Poll

Who would win, head to head: Chuck Norris or James Bond?

James Bond48%48% - 38
Chuck Norris24%24% - 19
The world would implode.27%27% - 22
Total: 79
G3|Genius
Pope of BF2s
+355|6839|Sea to globally-cooled sea
I envision this being an epic fight similar to the one between Neo and Mr. Smith.

In all seriousness, who would win??  I think both are omnipotent.

EDIT: ok I voted James Bond.  but my wife said, "hey man, if superman wears chuck norris pajamas, i'm not going to question his abilities to take down bond"

She has a point....

I still stick by my vote.  What do you think? 

Last edited by G3|Genius (2007-05-04 20:02:02)

Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6499|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
The world would implode.
Scr0k
A clown killed my dad
+47|6728|Alabama
depends. Just fists or with a weapon of choice?
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6659|Australia.
Wait...Chuck Norris and James Bond?!?! Wheres MacGyver?
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6911

Please. The worst thing Chuck could do is sell you a Bowflex.
G3|Genius
Pope of BF2s
+355|6839|Sea to globally-cooled sea

Scr0k wrote:

depends. Just fists or with a weapon of choice?
Chuck Norris in his element against Bond in his element.  So I guess fists vs. toys?
Fenix14
scout rush kekeke ^___^
+116|6770|Brisbane, Aus

James Bond is the Dr who of the spy world, except he doesn't need to die to become younger, just has to be re-cast.
bonedoc69
Member
+36|6624|Eugene, Oregon U.S.A.
Chuck...........duh!
G3|Genius
Pope of BF2s
+355|6839|Sea to globally-cooled sea
Bond is winning!!  woot!
RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6750|Chicago
Bond.
acEofspadEs6313
Shiny! Let's be bad guys.
+102|6906|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

RedTwizzler wrote:

Bond.
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|6863|Keyboard
Inspector Gadget.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6659|The Land of Scott Walker
Had to say Bond because he has so many deadly toys.  Fists to fists would be Chuck of course.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6607|The Gem Saloon
ya, bond. unless chuck can block a walther.
bonedoc69
Member
+36|6624|Eugene, Oregon U.S.A.

Parker wrote:

ya, bond. unless chuck can block a walther.
chuck can block a fat chick from goin down the ice cream isle, I think a walther is no problem!
B-Scimitar
Defeating your warriors.
+116|6622|Espoo, Finland

Macca wrote:

Wait...Chuck Norris and James Bond?!?! Wheres MacGyver?
Yeah, MacGyver FTW!
Ironsteed
Fuck Shoes
+18|6684|North of Dallas

Stingray24 wrote:

Had to say Bond because he has so many deadly toys.  Fists to fists would be Chuck of course.
Don't you mean Fist to Roundhouse??

Bond FTW!!!11!
DK_Vision
Self-loathing narcissist.
+41|6583|QUT, GP.
Chuck Norris isn't cool and nothing about him is funny, except maybe five of the Chuck Norris Facts.

James Bond would destroy him, if only by not being a retarded hick.

Sorry. Just my opinion, I apologize to all the Chuck Norris fans in advance.
madmax
Member
+12|6475|perth, w.a.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6703|Gogledd Cymru

yaaay everyone is screaming my surname

ps bond would totally own face

i love all of you that voted bond
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6653|A drop house
Bond-James Bond.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6703|Gogledd Cymru

N.A.T.O wrote:

Bond... Surgeon Bond.
fixed it for you
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|6909|NJ
Which Bond??? That's a very important question..
Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6948|Perth, Western Australia
Chuck Bond.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6703|Gogledd Cymru

chuck norris doesnt have/had "Q" though so he loses

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