10. If you ask someone "How's it goin?" at work on a Monday at 5:30 a.m. as they clean, what appears to be mud, off their shoe.
9. If your name is Rupert and you work in a department that has more than 10 syllables but have to think for a second to remember your phone number.
8. If you think being the assistant to the secretary to the vice president of the HR department makes you a very important person with priority.
7. If you drive an $80,000 car with $3,000 tires and a $1,000 sound system but live in a one bedroom apartment on the bad side of town and eat ramen 4 days a week.
6. If you have EVER used the words "I care about what you think" while addressing a customer on the phone.
5. If you start a conversation with someone in the hall, then continued the convo whilst following them into the bathroom and awkwardly finishing the story whilst they use the pisser and walk away.
4. If you ever send me an e-mail at the helpdesk that says "It's broken. Call me. 5**9." No. Fuck you.
3. If you ever tell a computer tech that you are a priority person and need this done right away. Unless, of course, you own the fucking place, but you don't. So STFU.
2. If you've ever called a help desk more than 7 times in one day to get the same password reset, because you're to fucking stupid to remember it/write it down.
1. If you work in a hospital and don't know how to spell hospital, kill yourself, right fucking now.
If you answered yes, to more than 2 of these, you are an official dumbass.
9. If your name is Rupert and you work in a department that has more than 10 syllables but have to think for a second to remember your phone number.
8. If you think being the assistant to the secretary to the vice president of the HR department makes you a very important person with priority.
7. If you drive an $80,000 car with $3,000 tires and a $1,000 sound system but live in a one bedroom apartment on the bad side of town and eat ramen 4 days a week.
6. If you have EVER used the words "I care about what you think" while addressing a customer on the phone.
5. If you start a conversation with someone in the hall, then continued the convo whilst following them into the bathroom and awkwardly finishing the story whilst they use the pisser and walk away.
4. If you ever send me an e-mail at the helpdesk that says "It's broken. Call me. 5**9." No. Fuck you.
3. If you ever tell a computer tech that you are a priority person and need this done right away. Unless, of course, you own the fucking place, but you don't. So STFU.
2. If you've ever called a help desk more than 7 times in one day to get the same password reset, because you're to fucking stupid to remember it/write it down.
1. If you work in a hospital and don't know how to spell hospital, kill yourself, right fucking now.
If you answered yes, to more than 2 of these, you are an official dumbass.
Last edited by Cougar (2007-05-16 06:53:19)
