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namsdrawkcaB
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Right now i feel terrible.
I have got so much flem in my nasal cavity. I can barely breath or swallow.
Anyone know the best way to get rid of it? I cant really snort it up.
usmarine
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lol
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
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lol im serious.
usmarine
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tilt your head back
Klinka-Klinko
NIKE Swoosh
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Tissue
general_rookie
Get off my lawn, whippersnapper!!
+6|6029
put the sink on full hot.  Lean about a foot from the sink bowl.  cover your head with a towel over the sink.  This will trap the hot steam.  breathe this steam for 10 minutes or longer.  you'll be breathing better in no time.
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
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damn it aint working. Too blocked up..
usmarine
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namsdrawkcaB wrote:

damn it aint working. Too blocked up..
stand on your head
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
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general_rookie wrote:

put the sink on full hot.  Lean about a foot from the sink bowl.  cover your head with a towel over the sink.  This will trap the hot steam.  breathe this steam for 10 minutes or longer.  you'll be breathing better in no time.
awsome ill try
daddyofdeath
A REAL Combat Engineer in the house
+187|5586|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27
Vicks vapo rub. Or the one above towel/sink/hot water.

Last edited by daddyofdeath (2007-08-09 16:53:47)

Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|5780|Boulder, CO
either vix vapour rub, olbas oil *strong liquid, put on a tissue, inhale, get a runny nose which unblocks it.(imagine chloroforming someone) OR if its really severe like i had where you cannot taste/ smell anything at all for six months (which is not fun at all) get a nasal spray decongestant, i was prescribed nasacort which works wonders, i think i have another one somewhere. you can get them at the chemists btw if you ask, though it is like putting down a man eating tiger by shooting it with a challenger 2. definately works though.

DAMM MY INCREDIBLY PATHETIC MILD ALLERGY TO DUST it made me clean my room .

Last edited by Noobeater (2007-08-09 16:54:54)

mkxiii
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[beatles]...I need somebody![/beatles]

first thing i thought of when saw title
usmarine
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buttsecks
Jackabo
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usmarine2005 wrote:

buttsecks
QFT
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
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usmarine2005 wrote:

buttsecks
just tried and it didnt work
Canadian_Sniper_X
Member
+45|5822|Kamloops, BC Canada
Really Really hot shower... like turn it to full hot... but have it spray on the wall so that the water droplets form a mist that is not so hot. It's like a sauna... makes you feel goooooood
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|5903|Portland, OR, USA

general_rookie wrote:

put the sink on full hot.  Lean about a foot from the sink bowl.  cover your head with a towel over the sink.  This will trap the hot steam.  breathe this steam for 10 minutes or longer.  you'll be breathing better in no time.
shit that brings back memories...
spuddy1981
Member
+10|5696|england
go swimming.  or drink hot milk+brandy+honey.
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
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spuddy1981 wrote:

go swimming.  or drink hot milk+brandy+honey.
whats the ingredients for the honey drink again/.?
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|5889|Kent, UK
tried the Footballers hanky?
Or lay on one side for a while and one nostril should clear up, the lay on your back (have a bowl handy) and the phlegm from the other nostril should run into your throat (that's why we have the bowl).
Sit up, and hock up a lugie.

Won't clear you up completely, but it'll help

Also, eat really hot food like curry, or chillie. Will clear you up a bitch
mrchinchin25
Member
+14|5739
Get a small snake and put it up your nose - call it Timmy The TangoSnake if required.

He will clear the blockage.

(note - I said snake not rake)

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