too_money2007
Member
+145|6306|Keller, Tx
Ok, we all love movies. And, in recent memory, the bad has out weighed the good in a monutmental way. So, to you all, what is the single worst movie, in your opinion, you've ever seen. Let us know why you thought it sucked, or if you're lazy, just state the movie. Mine is easily, A Sound of Thunder.

https://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4204/406pxasoundofthunderposhx8.jpg

The film's special effects looked like a retarded autistic mute dwarf created them. They were so bad, I went home and crapped on the floor and produced a better looking model of the "dinosaur" or "monkey men" in it.

The story was chop full of fake science and idiotic acting. I cannot describe how lame Edward Burns and Ben Kingsley were in it.

Watch out!! That plant might eat you!!!

Rated as a -10 out of 10.

Last edited by too_money2007 (2007-06-18 10:15:20)

Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6651
I went to see Zodiac yesterday, it was good tbh.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
buLLet_t00th
Mr. Boombastic
+178|6441|Stealth City, UK
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/97/StreetFighterMoviePoster.jpg/200px-StreetFighterMoviePoster.jpg

AND

https://bmp.net.ua/uploads/posts/thumbs/1164587616_45e26257bd5b1au6.jpg

Last edited by buLLet_t00th (2007-06-18 10:17:54)

CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6516|USA
the worst movie i have ever seen is v for vendetta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mo … worst_ever
too_money2007
Member
+145|6306|Keller, Tx
Oh yeah, you need not write about any Uwe Boll movies. They aren't really movies, but more like tax write-offs for him.
Dan Havok
Member
+14|6427
Most recent worst movie I've seen is Spiderman 3...total shit

Worst movie I've ever sat through was that shitty Marie Antinettee (sp?) movie.  I went with my girlfriend, and sat through every minute of it only to find out at the very end of the movie she thought it was crap.

I did enjoy this one.
https://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/silent_rage.jpg


"Science created him, Chuck Norris must destroy him."

Last edited by Dan Havok (2007-06-18 10:23:29)

heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6386|New York
Jack Frost: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/

This is not the one with Michael Keaton. This one is supposed to be a horror flick, but it just sucks. It looks like halfway through the director gave up, and I'm convinced the movie starts to ridicule itself. This is one of those types of movies that you laugh at because of the quality, not because of the comedy.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
pers0nah
Waste Kid
+271|6580|MANCHESTERRR

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

the worst movie i have ever seen is v for vendetta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mo … worst_ever
HOW.

That film is epic.

Elf is the worst one ive seen.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6651
yeah, spiderman 3 was crap. I stopped watching before the end
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~
Member
+16|6487
Hostel Part 2. Don't even get me started.
jsnipy
...
+3,276|6521|...

batman 4
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|6617|Manitowoc, WI
I remember seeing Alexander a couple of years ago.  It was so boring.  One fight scene I think, I don't know I fell asleep through it (and I never fall asleep through movies), and the rest was just crap.
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6477|Sheffield-England
https://www.free-codecs.com/posters/da_vinci_code.jpg
too_money2007
Member
+145|6306|Keller, Tx

heggs wrote:

Jack Frost: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/

This is not the one with Michael Keaton. This one is supposed to be a horror flick, but it just sucks. It looks like halfway through the director gave up, and I'm convinced the movie starts to ridicule itself. This is one of those types of movies that you laugh at because of the quality, not because of the comedy.
I saw parts of it, and yes, it was hilarious!!
sexecuti0ner
What kinda guy are you are?
+148|6230
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

Thought this list would be at home in this topic.  I've seen about 1/4 of the movies on that list and I can vouch for the integrity of the entire list based upon them.  Be sure to check out "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" and "Anus Magillicutty."
Shadow893
lel
+75|6690|England

pers0nah wrote:

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

the worst movie i have ever seen is v for vendetta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mo … worst_ever
HOW.

That film is epic.

Elf is the worst one ive seen.
qft
Barney_T_Dinosaur
Time to Die Kids!
+41|6658
daredevil, i was stuck on a 36 hour coach ride through spain it was boiling and i had to watch Ben Afflec in a leather suit. It is total shit.
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|6622|Birmingham, UK

pers0nah wrote:

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

the worst movie i have ever seen is v for vendetta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mo … worst_ever
HOW.

That film is epic.

Elf is the worst one ive seen.
I must concur with my honourable friend pers0nah.

V for Vendetta is a fantastic film!

The worst movie I have ever seen is:
Pokemon: The Movie

*cringes*
Sgt.Kyle
Kyle
+48|6481|P-way, NJ
https://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t269/Kylesfuckingbucket/a.jpg

Last edited by Sgt.Kyle (2007-06-18 10:33:53)

CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6516|USA

pers0nah wrote:

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

the worst movie i have ever seen is v for vendetta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mo … worst_ever
HOW.

That film is epic.
i am not a fan of liberal, or conservative for that matter, propaganda in film.  i don't go to the theatre and pay to get brainwashed; i go for exitement, enjoyment, and adventure.  i shouldn't have even posted about it for having do defend my stance.  this is my final post in this thread.
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6324|England
The Queens Messenger sucks, and so does Preminision (sp?) god, i could of used the money to see them for something important.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6466
I avoid bad movies at all costs, and all the movies that I should have hated I watched when I was a little kid so they didn't seem so bad.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6619|London, England
There are a lot of shit films. The worse "best" film i've seen so far is Spiderman 3. The whole emo-spiderman just fucking sucked.

Die, whoever thought of that, please.
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6525|So Cal
Prime Evil
The Messengers
Wickerman
definately Sound of Thunder
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|6617|Manitowoc, WI

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

pers0nah wrote:

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

the worst movie i have ever seen is v for vendetta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mo … worst_ever
HOW.

That film is epic.
i am not a fan of liberal, or conservative for that matter, propaganda in film.  i don't go to the theatre and pay to get brainwashed; i go for exitement, enjoyment, and adventure.  i shouldn't have even posted about it for having do defend my stance.  this is my final post in this thread.
That's true that the movie did seem to have a vendetta [/pun], but I still enjoyed it because it was still done very well.  I just looked past it's political views and took the movie for face value.

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