photo that ended up on my phone from last night
when you see it
when you see it
classy
Scotland
Finray wrote:
Scotland
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
I used to see those at car shows.
That fag burn I got on my arm? It's healing in an almost perfect love heart shape. Will get a picture up tomorrow cause I'm on my phone and it's a complete fucking hassle trying to link things on this.
don't bother, we'll not be able to see it through the track marks.
What are you talking about burnzz, you don't shoot up into your forearm, there's no veins near the surface there. Besides, I prefer to go in between my toes, that way nobody finds out.
typical scot
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
jesusFinray wrote:
photo that ended up on my phone from last night
when you see it
♥
savesToilet Sex wrote:
jesus
by shopping @ Walmart.
i must say, nothing beats a cold beer on a warm day.
i must say, nothing beats a cold beer on a warm day.
I just love beer
inane little opines
I really do
inane little opines
boy am i glad i live with peoeple who are over 21
i'm sure they feel the same wayHurricane2k9 wrote:
boy am i glad i live with peoeple who are over 21
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch
It's always the akvavit that puts me over the top. Thankfully the bottle is almost gone!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Never had it but isn't that stuff reeeally strong?
what do you mean by "gone"?Jay wrote:
It's always the akvavit that puts me over the top. Thankfully the bottle is almost gone!
Just 70 proof. But I also had 7 glasses of wine...
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
As in almost empty, about one shot left. Every time we have people over I welcome them with a shot of akvavit.13urnzz wrote:
what do you mean by "gone"?Jay wrote:
It's always the akvavit that puts me over the top. Thankfully the bottle is almost gone!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
i'd like to come over. when we have people over, i trash a half pint, embarrass the wife, talk them into playing poker for money, act like i'm running for beer and really busting out another fifth, fold until i have a crap hand then bluff the fuck out of it, ask every question my wife hasn't, tape the dog's ass with duct tape shoot off fireworks at closing time and then, turn on the movie "Office Space".Jay wrote:
As in almost empty, about one shot left. Every time we have people over I welcome them with a shot of akvavit.13urnzz wrote:
what do you mean by "gone"?Jay wrote:
It's always the akvavit that puts me over the top. Thankfully the bottle is almost gone!
we don't have much company but i always get to sleep on the leather couch in the basement.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me13urnzz wrote:
i'd like to come over. when we have people over, i trash a half pint, embarrass the wife, talk them into playing poker for money, act like i'm running for beer and really busting out another fifth, fold until i have a crap hand then bluff the fuck out of it, ask every question my wife hasn't, tape the dog's ass with duct tape shoot off fireworks at closing time and then, turn on the movie "Office Space".Jay wrote:
As in almost empty, about one shot left. Every time we have people over I welcome them with a shot of akvavit.13urnzz wrote:
what do you mean by "gone"?
we don't have much company but i always get to sleep on the leather couch in the basement.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat