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Obiwan wrote:

lol, I do what you said all the time.

You stole his Hax!!!!!

My superpowers : I'm 21 and I'm sill a virgin - beat that

oh, and also I have never in my life  been drunk

Last edited by okashii (2007-07-19 17:18:09)

I have the abilityto drink ANY hard liquor and not have it "burn" going down.  People have explained this to me, but I have never experienced it.

I can eat a block of cheese and not get constipated, yet can get diahrreah from the wind off a passing butterfly's wings.

I can, off the top of my head, say things so fucked up it breaks four commandments and violates 3 sins.

I am within 1 minute any time I try to guess the time.

Obiwan wrote:

okashii wrote:

Obiwan wrote:

lol, I do what you said all the time.

You stole his Hax!!!!!

My superpowers : I'm 21 and I'm sill a virgin - beat that

oh, and also I have never in my life  been drunk

Get off of that computer and go get laid now..........................................................

care to join me ? then it will be easy

No matter what time I set my alarm, I always wake up 4 minutes before it is due to go off.  Even if i set it at 8am one day and 10:30am the next.

Hmm. I'd have to say mine is to call, IM, e-mail, or generally contact anyone and everyone at the exact wrong time.

I have the ability to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock radio without waking up, (repeatedly.)
I have the ability to sense when my mother and my sister are about to have a huge shitfight, (after many years of this my Dad aquired this talent too, whenever one of us senses one coming up the code to the other is "d'you want to go to the pub?" It's beter than "Oh fuck they're at it again" because that generally brings you in on the argument.)
What else...
Oh yeah, the laser vision thing. More controlled than that Cyclops fellah, it's an "at will" kind of deal.

Ty wrote:

I have the ability to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock radio without waking up, (repeatedly.)
I have the ability to sense when my mother and my sister are about to have a huge shitfight, (after many years of this my Dad aquired this talent too, whenever one of us senses one coming up the code to the other is "d'you want to go to the pub?" It's beter than "Oh fuck they're at it again" because that generally brings you in on the argument.)
What else...
Oh yeah, the laser vision thing. More controlled than that Cyclops fellah, it's an "at will" kind of deal.

Damn, that's teh secks.

Well.. I can, um.. what can I do? Impressions.. and I'm funny, what else do you need to defeat a villian?

okashii wrote:

My superpowers : I'm 21 and I'm sill a virgin - beat that

oh, and also I have never in my life  been drunk

could those two be related???

I have four. Well, I have two superpowers and two supercurses:

1. I can work out any fucked up, improbable, out of reach business deal, and make something out of it. I'm not sure how. Sometimes it just starts with a fleeting thought, then a gut feeling, then a half-assed plan, then an attack, then success. I get a lot of ideas, and usually get this tingle in me when something is going to work out. When that tingle comes, I go for it.

2. I manage to attract chicks who are WAY out of my league. I am an average looking dude. I do dress very well, and try to stay sharp and polite, but there is no way I deserve the kind of chicks I've had in my life, and no way I should get the offers I get from chicks.

My supercurses:

3. I can look at 10 shirts, and pick my favorite of the ten, and EVERY FUCKING TIME it's the most expensive. If I look at 4 pairs of shoes and like one more than the others, the three I didn't pick are $200, and the one I did is $300. I don't care if it's clothes, cars, TVs, wines, furniture or fucking dishes, I NEVER like the less expensive shit and I straight pisses me off.

4. I get manage to get in trouble for ANYTHING at ANY time for shit I didn't do, but not get in trouble for the things I really do. I will put together some jacked up business deal with some silent partner of some local company, that allows me to make money off my most hated competitor and nobody has a clue, but I look at some girl the wrong way and two days later it's all over my social circle that I'm sleeping with her. It's nearly annoying. I could shoot someone in my front yard and get away with it, but if I'm at Best Buy and I run into a girl who works at a client's office and we walk out at the same time, by Monday morning my family is asking me to go to counseling for my sex addiction. I have quite literally nearly lost my company and my girl for shit I didn't do, all the while doing stuff that should probably qualify for prison time, with impunity. I think if I did start fucking around nobody would ever know. Maybe that's the ticket.

I always look at the clock on the 11th minute of the hour, and I can sneak up on cats and scare them. I R lik jezus.

My fantastic superpowers are: I almost always use 2 alarms to get up in the morning, but I ALWAYS arrive 2-3 min late for work. ALWAYS.