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Poll

How many fistfights have you participated in?

040%40% - 31
1-219%19% - 15
3-419%19% - 15
5-610%10% - 8
7-83%3% - 3
> Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Mohammed Ali combined6%6% - 5
Total: 77
2007-07-16 17:22:27
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6744|Boulder, CO
I've a couple of twats into painful positions as they tried to punch me before then bent their fingers and arms to near breaking point before threatening to break every single bone in their body if they don't get the fuck away from me and they never bother me again, that worked well i must say but those guys were just thugs who didn't know what the hell they were doing to be honest, well and they gave of signals before hand i.e. cracking knuckles, making fists that sort of thing just makes me wary. Oh and i broke someone's nose once as they tried to steal my wallet, palm to the nose > them.

But generally i try to stay away from serious fights on the principle that maybe one person one way might be carrying a large knife/ other weapon that i didn't know about and can outrun me.
2007-07-16 17:30:03
VaLzbeStoNeD
Member
+17|6433
Actually fighting seems to solve some problems...
So, in new school, some dumbfawks thought I'm a pussy 'cause I had ... let's say long hair.
In the first place I was like "Fuck you, it's none of your business". They tried to provoke me several times, the most aggresive of them were the smallest ones, and once I just couldn't fight the urge to beat the shit out of them. I unarguably(?) won 2 fights, I'm not proud of that, but hey, no one ever tried to provoke me again. I've got some emotional problems, I was very unstable, it was pretty easy to piss me off, and when I was pissed off it wasn't cool.
I used to lose control. I was called berserker for some reason, rofl, maybe 'cause while fighting I was hittin random things around with the head of the other guy.

Things are changing right now, I'm working on myself, when someone says some BS about me I'm like /target Dumbfawk /ignore, I just turn back and leave him alone. I haven't fought anyone for a long time now, I'm proud of being able just to ignore the idiots. I was dumb to think that fightin other guys just to prove something is awesome. When someone calls me a pussy, I'm like "I don't care about your opinion about me.", it pisses them off.
2007-07-16 17:39:15
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6429|Scotland!
5 - 6 if you include typical school fights and unprovoked attacks.
2007-07-16 17:40:42
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6744|Chicago, IL

d4rkst4r wrote:

fighting solves nothing.
exactly

Ive never fought anyone seriously, but ive taken karate for years, and sparred with the best students in the class
2007-07-16 17:46:19
chittydog
less busy
+586|7132|Kubra, Damn it!

JG1567JG wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:


Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
I must be the luckiest person alive since none of those three have ever happened to me in 32 years of living here in the U.S.
Same here, except it's been 33 years. No shootings, rapes or fights, however I have been given dirty looks on more than one occasion. I was robbed once, but it was in Europe. Luckily all the bastard got was some dirty t-shirts and socks.
2007-07-16 17:46:58
Smitty5613
Member
+46|6824|Middle of nowhere, California
Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Mohammed Ali combined
2007-07-16 17:49:03
Smitty5613
Member
+46|6824|Middle of nowhere, California

JG1567JG wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:


Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
I must be the luckiest person alive since none of those three have ever happened to me in 32 years of living here in the U.S.
i even own several firearms.... and i have never been involved in, witnessed, watched on TV, or even heard of a shooting in my whole county....
2007-07-16 17:56:58
specops10-4
Member
+108|7040|In the hills

Smitty5613 wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:


Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
I must be the luckiest person alive since none of those three have ever happened to me in 32 years of living here in the U.S.
i even own several firearms.... and i have never been involved in, witnessed, watched on TV, or even heard of a shooting in my whole county....
Yeah, I think d4rkst4r is a bit ignorant over there.
2007-07-16 18:03:33
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6777|Somewhere else

cowami wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:

Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
Actually, here in New York, it'd probably be shot, raped (while you're still living), shot again, then robbed.
I, as an american,  Shot someone, robbed them, then single handedly invaded a country and shot everyone there for thier oil,  all while screaming out the entire U.S. constitution.  I love McDonalds and burn every book I see, because we americans are all ignorant redneck yankees that want oil and war. 

Can we stop de-railing threads with irrelevant and meaningless stereotypes?  Keep that crap in the proper threads.

I have only been in a few fistfights.   I am a big motherfucker covered in scars and tattoos. Im not saying Im some badass, Im just saying I can see why people are a bit afraid of me at times.  Im actaully the one to back away from a fight. its never really worth it.  But being 6'5" tall and a scar running the length of my neck makes people wonder.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-07-16 18:06:17)

2007-07-16 18:07:18
JG1567JG
Member
+110|6885|United States of America

Smitty5613 wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:


Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
I must be the luckiest person alive since none of those three have ever happened to me in 32 years of living here in the U.S.
i even own several firearms.... and i have never been involved in, witnessed, watched on TV, or even heard of a shooting in my whole county....
Almost the same here, the police shot some crazy fuck that charged out of a house at them with a .357.  My firearms have never killed anything since I don't hunt.  As far as fighting goes none to really speak of.  Just a couple of small childhood skirmishes.
2007-07-16 18:10:34
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6956|BC, Canada
>last option...
In the town were I grew up, people dont have much else to do... Its pretty lame.
Now I live in a party town where they seem to happen a fair amount too.
2007-07-16 18:15:36
Sgt.Gene
...
+215|7061
Does me punching someone then throwing them through a glass window constitute as a fistfight?
2007-07-16 18:27:29
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7127|Denver colorado
Meh.. fistfights are overrated.

Once a Mexican tried to go 'bodies' with me a few years back. I was like 'no' because I was obviously scared. Eventually he decided that "if we don't go bodies then Ill just start fighting"
Sure as hell eventually he started throwing fists. But none of those felt like anything because I was in a state of 100% adrenaline.
In my state of confusion I used my primal instincts; everything was a blur. I ran over about 30 feet and picked up a stick and stood there. He was charging at me and when we tangled again I managed to puncture his back about 3 times (right above the shoulder) with the dulled down stick.

From there he leaped back about 6 feet and said something like "you don't use a weapon in bodies"

I don't think I said anything. And he retreated.


Moral of this story is that anything works when defending yourself. even a dull stick.

Last edited by lavadisk (2007-07-16 18:27:49)

2007-07-16 19:06:25
Smithereener
Member
+138|6613|California
0.
I have never been in a fight for the following reasons:
[*]Never feel like really getting into a brawl with anyone else. I don't see the point in having a fight with anyone else. "Talk it out" is almost always what I do.
[*]I'm nowhere near muscular, I'm fit, but not buff or anything. Because I don't have an intimidating aura, no one really wants to fight me for that.
[*]I'm not really belligerent or anything, so I barely get into any situations where a fight might commence. A few times, but I've always just walked away and resolved them later.
2007-07-16 19:21:30
agent146
Member
+127|6684|Jesus Land aka Canada
well i gotten in a 2-3 "fights" i use qoutes because in those "fights" it was only me that was punching and kicking. not saying that i am gung- ho it was just that certain person just verbally angered me and i just can't control me self. now i just walk away because i realize that now in the world you just can't kick every single dog that barks at you.
2007-07-16 19:28:04
Soldier-Of-Wasteland
Mephistopheles
+40|6953|Land of the Very Cold
Many, all on the ice, during hockey games. I miss my nice and warm penalty box It felt just like home in there lol. Got suspended quite a few times too.
2007-07-16 19:33:05
HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6980|The Lou

JG1567JG wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:


Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
I must be the luckiest person alive since none of those three have ever happened to me in 32 years of living here in the U.S.
I was at a funeral home and someone broke into my dads car, but nothing else has happened and I live in the most dangerous city in the US. Me and parker

I tried to start a fight but the pussy wouldn't do shit (sad part was he probably could have kicked my ass but he was younger and dumb.)

If he had a myspace i would show you how much of a douche he is, he called me a Nazi (he looked like a wigger/nerd), but then the next year he dressed all goth and put highlights in his hair and shit, rofls.
myspace.com/flava_flav_grooopeee

Do i like like a Nazi to you guys? lol. well you have to go into my pictures cause right now its just me as a kid.

 

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