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Don't worry, always keep moving, never knife a tank, nades are worthless on armor, and...
never play Karkand.

Undetected_Killer wrote:

never knife a tank

Wafflecopter (ROFLcopters older brother)

nades are worthless on armor

Very true unless its your last resort.

Oh, and always watch your hud to know where enemies are on the uav.

Always be aware of what soldiers around you are asking for, cause if your support or medic and don't give certain people what they need, you'll get tk'd.

Straffing while going prone causes your soldier to do a roll(you can't see it but everyone else does). Many people in this game exploit the shit out of proning and rolling so get used to doing this maneuver.

All good suggestions here!

Remember to learn what Kits do what, some people are better with certain kits.  don't fly at first, vetereans will see your low rank and just make playing no fun. sad truth.

If you want to make friends playing be support kit to supply or medic to Heal (don't JUST revive), it's nice to have a squad member that keeps you loaded and/or healthy. 

Find a decent squad and do your best to work with them. Squad play is rare sometimes, but if you can get into one that works together, watch how they play.

Know the game controls for everything. 

Because I'm a nice guy: NEVER NEVER press the keyboard keys ALT and F4 together, no matter what anyone tells you it will do for you.

Read the BF2s wikis.    Some of the best have wrote the wiki.

Undetected_Killer wrote:

, nades are worthless on armor

Hold on!  nades are worthless on a tank, unless the tank is emitting a dark grey smoke.   98% of the time. grenades won't tanke out a tank. But if it's a smokin, it can be done. Saved my ass a select few times!

bombardier9999 wrote:

Undetected_Killer wrote:

Don't worry, always keep moving, never knife a tank, nades are worthless on armor, and...
never play Karkand.

NEVER PLAY KARKAND, i beg ur parden. Karkand is the most popular and BEST map in the whole FKN game including all the expasions and booster packs... ALWAYS PLAY INFANTRY ONLY KARKAND IF U WANT POINTS. (this guy doesn't know shi-t) (and sorry, i get carried away when people say shit about Karkand...)

YA SRSLY.

I'll take the liberty of translating this into readable English (as well as using my own opinions).
Personally, I like Karkand. Many others share my opinion. However, if you like to live, stick to the sides of the map at the beginning of the game. DO NOT charge down the middle. You WILL be naded to death. Like the guy said, play KARKAND INFANTRY ONLY IF YOU WANT POINTS.

In short, do whatever the hell you please. Bunnyhop, n00b tube, nade spam, whatever gets you going (just like my AT whoring).
And don't listen to this guy, Undetected knows exactly what he's talking about.

bombardier9999 wrote:

Undetected_Killer wrote:

bombardier9999 wrote:

NEVER PLAY KARKAND, i beg ur parden. Karkand is the most popular and BEST map in the whole FKN game including all the expasions and booster packs... ALWAYS PLAY INFANTRY ONLY KARKAND IF U WANT POINTS. (this guy doesn't know shi-t) (and sorry, i get carried away when people say shit about Karkand...)

Dear impressionable newbs:
Do not listen to him. He is a n00b. You are newbs. You still have your innocence. Do not believe this man(?)!
If you play Karkand too much, you become a n00b.
I too used to be a n00b.... until I bought SF.

BIG NUB!!! SF is gay and only good to get 3rd tier unlucks, undetected killer is a big nub and Karkand makes all other maps shit, and minorities... and Undetected_Killer, if Karkand is so "n00b" then why do all the top players have the most hours on it???

Please, God, admins, w00f. Take him away.
Silly BlackKoala! Alt + F4 is unlimited ammo!

Last edited by Undetected_Killer (2007-04-19 18:02:41)

cowami wrote:

AND REMEMBER YOU CAN MIN 4 FISH LOLZ

I had to steal that from Undetected.

*death!*

Remember kid.. teabagging is free and it builds up reputation on servers

sincerly

alpha

Cowami, aaaarrreeee yyyyooooouuuu reeeeeaaaadddyyyyy.....
To reduce this nub to tears?

bombardier9999 wrote:

Ok, u know what, lets stop flaming this thread cause there is no point arguing over this, good day sir.

Don't leave, biznatch. You can't change from utter n00btard to English speaking human that quickly.

Ooh, fight! Me likey!

I never thought I'd see the day where I'd reduce myself to the position of spam-whore.

haha shut up you too nooby spammer.. face de graine