I really liked your delivery, if you will, on that one.Cougar wrote:
I hated that cat anyways. I buried it in a dumpster.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Wasn't a gold fish.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
stepped on a gold fish........ no idea what you were doing butGillenator wrote:
I had one who did that too...Tompie913 wrote:
I had a fish the jumped out of its bowl. At first doesn't sound impressive, but how do you jump out of water?
And then I stepped on it.
Was a small black tropical fish. I was cleaning my aqarium and forgot something, so I walked out of my room to get it and let the lid open.
To make a long story short. Fish jumped out, came back into room, didn't see fish, SPLAT!
No point in wasting two flushes huh? (Meaning, you DID take a crap on that bat didn't you?!) I hope so. Otherwise you aren't a man.Undetected_Killer wrote:
I know, I crapped myself.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
I had 2 pet snails when I was 12 y/o. They were about 7-8cm tall off the whatever flay they sat on.
One time they just stopped moving and closed up their hole things. And so after 2 month of them being quiet, I threw them out.
Last year I learned that snails can hibernate.
I was sad.
One time they just stopped moving and closed up their hole things. And so after 2 month of them being quiet, I threw them out.
Last year I learned that snails can hibernate.
I was sad.
ROFLCOPTERZ!Sneaky.Russian wrote:
I had 2 pet snails when I was 12 y/o. They were about 7-8cm tall off the whatever flay they sat on.
One time they just stopped moving and closed up their hole things. And so after 2 month of them being quiet, I threw them out.
Last year I learned that snails can hibernate.
I was sad.
Sorry...
that is so damn funny im thinkin up puttin it in my sig for awhile. Just great.Cougar wrote:
No. Who takes pictures of a dead cat in a litter box with a prolapsed asshole?derstralle wrote:
Did you take a picture?
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
I Heard the cat dying on Skype.
THIS was comedy gold:
I feel it did not get the exposure it deserved. Look at the picture......and then laugh. Do it.......NOW!!!!
KiL
PS- I didn't go through all those hours of piss poor photo chopping for one response.
I feel it did not get the exposure it deserved. Look at the picture......and then laugh. Do it.......NOW!!!!
KiL
PS- I didn't go through all those hours of piss poor photo chopping for one response.
LOL!FeedUsYourFetus wrote:
THIS was comedy gold:
http://www.scinscityscions.com/gallery/ … toilet.jpg
I feel it did not get the exposure it deserved. Look at the picture......and then laugh. Do it.......NOW!!!!
KiL
PS- I didn't go through all those hours of piss poor photo chopping for one response.
Happy now?
Eh....maybe a little.Gillenator wrote:
LOL!
Happy now?
KiL
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