BF2S Forums Top Gear: Funniest Challenge

This was posted up before, I think. Still very funny though, I have the entire episode on my computer!

I was lolling so hard "Hilary For President".

If I were them, I woulda wrote "Allow gay marriage!" "I love men!" "Jesus is a gay black man!" "I love Africans!" "KKK = [rainbow]" on the other people's cars.

mtb0minime wrote:

I was lolling so hard "Hilary For President".

If I were them, I woulda wrote "Allow gay marriage!" "I love men!" "Jesus is a gay black man!" "I love Africans!" "KKK = [rainbow]" on the other people's cars.

I agree, they could have gone a bit more overboard with their slogans...but maybe they would have been shot if they did.

Best bit is when the woman comes outa the gas station and Hammond is trying to talk his way out of trouble.

Damn, the south is an embarrassment.

Last edited by Pernicious544 (2007-07-05 02:42:26)

Pernicious544 wrote:

Damn, the south is an embarrassment.

I think every country needs a certain area which is populated by retards. It just makes the population feel better.

America has the South
England has Essex (which also happens to be in the south...i see a trend emerging.

Last edited by Larkin (2007-07-05 02:47:26)

mtb0minime wrote:

Where are the intelligent areas of England located? In America it's the Southwest and Northeast. I wonder if there's a trend in that, too?

(Well ok maybe the Southwest of America isn't that intelligent, blame that on the border-hoppers. But since they technically don't exist here, then it is an intelligent area after all ).

To be honest England doesn't have a designated "intelligent zone", smart people tend to be few and far between, just randomly populated throughout the country. However! There is alot of stereotyping in this country. Southerners tend to see Northerners as "strong in the arm and thick in the head" whereas a Northern stereotype is that Southerners are "southern jessys/wimps/girls blouses" etc. It's very complicated.

I'm from the North myself and i happen to be quite intelligent, or at least more intelligent than most of the people I know, which really isn't saying much. Anyway, I digress. Stereotyping aside, I think intelligent people are pretty evenly spread throughout England....except for, of course, Essex.

Ooh, I wrote a small essay.

EDIT: I should also mention that the stupidity of the stupid people in England isn't a patch on the retarded antics of Rednecks.

Last edited by Larkin (2007-07-05 03:04:13)

Hmm, maybe I should rephrase my question. I guess intelligent people are evenly spread here, too (aside from the majority of the South). But I guess what I'm getting at is where are the more progressive people, in terms of politics, technology, social issues, culture? The problem with the South is that they can't get out of the 1800s. And everywhere else except the SW and NE can't get out of the 1900s. The areas where the population has moved on to the 21st century are located mostly in Southern California and surrounding parts of Nevada and Arizona, as well as most of New England. Seems funny that they're at opposite ends of the country.

[Oh and before people start flaming me, I've been to nearly every state in the U.S. and have relatives from the South, and even cousins that live in Alabama (tragic, I know ), so don't tell me I don't know what it's like at those places. I've road-tripped across the country and visited many places, many times]

And I'd also like to add that visiting Alabama is funny and a bit nostalgic for me. I was last there in the summer of '05 and I felt like I was in the 90s. They didn't know what electronic music was, the internet was a foreign concept (myspace still hadn't caught on yet), gay and bi people only existed in the movies (and those movies were never to be seen around there), and, I shit you not, I was asked many times to speak slower (and I talk nowhere near a mile a minute).

Last edited by mtb0minime (2007-07-05 03:19:01)

mtb0minime wrote:

Hmm, maybe I should rephrase my question. I guess intelligent people are evenly spread here, too (aside from the majority of the South). But I guess what I'm getting at is where are the more progressive people, in terms of politics, technology, social issues, culture? The problem with the South is that they can't get out of the 1800s. And everywhere else except the SW and NE can't get out of the 1900s. The areas where the population has moved on to the 21st century are located mostly in Southern California and surrounding parts of Nevada and Arizona, as well as most of New England. Seems funny that they're at opposite ends of the country.

Okay, I understand your question but I can't really answer it. There isn't really any particular place in England where people are stuck in a time trap and refuse to embrace mordern culture. Well' I'm sure there are certain individuals who think like that but they are in the minority. The most counterproductive people is England/Britain today (and this is the only comparison i can make to the Rednack problem in America) are the racists. Britain is a multi-cultural place and that isn't going to change, but some people just don't want to accept it.

mkxiii wrote:

Haha, i knew what this was just from looking at the still you see before you start the video. Top Gear is so good and this was definitely the best challenge. (Followed closely by them making their own limos)

Lmao, that was a funny one too.

Last edited by Larkin (2007-07-05 03:30:33)

Larkin wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Hmm, maybe I should rephrase my question. I guess intelligent people are evenly spread here, too (aside from the majority of the South). But I guess what I'm getting at is where are the more progressive people, in terms of politics, technology, social issues, culture? The problem with the South is that they can't get out of the 1800s. And everywhere else except the SW and NE can't get out of the 1900s. The areas where the population has moved on to the 21st century are located mostly in Southern California and surrounding parts of Nevada and Arizona, as well as most of New England. Seems funny that they're at opposite ends of the country.

Okay, I understand your question but I can't really answer it. There isn't really any particular place in England where people are stuck in a time trap and refuse to embrace mordern culture. Well' I'm sure there are certain individuals who think like that but they are in the minority. The most counterproductive people is England/Britain today (and this is the only comparison i can make to the Rednack problem in America) are the racists. Britain is a multi-cultural place and that isn't going to change, but some people just don't want to accept it.

Yep, basically, we have chavs.  They are mostly distributed evenly among the various areas of the country, thus decreasing the IQ of the country evenly. However more chavs tend to accumulate around the Norwich area in Norfolk (olololol imbred farmers rofl) and even though the majority of people in Norfolk, as in England are relatively intelligent, the IQ of chavs (which is likened to that of 'Two short planks' (or one which is twice the width)) causes the average to drop to below 0.