13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|7051

$20 wrote:

Jay checks in from his phone
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5912|London, England

13urnzz wrote:

$20 wrote:

Jay checks in from his phone
Prolly
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,836|6660|eXtreme to the maX

Jay wrote:

Open bars were a great invention.
Depends, my CEO is bloody hard to keep up with, and if you don't you're in trouble.
Fuck Israel
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,752|7291|Cinncinatti
hudepohl
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|7051

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6349036/bf3s/Mojito-2845.jpg
Jasp
Bongabilla
+171|7216|The Outer Circle
Coz we're awesome.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/11882/beertowerrobsface.jpg

Story.. Mate went for a piss, came back to this.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/11882/holteendersig2.jpghttps://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/11508.gif
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7263|England. Stoke
All fun till they fall over and everyone is blinded by glass in their eyes...
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6519|London, England

i dont think thats how glass works
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6866

13urnzz wrote:

coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7263|England. Stoke

Mutantbear wrote:

i dont think thats how glass works
Try shattering a pint glass it flies fucking everywhere.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|7051

out of mint again, pina coladas for my rum
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5732|Sydney
Got fairly drunk last night at a friend's bday party where Jeff Martin did a solo performace. Woke up with a bad headache, which is weird because I ate before and whilst I was out, and drank heaps of water throughout the day and when I got home
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7346|Jupiter
Can't decide on either Rum or Whiskey tonight.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6866

Rye and ginger
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7346|Jupiter
I am offended, I ended up taking a few breakfast or "pancakes and syrup" shots. Yumm
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6745|Roma
I literally talk so much shit when I'm drunk.
Then people remember more than I do and tell other people what I was saying. Doesn't help most of it is true.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|7051

i love the sound of an ice cube cracking when you pour a beverage over it.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6519|London, England

13urnzz wrote:

i love the sound of an ice cube cracking when you pour a beverage over it.
i just pooped a little
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|7051

Mutantbear wrote:

13urnzz wrote:

i love the sound of an ice cube cracking when you pour a beverage over it.
i just pooped a little
that's because you have no control. you will make DependsĀ® rich.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6519|London, England

maybe if you didnt fill my head with orgasmic sound effects
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5732|Sydney
Then you wouldn't fill your pants with faeces.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6519|London, England

implying i am wearing pants
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eusgen
Nugget
+402|7346|Jupiter

Jaekus wrote:

Then you wouldn't fill your dress with faeces.
fix'd
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7383
yo, friends up from fla. too many lemon drops.. time to visit the ganja thread
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5732|Sydney
I've got my bday party tomorrow night. Girlfriend will be up from Sydney in 3.5 hours. My five day weekend has just begun

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