Biggest Secret you Know

2007-08-02 07:29:22

#1

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6991|Texas - Bigger than France

Share yours.

Ok, this one is killing me...so I have to tell someone.

My old roommate Ted got married this weekend. In his bridal party is Genny. Genny was my wife's old roommate from college. Genny has been married for about eight years, her first marriage. It was Genny's husband second marrige, which broke up because he caught his ex in bed with the neighbor. My wife and Genny are best of friends...Ted & I are good friends, although because of this incident my opinion waivers from time to time.

The secret:
Three days before Genny gets married, she sleeps with Ted. She's also slept with one other of the groomsmen (not me) and one other person who attended the wedding in a two gal & one guy threesome (I walked into the wrong room at a party). My wife's best friend is a whore. So much so she tainted her marriage by getting in "one last bang" before her wedding...which if Genny's husband knew that would be about it...

So basically if I tell anyone I break up two marriages - Genny would be back in the dating pool, and I'm pretty sure Ted's wife would go psycho eventually from hanging their wedding photo on the wall - where the groom has banged one of the bride's best friends...

2007-08-02 07:31:18

#2

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6614

I have a wrestling ability

2007-08-02 07:32:30

#3

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|7014|Area 51

1. Tell everybody about.
2. Sit back and watch the show.

But serious. thats sucks.

2007-08-02 07:33:27

#4

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6975|Milkystania, yurop

Wow thas if anything is a slag

2007-08-02 07:34:51

#5

KamakaziSparow: Time Traveling Salesman!; +8|6605|Somplace or Other

Better hope no one form those weddings comes to this forum.

2007-08-02 07:36:35

#6

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6844|Evilsville

I had sex with my g/f in a room, while my best friend was having sex with his g/f in the same room. Only we 4 know this. Luckily..
Booze FTW!

2007-08-02 07:37:18

#7

l41e: Member; +677|7097

Gillenator wrote:
Only we 4 know this.

+ 20000, give or take.

2007-08-02 07:38:15

#8

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6844|Evilsville

k30dxedle wrote:
Gillenator wrote:
Only we 4 know this.
+ 20000, give or take.

Alrright then. Only we 4 know, and none of our other friends.
It all started with strip poker.

Last edited by Gillenator (2007-08-02 07:38:40)

2007-08-02 07:38:21

#9

0akleaves: Member; +183|7062|Newcastle UK

you should have made it a 2 girl 2 guy 4 some, serious take it your grave it may have been a mistake or a last taste of freedom no need to "grass" on them and wreck not only their lives but others.

You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.

2007-08-02 07:38:23

#10

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7079|Washington, DC

She better be hot...

2007-08-02 07:38:23

#11

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6975|Milkystania, yurop

Gillenator wrote:
I had sex with my g/f in a room, while my best friend was having sex with his g/f in the same room. Only we 4 know this. Luckily..
Booze FTW!

Ive also been there didnt mind until i looked over an saw my friend getting a bj , and yeah alot of vodka was in the picture damm russians can party

2007-08-02 07:38:26

#12

jord: Member; +2,382|7127|The North, beyond the wall.

k30dxedle wrote:
Gillenator wrote:
Only we 4 know this.
+ 20000, give or take.

It would be take. And it would be alot of taking...

I know someone who's gay but hasn't come out yet.

2007-08-02 07:38:44

#13

TheDarkRaven: ATG's First Disciple; +263|7073|Birmingham, UK

The Zutons - Secrets

Everyone's got secrets, dirty little secrets
Have I got one on you
Although they may be secrets, they may show your weakness
Well are they really true

Don't tell your mates on the council estates
Cos there's no one to trust
Don't tell the sky as it spits down in your eye
But tell a priest if you must

Cos everyone's got problems, everyone's got problems
And everyone's got stress
Controlling our relations, avoiding situations
That end up in a mess

Don't be afraid if your thoughts are mislaid
Cos there's nothing to fear
Don't get upset if your memories make regrets
Because we've all got them here

Secrets, secrets, secrets
Are for keeping, keeping, keeping
And if your tell them
They lose their meaning

Last edited by TheDarkRaven (2007-08-02 07:40:03)

2007-08-02 07:40:21

#14

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6844|Evilsville

jord wrote:
k30dxedle wrote:
Gillenator wrote:
Only we 4 know this.
+ 20000, give or take.
It would be take. And it would be alot of taking...

I know someone who's gay but hasn't come out yet.

Lol! My g/f thinks her brother is gay, and that he hasn't come out yet.
I'm not really sure what to think..

2007-08-02 07:40:46

#15

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7200|Chicago.

One of my friends takes out his dad's Cavalier every weekend and breaks a part of it. Last week it was the emergency brake cable. He goes to a parking lot, floors the throttle, and then rips on the brake to slide arround.

It's a Cavalier. It's FWD. He still does this.

Whats more, he did it so many times that the cable broke (given, he did hit a curb at the time of disconnection).

But that's not the best part. He comes to me, dragging this car from his pick-up, and I get to fix this car each and every time.

His dad still has no idea (he's done this since he got his liscence).

2007-08-02 07:41:35

#16

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6844|Evilsville

Magpie wrote:
Gillenator wrote:
I had sex with my g/f in a room, while my best friend was having sex with his g/f in the same room. Only we 4 know this. Luckily..
Booze FTW!
Ive also been there didnt mind until i looked over an saw my friend getting a bj , and yeah alot of vodka was in the picture damm russians can party

Lol! Had that too..

2007-08-02 07:46:49

#17

Villain{NY}: Banned; +44|6793|New York

Can I have Genny's number?

2007-08-02 07:48:02

#18

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|7102|pimelteror.de

I had sex with my girlfriends hot mom, after a big family party. they were all drunk and we both were those who cleaned up the mess... unfortunately, we came too close and had this magic moment, when you are out of control and only listen, to what your body says. it was short but intense.. and hell she gives good head...

...

not.

get your pants up. no dirty secrets will be revealed.

2007-08-02 10:17:56

#19

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6991|Texas - Bigger than France

Villain{NY} wrote:
Can I have Genny's number?

8675309

2007-08-02 10:20:31

#20

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6991|Texas - Bigger than France

0akleaves wrote:
you should have made it a 2 girl 2 guy 4 some, serious take it your grave it may have been a mistake or a last taste of freedom no need to "grass" on them and wreck not only their lives but others.

I'm not into being in the same room as aroused dude equipment that's not mine.

I know I can't tell anyone - only the interweb right? He he he

2007-08-02 10:22:15

#21

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6702|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

I shagged a bird in same room as my mate, he was fast asleep!! Damn good party.

2007-08-02 10:36:14

#22

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6575|So Cal

"Tell the biggest secret"...
HEh heh It wouldn't be a secret no more if I told ANYONE now would it?

2007-08-02 10:39:28

#23

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6716|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Pug wrote:
0akleaves wrote:
you should have made it a 2 girl 2 guy 4 some, serious take it your grave it may have been a mistake or a last taste of freedom no need to "grass" on them and wreck not only their lives but others.
I'm not into being in the same room as aroused dude equipment that's not mine.

Closet homo.

No offence, but you have issues about other cock, because you're scared you might get drunk and 'accidentally' suck it.

I bet you piss in toilet cubicles on a night out to avoid the temptation to 'accidentally' look at the guy next to you's piece!

SECRET:
I lost my virginity to a prostitute in Ibiza during a night fueled on cocaine and pills having recently come down from a fucked up first time ketamin binge.

true story!

(And no, I'm not all that proud of it, and No I don't do drugs anymore, not for over 4 years)

Anyone else man enough to make some personal confessions rather than dishing the dirt on someone else?

2007-08-02 10:40:23

#24

golgoj4: Member; +51|7223|North Hollywood

are these secrets or dirty laundry? and why would you let anyone get married to a whore? Seems fucked up to me.

As for my secrets, well I could tell you but then I would have to KILL you! Then the US Govt would kill me...

2007-08-02 10:41:50

#25

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6575|So Cal

golgoj4 wrote:
...As for my secrets, well I could tell you but then I would have to KILL you! ...

...
Not if I kill you first *wink*

Last edited by GraphicArtist J (2007-08-02 10:42:19)

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