TOP - The Movie.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
the aftermath of TOP baserapingHurricane wrote:
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Smurf#smurfs_and_sex
what is know is that they do have courting rituals, here is one such ritual
what is know is that they do have courting rituals, here is one such ritual
Last edited by sfarrar33 (2007-08-05 16:44:32)
that was gonna be my answerDauntless wrote:
No they give birth normally, but there's only one smurfette that everyone gangbangs weekly.
they show up once in a blue moon.
So essentially the little buggers will die off, because they can't reproduce.
And they age, because Papa Smurf is getting on. Although what's with the red pants? is that like the Mayor's suit?
But if Smurfs can't fall in love, what's the point, because they little fellas can't get jiggy (at least until Gargamel made Smurfette)?
Clearly those French script writers fell down on the job on this. Can't they develop decent canon? At least Asterix made sense .....
And they age, because Papa Smurf is getting on. Although what's with the red pants? is that like the Mayor's suit?
But if Smurfs can't fall in love, what's the point, because they little fellas can't get jiggy (at least until Gargamel made Smurfette)?
Clearly those French script writers fell down on the job on this. Can't they develop decent canon? At least Asterix made sense .....
I'd fuck a smurf
From the size of your penis I think you could (sorry you left yourself way open for that one).Locoloki wrote:
I'd fuck a smurf
well the same reason i'd bang a midget, "it looks big in her hands"
Donnie Darko was absolutely correct on this one.
Smurfette is really a smurf so he wouldnt be able to reproduce.RECONDO67 wrote:
that was gonna be my answerDauntless wrote:
No they give birth normally, but there's only one smurfette that everyone gangbangs weekly.
On the left side is the old smurfette made by gargamel, he captured a smurf in the woods and used magic clay to change him into smurfette.
On the rights side is smurfette after papa smurf was done with with her.
There's also several smurflings like sassette, a sister of smurfette
but its not clear where the smurflings came from, not from the weekly gangbangs with smurfette thats for sure.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_The_Smurfs and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette
Last edited by Echo (2007-08-06 10:46:42)
Not on smurfs, but I finally know how the Easter Bunny get's it's eggs:Harmor wrote:
Anyone have any incite on this?
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That bunny has some big ass tits.GraphicArtist J wrote:
Not on smurfs, but I finally know how the Easter Bunny get's it's eggs:Harmor wrote:
Anyone have any incite on this?
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