jesus, this stuff is nasty! how the fuck do you drink sapphire?
jesus, this stuff is nasty! how the fuck do you drink sapphire?
you don't?
no seriously, ice doesn't help
fuck. i got brain freeze, like sucking down a slurpy? ice doesn't mix with rocket fuel, gotta rethink this plan.
maybe i should stir in a lil vodka and add an olive
maybe i should stir in a lil vodka and add an olive
success!
inb4 shaken not stirred motherfuckers like you
inb4 shaken not stirred motherfuckers like you
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i have this sneekin suspicion the wife won't approve, the nazi mod will shut me down, and the best use of my time
will be digging a straight hole in minecraft, despite the wobble
will be digging a straight hole in minecraft, despite the wobble
Find some juice burnz. Preferably orange or grapefruit (something with citrus) and mix 2/3 that with 1/3 bombay. YUMMERS
i'm on it. i got some kinda diet pomegranite joos my wife picked up.
hmm i haven't done pomegranate. might be risky.
oh, and i found a beer behind the bottled water. who the fuck b . . . nm.
today it's potato water at work. ran out of scotch
it happens. we should drop you'r potato water in my bombay, and a olive.
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fuck i know i turned on that goddamned light
Last edited by 13urnzz (2012-10-11 17:58:53)
Gin is generally gross but it gets you fucked up pretty fast. The first time I was ever stumbling around drunk was from gin and Brisk fruit punch.
Not a lot you can do to make pine needle-flavored alcohol taste good, I'd take Everclear over gin tbh
Not a lot you can do to make pine needle-flavored alcohol taste good, I'd take Everclear over gin tbh
Bombay is one of my favorites. I usually make a dry gin martini when I can, or mix it with tonic when I'm at parties to have the classic gin and tonic. If you don't haver tonic, sprite works well enough.13urnzz wrote:
jesus, this stuff is nasty! how the fuck do you drink sapphire?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
i got diet sprite. to be honest, it makes me belch like motherfucker, most diet drinks do.
imma watch the debate, kill this beer and find that donut that my wife brought home in a white box
imma watch the debate, kill this beer and find that donut that my wife brought home in a white box
Goddamnit I wanna drink. I got one day of work left
Yeah, belching and drinking turns an attempted burp into a puddle on the floor. Usually if I'm drinking G&Ts, I try and pace myself well enough that I can avoid having to let go of massive burps, although small ones do happen. Mix'em strong if you can handle the taste. The sweetness kills the bite pretty well I find.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Genius!Pochsy wrote:
If you don't haver tonic, sprite works well enough.
R I P in piece bottle of 18 year old Glenlivet, you lasted since last Christmas o7
good-bye for awhile thread, play time is over, got a job to do
good-bye for awhile thread, play time is over, got a job to do
Buy a new bottle?13urnzz wrote:
play time is over, got a job to do
18 year old. You jammy sod. How the hell did you make that last 5 years? That's impressive.13urnzz wrote:
R I P in piece bottle of 18 year old Glenlivet, you lasted since last Christmas o7
good-bye for awhile thread, play time is over, got a job to do
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
On a related note, got too drunk last night to finish the whisky I poured. It's sitting in front of my on my desk looking forlorn.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
actually Camm, it was a salute, a little o and a seven
those go into your coffee the next morningCamm wrote:
On a related note, got too drunk last night to finish the whisky I poured. It's sitting in front of my on my desk looking forlorn.