BF2S Forums Arg.. women.. HELP ME

LT.Victim wrote:

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

well shes jealous of some other chick that she thinks is close to u...

Lindsey <3's Ryan

*giggles*

Me asking her if I can post the MSN convo..

: ŁiиdSеY...its a partay tyme says:
just do it...they'll  be like oh she likes you, shes jelous..

I think she wins.

lol im glad i could be so predictable.

its true isnt it!1 MWUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!11111one

Tell her the smilies are really annoying...

...but that you still love like/whatever term her.

Last edited by nukchebi0 (2008-01-22 23:22:29)

LT.Victim wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

Tell her the smilies are really annoying...

...but that you still love like/whatever term her.

Better?

much

LT.Victim wrote:

Fuck, I'm suspose to be working on a School project, but I keep getting sidetracked, plus I have a huge ass headache right now, so I'm waiting for the drugz0r to kick in.. so I mine as well update..

I talked to her on MSN..

She had some "concerns"

.: ŁiиdSеY...its a partay tyme  says:
random question........if we dated would things change?
®ýªñ says:
Like what in praticular?
.: ŁiиdSеY...its a partay tyme  says:
idunno like once were together you realize you dont want to be...in other words you just like the chase
®ýªñ says:
well no
®ýªñ says:
Because, to be honest, it already feels like we are dating, just with the.. Physical part I guess
®ýªñ says:
And I haven't lost interest
.: ŁiиdSеY...its a partay tyme says:
yeah thats what i was thinking

And..

.: ŁiиdSеY...its a partay tyme  says:
if we dated would you stop flirting with cassie..lol
®ýªñ says:
Do you think I'm flirting with cassie?
.: ŁiиdSеY...its a partay tyme  says:
no, but shes with you..
.: ŁiиdSеY...its a partay tyme  says:
and you let her

And just to let everyone know.. I have no feelings what so ever with this "Cassie" girl.. And I made damn sure that she knows..

Aw,..

But anyway, good response Lt..

B.Schuss wrote:

teenage love....*sigh*

those were the days....

Were they? 0.o

Teenage love was more like
"Hey, theres a room there."
"I'm not that drunk."
"Oh, okay."
*awkward silence*

Then:

"So, you got a condom?"
"oh... erm.... no"

Pause

"Ah well, fuck it. What are the chances anyway."
"Yeah, you're right."

*insert explicit material here*

/3 weeks later

*rings*
"I'm pregnant."
"Oh. Nice."
*click*

tthf wrote:

now LT aint never gonna get laid...

Ooops.

@ Lindsey and LT. Just be safe and this shouldn't happen ( what I just said there is a true story ).

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

tthf wrote:

now LT aint never gonna get laid...

Ooops.

@ Lindsey and LT. Just be safe and this shouldn't happen ( what I just said there is a true story ).

You made a girl pregnant Zimma?

Zimmer has 9 children, didn't you know this?

Zimmer wrote:

tthf wrote:

now LT aint never gonna get laid...

Ooops.

@ Lindsey and LT. Just be safe and this shouldn't happen ( what I just said there is a true story ).

I'm not stupid, and neither is she.. I'm always uh.. "prepared" if you know what I mean..

I would never even think about having sex without a condom, and if the thing broke or fell off I would go get the day after pill like immediately.. You don't want to mess around with this kinda shit. I'm not a dumbass like m4s3rchi3f over there. If you can't have sex responsibly, then you probably should even be doing it at all.

My friend and his GF had to get the day after pill like 3 times in a week.. Twice the condom broke, and then the other time he used too much lube and the condom fell off.... They almost shat bricks.

LT.Victim wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

tthf wrote:

now LT aint never gonna get laid...

Ooops.

@ Lindsey and LT. Just be safe and this shouldn't happen ( what I just said there is a true story ).

I'm not stupid, and neither is she.. I'm always uh.. "prepared" if you know what I mean..

I would never even think about having sex without a condom, and if the thing broke or fell off I would go get the day after pill like immediately.. You don't want to mess around with this kinda shit. I'm not a dumbass like m4s3rchi3f over there. If you can't have sex responsibly, then you probably should even be doing it at all.

My friend and his GF had to get the day after pill like 3 times in a week.. Twice the condom broke, and then the other time he used too much lube and the condom fell off.... They almost shat bricks.

Poor girl,.. those pills contain serious (medi-chemical) shit, she would have felt crap. I thought they didn't even gave one person the pill that often in such a short timespan. Actually it isn't even possible as far as I know, since you have to take a few pills during the course of a few days. Well at least it used to be that way; have they developped new stuff or what?

And Lt. I posted that link to m4s3rchi3f's topic in reply to the posts above, it wasn't directed at you

Lai wrote:

Poor girl,.. those pills contain serious (medi-chemical) shit, she would have felt crap. I thought they didn't even gave one person the pill that often in such a short timespan. Actually it isn't even possible as far as I know, since you have to take a few pills during the course of a few days. Well at least it used to be that way; have they developed new stuff or what?

Well, it was more like during the course of two 2 weeks.. I'm pretty sure you take one pill, and then another like 8 hours or day? after the first or something..

By the last time, she knew what to expect, so she took a bunch of Gravol of stuff so that she wouldn't throw up..

ig wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

he used too much lube and the condom fell off....

lol wut

Oh god.. K well I hope this isn't to R rated for Bf2s, if it is, my bad..

K well, he had some Trojan Ultra Thins, and they broke twice.. so he went and got some new condoms, Durex "her" sensation condoms.. he thought that maybe the condoms kept breaking because they get really dry after a bit of uh.. "work".. So he bought some Flavored lube too..

I guess he used a little too much, and it fell off.. Dunno how that can happen though unless he put the lube on the inside of the condom.. I don't think he did though.. The condom probably just kept sliding off gradually with the help of the lube until it was off...

The worse part about this.. after he told me the story, he's like "smell my hand, it smells like Strawberry Kiwi..." too much info man.. too much.

ig wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

ig wrote:

lol wut

Oh god.. K well I hope this isn't to R rated for Bf2s, if it is, my bad..

K well, he had some Trojan Ultra Thins, and they broke twice.. so he went and got some new condoms, Durex "her" sensation condoms.. he thought that maybe the condoms kept breaking because they get really dry after a bit of uh.. "work".. So he bought some Flavored lube too..

I guess he used a little too much, and it fell off.. Dunno how that can happen though unless he put the lube on the inside of the condom.. I don't think he did though.. The condom probably just kept sliding off gradually with the help of the lube until it was off...

The worse part about this.. after he told me the story, he's like "smell my hand, it smells like Strawberry Kiwi..." too much info man.. too much.

that whole post was too much info

Ya, I figured that.