Spot The Noobie!

2007-04-22 08:28:31

#1

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6487

Post ways you can tell people are n00bs in BF2142!

They use the Voss when on the PAC team

They use the Zeller over the stock sniper guns

They don't realize you can avoid APMs by crouching

They think the static AA gun actually hurts tanks

2007-04-22 08:30:45

#2

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6499|Purdue

They don't realize the speeders have boost

2007-04-22 08:31:04

#3

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6488

They think 2142 is really worth playing...

j/k

2007-04-22 08:32:15

#4

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6499|Purdue

They ask how they fly the titan

2007-04-22 08:33:34

#5

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6553|Valhalla

When you see people flying into the Titan when trying to destroy the Titan guns

2007-04-22 08:34:27

#6

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6499|Purdue

They ask why it doesn't have LAZURZ

2007-04-22 08:34:51

#7

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6862|Alberta, Canada

They stand with the medic bag instead of dropping it by their/your feet.

2007-04-22 08:35:36

#8

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6499|Purdue

They try to fly into the enemy titan's force field

2007-04-22 08:39:40

#9

R0lyP0ly: Member; +161|6672|USA

They make threads about finding noobs like themselves.

2007-04-22 08:48:04

#10

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6519|so randum

Even facing a clark, they attempt to knife you

Assume that as soon as titan shields take damage, its attackable. Stand inside hanger to watch for best results, i once saw a noob squad all pod onto the hanger shield. Made me happy

Use the APC 2nd position weapon against tanks.

Fire walker MG rounds at tanks.

Fire walker missles at infantry

Constantly try and revive the other team

Scream for ammo, as support players

" " health, " medic "

ask how to guide the pilum

Fire MG's in short bursts, just like good ole bf2

using a SMG, will engage a sniper, at ranges 100 metres +

Will attack tanks with nades/rdx shottie/rifle rockets

and so on....

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2007-04-22 09:04:48

#11

Thoruz: Member; +42|6345|Germany

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Post ways you can tell people are n00bs in BF2142!

They use the Voss when on the PAC team

They use the Zeller over the stock sniper guns

They don't realize you can avoid APMs by crouching

They think the static AA gun actually hurts tanks

using the voss as PAC doesn't make you a noob
same with zeller over stock
but as usual in bf people call others noobs because they have their own way of doing things ...
there is nothing wrong with that
there are no rules how to play a kit or which weapon to use and so on
why do you care so much about the way people play?
and don't tell me you don't care, if you wouldn't care such threads as this wouldn't exist
i am proud of being a noob if using the voss and the zeller qualify me as one

but i agree on the apms and aa guns that's idiotic sometimes (although i use the aa guns to get someones attention sometimes and let someone else blow the tank)

2007-04-22 09:13:10

#12

PhaxeNor: :D; +119|6435|Norway | Unkown

Goven wrote:
They don't realize the speeders have boost

Or that the gunner has a TV mode

2007-04-22 09:16:09

#13

']['error: Banned; +630|6663|The Netherlands

NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
They think 2142 is really worth playing...

j/k

haha true

2007-04-22 09:19:50

#14

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|6669|Keyboard

They bought BF2142 for the "futuristic" experience.

2007-04-22 09:24:46

#15

Ganko_06: Laughter with an S; +167|6663|Camoran's Paradise

Hold on a second. This thread needs to be seriously reorganized.
Half of what people are saying describe "newbies" not "noobs". There is a dramatic difference.
Newbie:
Crouching to avoid APM mines
Using the second APC weapon to attack tanks (i have personally seen an APC destroy a tank that way)
Flying into the titan shield (the first time)
Not knowing the speeders have TV missiles
Noob:
Constantly charging with a knife
Scream for ammo and health when they already have the respective kits
Flying into the titan shield (multiple times)
Using SMG to out snipe a sniper

In the future please try to discern the two.

2007-04-22 09:52:35

#16

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6596|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Ganko_06 wrote:
Hold on a second. This thread needs to be seriously reorganized.
Half of what people are saying describe "newbies" not "noobs". There is a dramatic difference.
Newbie:
Crouching to avoid APM mines
Using the second APC weapon to attack tanks (i have personally seen an APC destroy a tank that way)
Flying into the titan shield (the first time)
Not knowing the speeders have TV missiles
Noob:
Constantly charging with a knife
Scream for ammo and health when they already have the respective kits
Flying into the titan shield (multiple times)
Using SMG to out snipe a sniper

In the future please try to discern the two.

I have to correct you on 1 thing.

The charging with a knife one. In some case it is noob to charge with a knife all the time...but believe me..i am not noob and ive been charging much people with the knife...Most people dont expect to see a crazy dude jump round the corner and knife 3-4 dude in a row.

But if you ever charge a tank with a knife...then yeah...your a noob (Yes ive seen that been done once before)

2007-04-22 11:00:02

#17

Magius5.0: Member; +106|6400|UMass Amherst

Roger Lesboules wrote:
I have to correct you on 1 thing.

The charging with a knife one. In some case it is noob to charge with a knife all the time...but believe me..i am not noob and ive been charging much people with the knife...Most people dont expect to see a crazy dude jump round the corner and knife 3-4 dude in a row.

But if you ever charge a tank with a knife...then yeah...your a noob (Yes ive seen that been done once before)

ROFL. Rushing a tank with a knife. That I gotta see. Also, fair point about the Krylov vs. Voss--I use the latter of the two when PAC for a couple of situations. One of them being, sheer number of bullets. I can get two, three kills with the Krylov on the average run, sometimes more...Voss, I can get one or two additional kills without reloading, which can be good if you're in intense firefights where the extra clip size saves your ass.

2007-04-22 11:02:22

#18

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6541|...

they have a wlr less than 1

never use shields in armor battles, or immediately after they get hit.

they ask for ammo while sitting next to a crate.

Last edited by jsnipy (2007-04-22 11:04:39)

2007-04-22 11:03:00

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6519|so randum

jsnipy wrote:
they have a wlr less than 1

hey snipy, my wlr ratio is less than 1! im not a noob

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2007-04-22 11:03:50

#20

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6541|...

fatherted13 wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
they have a wlr less than 1
hey snipy, my wlr ratio is less than 1! im not a noob

sorry trying to get a rise

2007-04-22 11:04:39

#21

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6519|so randum

haha

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2007-04-22 11:32:48

#22

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6512|N. Ireland

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They use the Voss when on the PAC team

Voss has a higher ROF than the Krylov, so in close situations, a Voss will win.

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They use the Zeller over the stock sniper guns

Zeller has a much more powerful body shot, a nice scope and is noticeably quieter than other SRs.

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They don't realize you can avoid APMs by crouching

Maybe they don't see the APM?

____

You're the noob, sorry

2007-04-22 11:39:07

#23

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6519|so randum

kyles a noob

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2007-04-22 12:27:36

#24

ZCaliber: Member; +12|6530|Between Canada and Iowa

They use the Gunships as transports... Especially when they LAND it on the back of the enemy Titan... ESPECIIALLY when it's the Talon.

2007-04-22 18:31:45

#25

BakaBakaNeko2: Sniper Kitten Wins !; +16|6313|Malaysia

Erm , FYI kyle, the Zeller is the LOUDEST among all the sniper rifles. What makes it so useful is its sheer stopping power and it's capability to be used to clear APMs , RDX and Motion Mines.

And using the Zeller doesn't mean you're a noob. I use it quite often in defensive positions or to clear a path ahead for friendly armor/vehicles.

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