BF2S Forums How About Nuclear Bombs in BF2

Tyferra wrote:

Yes! Nuclear bombs in BF2!

Wait... wait...

...I mean no.


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topal63 wrote:

Tarasque wrote:

Dont take everything you read literaly.

LOL

Now that my friend is a truely ironic (and oxymoronic) statement.

Thank you(!) for being so funny.

What?

1) It's not irony.
2) It is not an oxymoron
3) How is it funny?

As a statement about poetry, the bible, mythology or a metaphor; that comment would make sense, and be in the proper context of the expression. If his [the original] comment was something like: I am feeling blue [poetic expression example] which would connote [not literal]; rather than denote [literal] then he, other poster, would have made sense. But the original poster said something literal; even as an attempt at humor; it is a LITERAL statement: HOW ABOUT NUKES IN BF2.

NOT literal and read combine to form an oxymoron. To say reading WHAT IS LITERAL is not literal is an ignorant use of the  proper expression: taking things [to] literal. Read/write carries nearly the same meaning as the word literal in the context presented and that is subtle compound oxymoronic combination.

That [he/she] whomever would say something stupid to seem smart, now that is IRONIC, and fits the definition of the word. And that of course is funny to me. If [he/she] whomever wishes to revise their idea that this attempt at humor falls in the realm of the ABSURD then I concur - because the absurd is category in which the stupid reside.

Last edited by topal63 (2005-12-30 11:20:27)

it would be great to have nukes.....

but only squad leaders get to use them....

and they can have the ION cannon and SCUD strike as well depending on what team they play....

and you would need a countdown timer as well....

next you could get other cool stuff depending on how many kills in a round you got....

the cool female voice would say "congratulation general....you've been promoted!!!!"  and the you could choose all this cool shit that would destroy EVERYONE.

YEAH!! I want nuclear MISSILE !! 1st I shoot it and then it kill everybody in map and all gases etc. keep killing everybody in that map next 20 years! Yeah, that's what I want! But serioysly, this topic must be joke or something (I hope).