Poll

How many fistfights have you participated in?

040%40% - 31
1-219%19% - 15
3-419%19% - 15
5-610%10% - 8
7-83%3% - 3
> Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Mohammed Ali combined6%6% - 5
Total: 77
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6982|United States of America
A lot of people here seem to think of themselves as experts on fighting others with little way to prove that experience. Even being in a fight and losing provides more experience than never being involved.

Personally, I have never been in any real hardcore fight. I've exchanged blows with others but never to the extent of punching another person outside of the upper torso. I cannot seem to find any excuse to justify any form of violence like that against another human being that I know yet. I see it as a primitive way to resolve a situation and usually go for talking down the opposition with words and logic before any violence breaks out. I must be some sort of pacifist...
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6587|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

You realize this'll be like measuring penis sizes, right? People will lie about the size (or number of fisticuffs).

Bah, who am I kidding? Everyone has a foot long dong (lawl, I rhymed).
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Parker
isteal
+1,452|6691|The Gem Saloon
a bunch......
i dont know exact numbers.

i was a shithead and probably got my ass beat more than i gave........good times.



as my boy Al Swearengen says: "I'm grateful for every fucking beating."
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6750|Ontario, Canada
fighting solves nothing.
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6834|Chicago
I don't even know. I said 3-4.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6429|Carnoustie, Scotland
I want to say something about that pacifist above me including my dick and his mother, but I thought I'd rise above it.

I'm 15, so not many. I have had my fair fights in school though, so about 3-4. They're only real hardcore fights though. Most end up with each other hitting in the face and then we both back off as we realise we could get our arses kicked

EDIT: If fighting solves nothing, why do you play BF2?

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2007-07-16 16:25:54)

shadowcell_01
How 'bout dem Cowboys?
+45|6842|Flower Mound, TX
could of sworn ive kicked 3 asses and gotten my ass kicked once so i voted 3-4 since i didnt wanna subtract =P
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6593|Bloomington Indiana
i said 3-4...my last one was saturday night.

my arms feel like there are 36 bones in each of my forearms right now, and im scuffed up something fierce...it ended in a draw

Last edited by Schwarzelungen (2007-07-16 16:27:13)

geNius
..!.,
+144|6739|SoCal

d4rkst4r wrote:

fighting solves nothing.
Untrue statement.
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RECONDO67
Member
+60|6933|miami FL

RedTwizzler wrote:

I don't even know. I said 3-4.
me too and one of them it don't even count cause the other guy quited after i landed the first punch
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6990
For the most part none. There was one time where it would have escalated into more than it was if it wasn't broken up, some choking and some shots the the head (not face). It's amazing I haven't been in more fights, my school was filled with a bunch of turd buglers.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2007-07-16 16:29:34)

d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6750|Ontario, Canada

geNius wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

fighting solves nothing.
Untrue statement.
Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6691|The Gem Saloon

d4rkst4r wrote:

geNius wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

fighting solves nothing.
Untrue statement.
Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
one of my favorite past times........
russ)=spetsnaz
Banned
+131|6753|the guy in the hind on gator
a couple now and then
Shaguart
Titties
+56|6666|Calgary, Canada

d4rkst4r wrote:

geNius wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

fighting solves nothing.
Untrue statement.
Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
hahah thats only funny if ur canadian (i am).

Last edited by Shaguart (2007-07-16 16:41:07)

d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6750|Ontario, Canada

Shaguart wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

geNius wrote:


Untrue statement.
Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
hahah thats only funny if ur canadian (i am).
same here
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
justice
OctoPoster
+978|7038|OctoLand
Real fights, where one of us really could have been damaged for life? 2...1 was kinda a draw, the other one I fucked up the other guy, and I feel bad to this day, he'll probably hunt me down one day haha.
I know fucking karate
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6587|Éire
Not counting fights when i was young about 8 fist fights come to mind. I've never went looking for trouble either, trouble has a habit of finding me unfortunately!

The reasons include:
Being in the wrong place at the wrong time (randomly attacked twice).
People trying to get in a taxi that my girlfriend and I were getting in.
Having long hair (redneck hicks!).
Hitting a car that had reversed over my foot and banged into my girlfriend.
Did I mention having long hair?
Looking at people the wrong way supposedly.

I don't have long hair anymore, I have a skinhead and beard and don't get nearly as much hassle.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6867|Portland, OR, USA
0

what's the point?

As neat as it is to punch someones face in, walking away solves more problems than it creates tbh...
geNius
..!.,
+144|6739|SoCal

d4rkst4r wrote:

geNius wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

fighting solves nothing.
Untrue statement.
Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
Actually, there are many states that have a lower homicide rate than Canada.
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d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6750|Ontario, Canada

geNius wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

geNius wrote:

Untrue statement.
Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
Actually, there are many states that have a lower homicide rate than Canada.
Yes, we all know Hawaii has a lower homicide rate then Ontario.
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
JG1567JG
Member
+110|6885|United States of America

geNius wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

geNius wrote:


Untrue statement.
Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
Actually, there are many states that have a lower homicide rate than Canada.
Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6750|Ontario, Canada

JG1567JG wrote:

geNius wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:


Knowing you Americans, you all probably never have had a fistfight, you all just pull out a gun within 2 mins and blow each others brains out.
Actually, there are many states that have a lower homicide rate than Canada.
Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6587|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

d4rkst4r wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:

geNius wrote:


Actually, there are many states that have a lower homicide rate than Canada.
Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
Actually, here in New York, it'd probably be shot, raped (while you're still living), shot again, then robbed.
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JG1567JG
Member
+110|6885|United States of America

d4rkst4r wrote:

JG1567JG wrote:

geNius wrote:


Actually, there are many states that have a lower homicide rate than Canada.
Don't tell them that we will loose our street cred as Americans, then those crazy Canadians will try to move here, and then we will have a bunch of Illegal Canadians running around speaking french and english and saying "ehh" alot.

P.S.  Don't believe a word geNius says.  There were 23,564 shootings in my town last night and there is only 15,000 people that live here.  Like I said, WHOA SHIT,  stray bullet just went throug the window, damn the neighbors just RPG'ed my other neighbors car.  Then the other neighbor pulled out his full auto AK and emptied two magazines into that guys car.  Don't know what it was about, heard them yelling and screaming about each others grass being cut to the wrong length.  Oh well just another day in America.
Your absolutely right, I am dying to get over to America so I can get robbed, raped and shot in that order.
I must be the luckiest person alive since none of those three have ever happened to me in 32 years of living here in the U.S.

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