Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6592|London, England
This topic has gone from good, to epic because of The_Guardsman

kudos to him...or her...

also, what marine said.
Master*
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GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inguinal_hernia
ow
GunSlinger OIF II
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usmarine2005 wrote:

You broke dick.....suck it up.
you know how much shit Im getting at my unit for being on profile....
GunSlinger OIF II
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M.O.A.B wrote:

'the patient will be asked to cough and strain during the procedure' zomg
I had to see 3 different people to get this thing taken care of.   Thats 1 old lady, one weird looking surgeon and one german surgeon (the german dude is going to be doing the surgery today, hes got a thick accent)  who all fondled my nuts.
usmarine
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GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

You broke dick.....suck it up.
you know how much shit Im getting at my unit for being on profile....
yep....thought I would rub it in a bit.
FatherTed
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Haha you're doing better than me! After my hand op, the surgeon was Japanese, and i was so medicated i couldnt understand a word he was saying. For some reason, i thought he was Dillon of the Magic Roundabout.
Small hourglass island
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M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
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GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

'the patient will be asked to cough and strain during the procedure' zomg
I had to see 3 different people to get this thing taken care of.   Thats 1 old lady, one weird looking surgeon and one german surgeon (the german dude is going to be doing the surgery today, hes got a thick accent)  who all fondled my nuts.
Oooh
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6417|Chicago, IL

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

whats it like to be under anesthesia?
Honesty, i can't remeber, you just kinda fall asleep and wake up sore as hell a few hours later
LT.Victim
Member
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Ha, I've had like.. 2 Hernia Operations, the first one I was too young to remember, the second, all I can remember is being on a Hospital bed thingy, and for for some reason the Nurse was blowing bubbles ( I was still only like 5 at the time)...

So if thats all I can remember, it can't be that bad..
GunSlinger OIF II
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http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=71961


fuck man, it took me 7 months to get this taken care of.
Fredrik
i hate you all
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Ask them if they can make it bigger too
jord
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May good health be upon you and a very Merry Christmas Ho ho ho.

Now go for liposuction.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6078|Birmingham, UK
Ok, you'll get through it fine, i mean, as long as the surgeon isn't drunk, you don't wake up mid surgery, i've heard terrible things about that, oh, and you don't want to get blood poisoned, although, apart from all these risks, theres nothing to worry about, BUT, then there's the other things like the doctor slipping and cutting something...

Nah, i'm only joking... good look.
mikeyb118
Evil Overlord
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GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

'the patient will be asked to cough and strain during the procedure' zomg
I had to see 3 different people to get this thing taken care of.   Thats 1 old lady, one weird looking surgeon and one german surgeon (the german dude is going to be doing the surgery today, hes got a thick accent)  who all fondled my nuts.
Sorry. lol.
M.O.A.B
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This German fella ain't called Gunta (Gunther ) is he?
GunSlinger OIF II
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Manfred Ritter.   he seemed cool.   he had soft, gentle hands.....
GunSlinger OIF II
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I just know there is going to be an earthquake right at the moment of incision.
SEREVENT
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+605|6078|Birmingham, UK

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

I just know there is going to be an earthquake right at the moment of incision.
I'll have you know that the the odds of an earthquake are vvveehjdgkjyey small... oh, sorry there was an earthquake just then.

Edit:- luckily only a small one

Last edited by Bf2-GeneralArnott (2007-12-17 08:58:19)

geNius
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+144|6413|SoCal

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

whats it like to be under anesthesia?
You'll only be aware of it for two seconds.
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6592|London, England

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

I just know there is going to be an earthquake right at the moment of incision.
I laughed quite alot when I read this
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
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The_Guardsman wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

whats it like to be under anesthesia?
Had an op a few years back (sex change) and going under the anesthetic was alright. I'd had the General anesthetic, l lay there abit and the next thing l know l'm a wake in a bed getting force fed yogurt. Good luck lad.
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GunSlinger OIF II
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vicodin is my friend
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F*ckers
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GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

vicodin is my friend
everything still where it should be?
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
GunSlinger OIF II
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i dont know, it hurts to look.  i cant sit down.  im typing this standing up
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6592|London, England
So what was it like, going under Anaesthesia?

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