Fuck. Ouch. Fuck. Fuck. Ouch.

2007-12-04 08:52:06

#1

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

So I was walking out of my room and before I knew it bang. The right end of my right foot smashed into a hard scratchy bag thingy, proceeded to smash into an empty large suitcase in front of the door, then a square large plastic bucket. It hurts, alot. Theres also a roundish brown thing on my foot that keeps growing, i think its blood trapped under the skin or something. I hope its not broken, that would suck ass.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-04 08:52:32)

2007-12-04 08:53:16

#2

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6500|N. Ireland

Lovely!

2007-12-04 08:53:16

#3

jord: Member; +2,382|6685|The North, beyond the wall.

Drain it with knife and pics please.

2007-12-04 08:54:33

#4

JackerP: aka S.J.N.P.0717; +21|6284|Mo Val, Cali

sux2bu

and

'Drain it with knife and pics please.'

2007-12-04 08:57:19

#5

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

I would but I cant find my shitty webcam.

2007-12-04 09:00:21

#6

BlackKoala: Member; +215|6332

if you're going to pop it, heat the knife up with a lighter first.

2007-12-04 09:01:55

#7

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6574|NYC / Hamburg

I think this calls for
"pics or it never happened"

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-12-04 09:05:00

#8

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

K found webcam. Taking pics.

https://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/Lord_Dragonclaw/Picture1.jpg

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-04 09:06:41)

2007-12-04 09:07:13

#9

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|6691|Espoo, Finland

Please take video of said leg coming off.

Edit: GTFO! That's just lame!
Chop the whole foot off or you're forewer a pussy in everyone's books!

Last edited by Gawwad (2007-12-04 09:08:56)

2007-12-04 09:07:46

#10

BlackKoala: Member; +215|6332

oh christ its just a blood blister

2007-12-04 09:07:57

#11

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

Gawwad wrote:
Please take video of said leg coming off.

Dragonclaw wrote:
Please go kill yourself in the most painful way imaginable.

BlackKoala wrote:
oh christ its just a blood blister

is it bad that if I try to move my last 2 toes up it feels like its going to explode but I can move them down fine?

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-04 09:08:50)

2007-12-04 09:11:19

#12

Lai: Member; +186|6157

That isn't a major injury private!

Seriously,.. just cut it.

2007-12-04 09:11:56

#13

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6762|Scotland

I see you have never played prper footie.

Just burst it. Seriously.

2007-12-04 09:12:11

#14

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

Lai wrote:
That isn't a major injury private!

Seriously,.. just cut it.

You want me to cut my leg off? I think I would have more problems doing that. Brb stabbing foot with lead pencil coated with aids.

Zimmer wrote:
I see you have never played prper footie.

Just burst it. Seriously.

Ive played soccer or "footie" before but I always wore sneakers.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-04 09:13:17)

2007-12-04 09:12:17

#15

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6628|Gold coast, Aus.

Dragonclaw wrote:
Gawwad wrote:
Please take video of said leg coming off.
Dragonclaw wrote:
Please go kill yourself in the most painful way imaginable.
BlackKoala wrote:
oh christ its just a blood blister
is it bad that if I try to move my last 2 toes up it feels like its going to explode but I can move them down fine?

Something moves up = energy used
Something moves down = energy created.

Works like that for energy/light created in suns and stars so I don't see why it wouldn't with your damaged feet :D

2007-12-04 09:13:06

#16

TigerXtrm: Death by Indecency; +51|6375|Netherlands

1. Take a double barreled shotgun.

2. Load the shotgun.

3. Aim said shotgun at problem area: Foot/Toe.

4. Pull shotgun trigger.

5. Moan and whine in pain for a while.

6. Repeat steps 1 and 2.

7. Aim shotgun at problem area: Head.

8. Pull shotgun trigger.

9. Stop whining.

2007-12-04 09:14:00

#17

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

TigerXtrm wrote:
1. Take a double barreled shotgun.

2. Load the shotgun.

3. Aim said shotgun at problem area: Foot/Toe.

4. Pull shotgun trigger.

5. Moan and whine in pain for a while.

6. Repeat steps 1 and 2.

7. Aim shotgun at problem area: Head.

8. Pull shotgun trigger.

9. Stop whining.

What if I dont have a shotgun?

2007-12-04 09:16:33

#18

TigerXtrm: Death by Indecency; +51|6375|Netherlands

Then we're all fucked...

2007-12-04 09:17:21

#19

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

Ok now a shitload of blood is coming out but the fucking bump is still there. Asking the internets for help is not recommended. Maybe youll get lucky and Ill bleed to death.

Ok no more blood, but theres blood all over my sheets which I used to wipe it now. Yay me.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-04 09:19:00)

2007-12-04 09:18:53

#20

samfink: Member; +31|6562

ok, thtas simpyl a blood blister. as for hurtign when you move it up, simple. bruised. it'll go down in a couple days.

2007-12-04 09:19:29

#21

r00ts: xD; +81|6549|Netherlands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_blister

2007-12-04 09:19:37

#22

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

samfink wrote:
ok, thtas simpyl a blood blister. as for hurtign when you move it up, simple. bruised. it'll go down in a couple days.

Goddamnit I was supposed to rob a bank tomorrow, now Ill never make it with my foot fucked up. So much for the 100,000 each for all the BF2s members.

2007-12-04 09:19:41

#23

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6762|Scotland

Dude, its nothing. Absolutely nothing. Get some antiseptic ( or iodine if you have any, that will sting like a bitch, I warn you ) put it on the wound, clean it up and bandage it.

2007-12-04 09:20:01

#24

cablecopulate: Member; +449|6744|Massachusetts.

You pussy.

2007-12-04 09:20:49

#25

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6312|Florida

Zimmer wrote:
Dude, its nothing. Absolutely nothing. Get some antiseptic ( or iodine if you have any, that will sting like a bitch, I warn you ) put it on the wound, clean it up and bandage it.

I dont have any. Ill just let it bleed out all over the floor.

cablecopulate wrote:
You pussy.

I guess this is nothing compared to the time I scraped half my cheek off on concrete.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-04 09:21:21)

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