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Cougar
Banned
+1,962|5938|Dallas
Apparently leaving the toilet seat up while your not at home is a bad idea.  Especially if you have Clorox tablets in the toilet.  I came home yesterday and the cat looked like it died Elvis Presley style, trying to squeeze out a shit and had an anyurism or a stroke or something in the litter box.  According to the Clorox tablets box, ingesting Clorox can dry up your mucus membranes and since mucus plays a big part in pushing your shit through your bowels, well, ......let's just say the cat was full of shit with no release in sight.

Possibly the weirdest pet death I've ever had.

I hated that cat anyways.  I buried it in a dumpster.


Weirdest pet deaths.  Discuss.
delta4bravo*nl*
Dutch Delight
+68|5926
Have to remember this one next time the neighbours cat comes by again.
RIP pussy.
Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|5932|Denmark
poor kitty, died full of shit..

I sure dont hope that happens to me that has to be a shitty way to go..
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|5906|St. Andrews / Oslo

Was his name Cougar, Junior or a sick combo of both?
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Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|5836|USA
I think Marlboroman had something to do with it.
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|5915

I remember watching my pet bird get let loose, only to crack its skull when it flew into my wall.
derstralle
Iron Egg Skill, bitches!
+29|5389
Did you take a picture?
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|5568|Evilsville
That's sad!
I'm a pussy cat lover..
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|5735|Southampton, UK

Weirdest animal death for me would be....

Hamster got lost, found it a week later in kitchen with a knife that had quite comically fallen off the ledge, penetrated straight through it and stuck in ground.
Bit of a mess, but was a laugh to see this knife stuck into the groun pointed virtically AND it had gone through a hampster - was like a shishkebab.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|5938|Dallas

Jenspm wrote:

Was his name Cougar, Junior or a sick combo of both?
Dilly. 



Dilly was a hateful bitch of a cat.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,270|5890
Dilly got pwned.
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naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|5735|Southampton, UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Dilly got pwned.
Indeed.
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|5915

Dilly messed with Cougars bathtub and his internats.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|5906|St. Andrews / Oslo

Dilly?

Never heard of a drug-addict called Dilly
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Cougar
Banned
+1,962|5938|Dallas

Jestar12345 wrote:

Dilly messed with Cougars bathtub and his internats.
Besides being a hateful bitch of a cat, she liked to steal the plug to the bathtub.  She also liked to shit in my girlfriends panties if she left them laying on the floor.

Also, she always jumped up on our dresser and watched us have sex.  Dilly was also a spiteful pervert.

God, I hated that cat.

Last edited by Cougar (2007-04-25 05:45:00)

Jenspm
penis
+1,716|5906|St. Andrews / Oslo

Cougar wrote:

Jestar12345 wrote:

Dilly messed with Cougars bathtub and his internats.
Besides being a hateful bitch of a cat, she liked to steal the plug to the bathtub.  She also liked to shit in my girlfriends panties if she left them laying on the floor.

Also, she always jumped up on our dresser and watched us have sex.  Dilly was also a spiteful pervert.

God, I hated that cat.
[insert banned 'Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate' pic here]
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weasel_thingo
Member
+74|5500
my friend got 2 kittens at the same time the first kitten jumped off a fence and hung its self on a tap and ten thhe other one jumped over the fence and got mauled by the neighbours dog.

EDIT: this happend within a week of each other.

Last edited by weasel_thingo (2007-04-25 05:47:10)

Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|5932|Denmark

Gillenator wrote:

That's sad!
I'm a pussy cat lover..
pfft, you erased the wrong word dude :

this is how its supposed to look

I'm a pussy cat lover..
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|5938|Dallas

derstralle wrote:

Did you take a picture?
No.  Who takes pictures of a dead cat in a litter box with a prolapsed asshole?
rambo43
Banned
+35|5397
full of shit , pets resemble their owners
TuataraDude
Member
+115|5696|Aotearoa
Sad about the cat. Even if you hated the cat man, it's still a horrible way to go.

Weird pet death? Friends of mine agreed to look after a goat for some people. Tied it to a tree. Unfortunately, the tree had a low branch which the goat climbed up onto. It then jumped off the wrong way, the rope was too short for it to reach the ground, Michael Hutchins all over again.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|5797|Camp XRay

TuataraDude wrote:

Sad about the cat. Even if you hated the cat man, it's still a horrible way to go.

Weird pet death? Friends of mine agreed to look after a goat for some people. Tied it to a tree. Unfortunately, the tree had a low branch which the goat climbed up onto. It then jumped off the wrong way, the rope was too short for it to reach the ground, Michael Hutchins all over again.
holy shit, thats fucking crazy. also cougar i would have used a cleaner method of kill, unfortunately i left my stranglin rope at home.
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Cougar
Banned
+1,962|5938|Dallas

Marlboroman82 wrote:

TuataraDude wrote:

Sad about the cat. Even if you hated the cat man, it's still a horrible way to go.

Weird pet death? Friends of mine agreed to look after a goat for some people. Tied it to a tree. Unfortunately, the tree had a low branch which the goat climbed up onto. It then jumped off the wrong way, the rope was too short for it to reach the ground, Michael Hutchins all over again.
holy shit, thats fucking crazy. also cougar i would have used a cleaner method of kill, unfortunately i left my stranglin rope at home.
I use bare hands for strangulation.
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|5983|Marathon, Florida Keys
lolz, we lost a gerbil then found it 2 months later, it was under a sofa cushion squished flat as a pancake. I laughed.
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~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|5496|Orrstrayleea

Cougar wrote:

derstralle wrote:

Did you take a picture?
No.  Who takes pictures of a dead cat in a litter box with a prolapsed asshole?
i would

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