$20 wrote:
Jay checks in from his phone
Prolly13urnzz wrote:
$20 wrote:
Jay checks in from his phone
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Depends, my CEO is bloody hard to keep up with, and if you don't you're in trouble.Jay wrote:
Open bars were a great invention.
Fuck Israel
Coz we're awesome.

Story.. Mate went for a piss, came back to this.

Story.. Mate went for a piss, came back to this.

All fun till they fall over and everyone is blinded by glass in their eyes...
i dont think thats how glass works
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Try shattering a pint glass it flies fucking everywhere.Mutantbear wrote:
i dont think thats how glass works
out of mint again, pina coladas for my rum
Got fairly drunk last night at a friend's bday party where Jeff Martin did a solo performace. Woke up with a bad headache, which is weird because I ate before and whilst I was out, and drank heaps of water throughout the day and when I got home
Can't decide on either Rum or Whiskey tonight.
Rye and ginger
I am offended, I ended up taking a few breakfast or "pancakes and syrup" shots. Yumm
I literally talk so much shit when I'm drunk.
Then people remember more than I do and tell other people what I was saying. Doesn't help most of it is true.
Then people remember more than I do and tell other people what I was saying. Doesn't help most of it is true.

i love the sound of an ice cube cracking when you pour a beverage over it.
i just pooped a little13urnzz wrote:
i love the sound of an ice cube cracking when you pour a beverage over it.
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that's because you have no control. you will make DependsĀ® rich.Mutantbear wrote:
i just pooped a little13urnzz wrote:
i love the sound of an ice cube cracking when you pour a beverage over it.
maybe if you didnt fill my head with orgasmic sound effects
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Then you wouldn't fill your pants with faeces.
implying i am wearing pants
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fix'dJaekus wrote:
Then you wouldn't fill your dress with faeces.
yo, friends up from fla. too many lemon drops.. time to visit the ganja thread
I've got my bday party tomorrow night. Girlfriend will be up from Sydney in 3.5 hours. My five day weekend has just begun
