owned. Plagiarism FTL
He never claimed credit for it.
462nd NSP653
Devout Moderate, Empty Head.
+57|6680

Ganko_06 wrote:

462nd NSP653 wrote:

Ganko_06 wrote:

Bill Gates didn't become a billionaire by being stupid.
Or by having stories wrongly attributed to him.  Just teasing you. I think you missed the link in the second post.  And actually, there are 3 more that are never included in the list.  For those and a second source on the Sykes fact.... http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp

Sykes has written a few books like this and you can find humorous truth in all them. I recommend him for casual reading.
Yeah, I found it odd that Bill Gates was the author since I remember seeing it several years ago and it wasn't by Bill Gates.  But, I thought my memory was lying to me.  Thanks for clearing that up.
The messages are priceless so good post just the same. +1

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