A new Cure For Aids

2007-04-03 11:58:43

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ATG: Banned; +5,233|6974|Global Command

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Go naked into the church and we will spray you with our dirty holywater.

Unreal. A pied-piper of the lord leading thousands to a early unmedicated death.

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Whether or not such devotion has any positive effect, it is likely to cost some people their lives. "We don't allow patients to take medication if they want to receive holy water", he told me. That means they must stop taking the antiretrovirals which prevent the disease taking hold, and prolong the life of those who carry the HIV virus.

They hurl the water over the mass of people kneeling in front of them who shriek and scream, either through devotion or the simple shock of the cold water hitting their naked flesh.

Some cried out for the demons to leave their body, while priests hit them with wooden crosses. Many of them clutched their babies while the water was is shaken from the plastic containers. It is an extraordinary sight.

Fucking assholes.

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2007-04-03 12:47:15

#2

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|7181|Salt Lake City

I think all those people should take turns forcibly giving these dumb asses the butt secks.

2007-04-03 12:49:01

#3

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6971|Milkystania, yurop

Religion and science dont mix......

2007-04-03 12:55:22

#4

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6967|...

2 step cure for aids: 1) Do not insert penis into anus 2) Do not stick needle into arm

ontopic: Religion+mind are pretty powerful, even if it means simply dying happy

Last edited by jsnipy (2007-04-03 12:56:04)

2007-04-03 13:50:10

#5

jonsimon: Member; +224|6940

jsnipy wrote:
2 step cure for aids: 1) Do not insert penis into anus 2) Do not stick needle into arm

ontopic: Religion+mind are pretty powerful, even if it means simply dying happy

Um, no one told you aids isnt the gay mans disease, did they?

2007-04-03 14:14:56

#6

BVC: Member; +325|7140

jonsimon wrote:
Um, no one told you aids isnt the gay mans disease, did they?

Straight people have anal sex too.

2007-04-03 14:26:43

#7

san4: The Mas; +311|7133|NYC, a place to live

Another bogus AIDS cure, and this one is backed by political power:

CNN (March 17, 2007) wrote:
At the only hospital in the capital of this tiny West African nation, a 3-year-old AIDS patient named Suleiman receives his daily dose of medication -- a murky brown concoction of seven herbs and spices served out of a bottle that once contained pancake syrup. ... This has become the treatment for HIV/AIDS patients here since early January, when Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announced he had discovered a cure for the disease that has wreaked havoc across Africa. He made that announcement in front of a group of foreign diplomats, telling them the treatment was revealed to him by his ancestors in a dream. ...

One critic was Fadzai Gwaradzimba, the U.N. envoy to Gambia. She was abruptly kicked out of the country after saying on February 9 that patients should continue their normal treatment and that Jammeh's concoction be "assessed by an international team of experts."

When your President announces that herbs and spices cure AIDS, I guess you just dole it out if you don't want to get in trouble.

2007-04-03 14:34:19

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Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6890|The Land of Scott Walker

jonsimon wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
2 step cure for aids: 1) Do not insert penis into anus 2) Do not stick needle into arm

ontopic: Religion+mind are pretty powerful, even if it means simply dying happy
Um, no one told you aids isnt the gay mans disease, did they?

snipy didn't mention gay men at all, why did you? He also mentioned needles, which logically could transmit hiv/aids if shared.

Pubic wrote:
jonsimon wrote:
Um, no one told you aids isnt the gay mans disease, did they?
Straight people have anal sex too.

Really? I'm gonna tell my wife.

Last edited by Stingray24 (2007-04-03 14:36:05)

2007-04-03 17:37:56

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jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6967|...

jonsimon wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
2 step cure for aids: 1) Do not insert penis into anus 2) Do not stick needle into arm

ontopic: Religion+mind are pretty powerful, even if it means simply dying happy
Um, no one told you aids isnt the gay mans disease, did they?

i never said GAY. However there is an additional theory ...

Last edited by jsnipy (2007-04-03 17:38:06)

2007-04-03 17:41:46

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Yellowman03: Once Again, We Meet at Last; +108|6679|Texas

this is the problem with the aids problem...ignorance
the people aren't educated, so they dont know how to prevent AIDS
all these AIDS organizaitons generate so much money for research, when the solution is just knowing what u should and shouldn't do.

2007-04-03 17:43:03

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jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6967|...

Yellowman03 wrote:
this is the problem with the aids problem...ignorance
the people aren't educated, so they dont know how to prevent AIDS
all these AIDS organizaitons generate so much money for research, when the solution is just knowing what u should and shouldn't do.

Agreed. But when organizations are formed to collect funds, I feel they are less motivated to actually fix anything.

2007-04-03 17:44:11

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Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6925|Purdue

You can get AIDS by oral sex too.

2007-04-03 18:03:50

#13

Liberal-Sl@yer: Certified BF2S Asshole; +131|6901|The edge of sanity

jsnipy wrote:
jonsimon wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
2 step cure for aids: 1) Do not insert penis into anus 2) Do not stick needle into arm

ontopic: Religion+mind are pretty powerful, even if it means simply dying happy
Um, no one told you aids isnt the gay mans disease, did they?
i never said GAY. However there is an additional theory ...

Get me some monkey pussy tonight bitch!

2007-04-03 18:05:28

#14

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|7136|Calgary

Goven wrote:
You can get AIDS by oral sex too.

Really??? How??

2007-04-03 18:12:05

#15

Yellowman03: Once Again, We Meet at Last; +108|6679|Texas

Superslim wrote:
Goven wrote:
You can get AIDS by oral sex too.
Really??? How??

the tissues of your mouth are sensitive and can tear easily...that's why some people bleed when they floss. When it's bleeding...the HIV virus can enter the blood stream from the tears.

2007-04-03 18:22:06

#16

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7007|British Columbia, Canada

Yellowman03 wrote:
Superslim wrote:
Goven wrote:
You can get AIDS by oral sex too.
Really??? How??
the tissues of your mouth are sensitive and can tear easily...that's why some people bleed when they floss. When it's bleeding...the HIV virus can enter the blood stream from the tears.

Flavored Condoms FTW.

2007-04-03 19:53:57

#17

san4: The Mas; +311|7133|NYC, a place to live

jsnipy wrote:
2 step cure for aids: 1) Do not insert penis into anus 2) Do not stick needle into arm

Wikipedia wrote:
Approximately 30% of women in ten countries representing "diverse cultural, geographical and urban/rural settings" report that their first sexual experience was forced or coerced, making sexual violence a key driver of the HIV/AIDS pandemic.

Also, don't get raped.

2007-04-03 20:02:26

#18

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,072|7216|PNW

san4 wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
2 step cure for aids: 1) Do not insert penis into anus 2) Do not stick needle into arm
Wikipedia wrote:
Approximately 30% of women in ten countries representing "diverse cultural, geographical and urban/rural settings" report that their first sexual experience was forced or coerced, making sexual violence a key driver of the HIV/AIDS pandemic.
Also, don't get raped.

And don't have a dentist spit into your mouth.

2007-04-07 09:07:37

#19

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6768|Graz, Austria

Well, you can get infected by the HI virus (you don't "get AIDS") by other things too:

Non-sterile surgical/dental instruments. Unlikely, but: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/6529807.stm
Non-sterile/multiply used needles at a tattoo parlor
contaminated stored blood

2007-04-07 09:50:47

#20

Stormscythe: Aiming for the head; +88|6994|EUtopia | Austria

Goven wrote:
You can get AIDS by oral sex too.

There's some equivalent to a condom that's being put onto youknowwhere. I just don't know it's English name :-/

2007-04-07 10:19:16

#21

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7012|NYC / Hamburg

Stormscythe wrote:
Goven wrote:
You can get AIDS by oral sex too.
There's some equivalent to a condom that's being put onto youknowwhere. I just don't know it's English name :-/

i-don't-know-where. If not the cock, where else?

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2007-04-08 02:25:19

#22

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6850|North Carolina

As Geoffrey Rush once said in "Elizabeth" (as Sir Francis Walsingham), "Where's your God now?"

We live in a fucked up world where most of our troubles are perpetuated by our own ignorance. There is no deity to watch over us, which is why it is infinitely important for us to save ourselves from the trap of blind faith.

Religion is a joke. Science is your only hope... Modern medicine is the only way to at least postpone your death, if you have AIDS.

Hopefully, we'll find a cure someday, but as for now, you're pretty fucked if you get infected....

2007-04-08 02:45:52

#23

Stormscythe: Aiming for the head; +88|6994|EUtopia | Austria

max wrote:
Stormscythe wrote:
Goven wrote:
You can get AIDS by oral sex too.
There's some equivalent to a condom that's being put onto youknowwhere. I just don't know it's English name :-/
i-don't-know-where. If not the cock, where else?

If you're from the German-speaking part of Switzerland, try to translate "Lecktuch".

2007-04-08 03:04:39

#24

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7012|NYC / Hamburg

Stormscythe wrote:
max wrote:
Stormscythe wrote:

There's some equivalent to a condom that's being put onto youknowwhere. I just don't know it's English name :-/
i-don't-know-where. If not the cock, where else?
If you're from the German-speaking part of Switzerland, try to translate "Lecktuch".

I see

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