Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon

2007-12-02 22:01:15

#1

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7128

SYDNEY, Australia - Thieves stole 17.6 tons of ham and bacon ...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071203/ap_ … _ham_heist

Now what the fuck are you going to do with 17 tons?

2007-12-02 22:02:29

#2

sithao: Member; +63|6992|Los Angeles, California

Eat it,sell it,give it away.

2007-12-02 22:02:44

#3

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7196|Denver colorado

Eat

Dat

Shit

2007-12-02 22:03:57

#4

[AZEG]PhxBravo: Moved to "Phxbravo" account; +10|6817|phoenix, az

hahahah sick bitch

2007-12-02 22:04:39

#5

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6806|Brisbane, Australia

What aren't you going to do with 17 tonnes of dead pig?

lulz I can't believe that happened here

edit:

LOL

"have a $4,000 reward for returning $88,000 worth of meat".

Last edited by TimmmmaaaaH (2007-12-02 22:05:37)

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2007-12-02 22:06:44

#6

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6967|132 and Bush

Stocking stuffers.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2007-12-02 22:07:08

#7

Cleft: Member; +2|6503|Pacific Northwest

I believe the better question is what can't you do with 17 tons of bacon

2007-12-02 22:07:26

#8

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6987|Gold coast, Aus.

What the fuck would you use to transport 17.6 tons of bacon, without getting noticed?

2007-12-02 22:08:19

#9

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6967|132 and Bush

gene_pool wrote:
What the fuck would you use to transport 17.6 tons of bacon, without getting noticed?

Rosie O'donnell

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2007-12-02 22:10:31

#10

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|7013

17 pounds isn't that much. I could eat prolly 2 pounds of bacon a day so it'd only last me... umm.... math.... 8 1/2 days!

Oh you said tons.... fuck thats way too much math. I'm gonna guess 12 days.

2007-12-02 22:13:33

#11

TrueMusou: Member; +36|6527|United States Of Hamerica

Nam nam...friggin Nam

2007-12-02 22:14:59

#12

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7006|Your moms bedroom

Cleft wrote:
I believe the better question is what can't you do with 17 tons of bacon

Load it into a plane and drop it over the terrorists

2007-12-02 22:16:05

#13

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7128

Locoloki wrote:
Cleft wrote:
I believe the better question is what can't you do with 17 tons of bacon
Load it into a plane and drop it over the terrorists

/fucking win

2007-12-02 22:17:50

#14

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,988|6998|949

I could eat bacon every meal.

2007-12-02 22:20:03

#15

tthf: Member 5307; +210|7124|06-01

17+ tons of stolen bacon???

terrorists did it to deprive the immoral hethens of joy.

actually they shouldn't have stolen it, just let the hethens stuff their faces and die of heart failure..

2007-12-02 22:26:38

#16

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6760|The Gem Saloon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0zJSgHDnpw

2007-12-03 00:09:09

#17

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7010

I guess banks are too hard to rob these days...

2007-12-03 00:41:03

#18

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7082

How can that much fucking bacon get missing?

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2007-12-03 01:35:00

#19

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7141|Noizyland

usmarine2005 wrote:
Now what the fuck are you going to do with 17 tons?

Play practical jokes on Muslims and Jews?

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2007-12-03 01:39:57

#20

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6806|Brisbane, Australia

Ty wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
Now what the fuck are you going to do with 17 tons?
Play practical jokes on Muslims and Jews?

Ty, you are a devious man.

The killing a kitten with a hammer still tops that though.

2007-12-03 01:42:13

#21

r00ts: xD; +81|6908|Netherlands

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
17 pounds isn't that much. I could eat prolly 2 pounds of bacon a day so it'd only last me... umm.... math.... 8 1/2 days!

Oh you said tons.... fuck thats way too much math. I'm gonna guess 12 days.

17 tons, not 17 pounds
which equals about 34000 pounds

Last edited by r00ts (2007-12-03 01:44:05)

2007-12-03 02:12:19

#22

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7031|NT, like Mick Dundee

I like bacon. I couldn't stand converting to Judaism or Islam.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-12-03 02:20:51

#23

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6772|NSW, Australia

Kmarion wrote:
gene_pool wrote:
What the fuck would you use to transport 17.6 tons of bacon, without getting noticed?
Rosie O'donnell

OH SNAP!

2007-12-03 02:29:00

#24

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6885|Adelaide, South Australia

"And in other news, the 1^st annual Ham and Bacon Barbecue begins next week. Sources say that there will be over 17 tons of meat for consumption..."

2007-12-03 03:04:17

#25

twiistaaa: Member; +87|7035|mexico

sithao wrote:
Eat it,sell it,give it away.

its all gold.

BF2S Forums Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon

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Cleft wrote:

Locoloki wrote:

Cleft wrote:

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