Sit outside with a rifle bag and a box of gun rounds by you. Sharpen a bayonet or knife and occasionally stab it into a piece of wood to "test" it.
yeah you dont even have to hit them to scare the shit out of them especially if its at nightJET_G raidensen wrote:
Run at them screaming and frothing at the mouth with a baseball bat or Samurai sword.
and you cant really get in trouble for this either
Wait for them with a paintball or air soft gun. Or just go buy a paintball grenade.
i think we;re gonna combine flour bombs with a water hose, and mix in some chlorine bombs just for booms.
lol, why not throw in some fireworks as well. Just so you can see the look on their faces while they're holding tiolet rollEnder2309 wrote:
i think we;re gonna combine flour bombs with a water hose, and mix in some chlorine bombs just for booms.
just dont end up hurting or killing someone because what starts out as a simple act of defence can turn into a life sentance in prison
15 more years! 15 more years!
will do.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
just dont end up hurting or killing someone because what starts out as a simple act of defence can turn into a life sentance in prison
a trade of advice: start using a spell checker. defense, in USA. sentence. don't worry, i'm not insulting you. one of the smarterest people i know sucks balls at it.
Use a loud airhorn then do something.. like someone said with a paintball gun or airsoft... lol
get penis out ?
Little dudes? Give a call to Michael Jackson, he'll know what to do with them .
lol, stand around in the front of your house completely naked with the lights on.surgeon_bond wrote:
get penis out ?
Pee bombs
paintball gun. call a few buddies over and ambush'em
for the dutch people on this forum
i will explain....this ape in the netherlands was escaped from the zoo and almost killed a woman....maybe you can you this ape....
i will explain....this ape in the netherlands was escaped from the zoo and almost killed a woman....maybe you can you this ape....
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If you know someone who owns a bigass dog just borrow it and tie it up in your yard, and spray them little fuckers with blood from pigs with a water gun. That will teach them!
lol that was early this morning and i was tired. Give me a break.Ender2309 wrote:
will do.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
just dont end up hurting or killing someone because what starts out as a simple act of defence can turn into a life sentance in prison
a trade of advice: start using a spell checker. defense, in USA. sentence. don't worry, i'm not insulting you. one of the smarterest people i know sucks balls at it.
15 more years! 15 more years!
What! Who dont know how to make napalm these day?fatherted13 wrote:
I'm scared for two reasons.FFLink13 wrote:
He actually say how to make Napalm?!fatherted13 wrote:
Erm, snipy, that was possibly a little over the line. Just maybe.
lol!
1. He knows how to make it
2. The thought of snipy with napalm is...worrying
to avoid assault charges, set up sprinkles in your yard and turn them on when they arrive. other than that, i like the airhorn in the bushes idea.
buy all the toilet paper in your city...problem solved.
Good news: You can crap without ever having to think....hmmm how can i improvise?
Bad News: You have no money
Good news: You can crap without ever having to think....hmmm how can i improvise?
Bad News: You have no money
the guy with the userbars made a funny!mkxiii wrote:
buy all the toilet paper in your city...problem solved.
Good news: You can crap without ever having to think....hmmm how can i improvise?
Bad News: You have no money
did i? did i really??TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
the guy with the userbars made a funny!mkxiii wrote:
buy all the toilet paper in your city...problem solved.
Good news: You can crap without ever having to think....hmmm how can i improvise?
Bad News: You have no money
I'd just tell her how you feel then at least you'll know where you stand.
lol, least useful advice ever.jord wrote:
I'd just tell her how you feel then at least you'll know where you stand.