Haha I've had that happen. Well, not first kiss, but first time I was going to kiss this particular bird. Not so much bad feeling as embarassing. Especially sitting on the patio of a brewery drunk with 10 of my friends around watching me make a fool of myself.CruZ4dR wrote:
Leaning forward to get your first kiss only to be rejected.
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Haha I guess a bird isn't all the same as a girl. At least the bird didn't tell you that it "just wanted to be friends"KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Haha I've had that happen. Well, not first kiss, but first time I was going to kiss this particular bird. Not so much bad feeling as embarassing. Especially sitting on the patio of a brewery drunk with 10 of my friends around watching me make a fool of myself.CruZ4dR wrote:
Leaning forward to get your first kiss only to be rejected.
....personal experience? O.odaddyofdeath wrote:
Waking up from a hard nights drinking with your eyebrows missing and naked on someone elses bathroom floor with a vibo up your ass..........or so they say!
winjammyc53 wrote:
cutting your nipples off using nail clippers
bird = femaleCruZ4dR wrote:
Haha I guess a bird isn't all the same as a girl. At least the bird didn't tell you that it "just wanted to be friends"KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Haha I've had that happen. Well, not first kiss, but first time I was going to kiss this particular bird. Not so much bad feeling as embarassing. Especially sitting on the patio of a brewery drunk with 10 of my friends around watching me make a fool of myself.CruZ4dR wrote:
Leaning forward to get your first kiss only to be rejected.
lol
Whoa. That would be bad. I sincerely hope this did not happen to you. My brother is gayer than the Village People and this happened to him with his boyfriend. After 6 months of testing he is proclaimed to be clinically negative. But I didn't know what to think when I was told. I was thinking my daughter was going to a funeral before she would be 10 and all sorts of bad stuff. It was hard on me... I can't imagine what it was like on him.Monkeyman911 wrote:
Your girl telling you that she's HIV positive.
No way... that did not happen did it? That couldn't have happened. Can it? OMGWTFBISCUIT that can't happen...Undetected_Killer wrote:
Finding out that your dog has been banging your daughter.
...But we can still be friends...
Ohhhh.....Awwwww.....Bllehhh....grrbrllehhh, This man, sadly, is teh winnaraj0404 wrote:
placing a toothpick under your big toenail and then kicking a wall as hard as you possibly can.
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in a situation like that I always tell my self "if I know I'm going to jail for more than 6 hours I'm never coming out because I'm just going to continue killing until they give me the death penalty"Major.League.Infidel wrote:
...But we can still be friends...
hahah that sucksNintendogamer wrote:
waking up thinking its a saturday but its reall monday.
Well, I can admit I know how the first one feels, except I had/have a 9mm overbite with mine. Then I'm coming up on 3 years with braces. And then at the beginning of May I have the pleasure of going to surgery to correct this overbite by "breaking" my jaw and moving it forward. Yay!Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:
Having $1000+ worth of plates and retainers over 3 years to fix an underbite, only to have your body reset it by itself, and going back to square one.
Wow, you totally made my life sound much better! Sadly that sucks(HUN)Rudebwoy wrote:
Having pain in your balls for 2 months for no apparent reason, then go to the doctor (a 60 year old guy) and show it to him who examines it and diagnoses that you have a little tumor in your scrotum and you must be operated.
Before operation get a kick ass tranquilizer pill, being put on the operating table on the edge of your consciousness, and fall to sleep just before the doctor makes his first cut. After waking up the pain in your scrotum brings tears in your eyes and your head hurts for no apparent reason. Later told by others that as a side effect of the anesthetic gas you woke up after brought back from OR and started hitting your head into your roomates desk, so 2 nurses had to put you back to bed and had to tie all four limbs to the four corners of your bed. After 12 hours you try to take a piss for 20 minutes without any result.
Anoher 12 hours later you can be taken home but you have to wear a bandage for 2 months and the bad news is: while you have the bandage you can not take a bath. Having itchy balls for 2 months without being able to scratch them.
After 2 months get back to hospital to have your bandage removed. Screaming in agony while pulling off the bandage as your hair on your balls goes with it. Since you did not get bio stitches which will disappear, you must also have your stitches removed by a trainee because the doc thinks its a good practice time for him. After you had all 4 stitches removed you take a deep breath thinking its all over now. The doc smiles at you and says : "Sorry man but I have to do this" and pours pure alcohol on your bleeding scrotum and you black out.
After waking up at home you go to have a bath at last. You realize that hot water still hurts like hell and the skin on your balls goes off after being tied up for 2 months. Getting back to hospital for the last time and being told not to do anything overwhelming, not to lift any heavy stuff, and no sex for 3 months.
Sadly it is a true story...
you'll get him back, bro...I'm fighting my own custody situation and you just have to have faith...karma's a bitch...S3v3N wrote:
I still don't have my son.