That if you are playing in the match this afternoon, you have to move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.
Was that "Chitty-chitty-bang-bang?"Ty wrote:
If you hear "bmmm-mm-mm ch-ch-ch kh-kh-hh-kh-kh..."
You're fucked.
And don't forget to say "C'mon...c'mon... Yes! Right I'm in" Lmaodoctastrangelove1964 wrote:
hitting random keys is how to hack into any computer.
women like it when men does it on their face
Steven Seagal speaks perfect german.. on german TV..
When Kung Fu fighters speak English, their lips don't match what they're saying.
Whenever a car jumps off a ramp (any kind) there will always be an explosion right after, even the sand can explode.
Malevolent alien races bent on wholesale destruction run computers that are Mac-compatible.
You can always identify the mentally handicapped by their buttoned-up collars.
Bad guys disproportionately have facial hair - the true mark of psychopathy.
You can always identify the mentally handicapped by their buttoned-up collars.
Bad guys disproportionately have facial hair - the true mark of psychopathy.
No no no, Friday the Thirteenth, but I suppose it would fit a faulty flying car. I dunno, I never saw Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.l-aLeX-l wrote:
Was that "Chitty-chitty-bang-bang?"Ty wrote:
If you hear "bmmm-mm-mm ch-ch-ch kh-kh-hh-kh-kh..."
You're fucked.
- Capes and other loose flowing clothes are not a hindrance to martial arts.
- There are more things in life than just being really really ridiculously good looking.
- Samual L. Jackson has a short fuse when it somes to motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes.
- The underdog with the sad back-story will always win, (for a great parody of this theory, see the South Park episode "Stanley's Cup")
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- Aliens piss with their hands.
- All Aliens look humanoid.
- Can speak perfect English all the time.
- It always rains in Russia
- All Aliens look humanoid.
- Can speak perfect English all the time.
- It always rains in Russia
Haha so true.Ty wrote:
- Samual L. Jackson has a short fuse when it somes to motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes.
And Samuel L. Jackson always has military background in all movies.
The americans are always the good guys in each movie
Even if there was a movie where they randomly nuked...say...Canada for absolutley no reason...USA is always the goodies!
Even if there was a movie where they randomly nuked...say...Canada for absolutley no reason...USA is always the goodies!
cars can go invisible (007 Die Another Day).
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1. If you're having sex, you're probably about to die.
2. Snub nosed .44 caliber revolvers can make a 1985 Lincoln town car explode from a distance of 300 yards with one shot.
3. All the best cops in the world are all depressed, burnt out dirtbags. They also all happened to be named John and have the last name of a gun, i.e. Magnum, Ruger, Colt, Remington, Winchester, Python....
4. John Cusack, Ben Affleck, Kevin Smith, and Pamela Anderson all have one thing in common. An infected vagina between their legs.
4. Never mug women, several things may happen to you. Either a half human, half spider will trap you against a wall with some white shit he shot out of his wrists or a demonic biker will ride his morotcycle down the side of a 40 story building and then steal your soul with the non-existant eyes of his flaming skinless skull.
5. If you are a nice guy, hot women want to fuck you for no apparent reason.
6. It is possible for one man with an M-60, standing in the middle of a rice paddy in broad daylight to kill an entire regiment of soldiers and shoot down 3 helicopters without reloading or even getting a scratch.
7. If you are a dude, you abide.
8. Morgan Freeman is actually God, which is ironic because he's black.
9. Rose McGowan lost her leg in an accident and had it replaced with a M-16 with a M203 attached. She now hobbles around fighting bad guys and saving the internets with her gun leg. She can also launch herself onto roofs by blowing herself up with the M203 and come through unscathed.
2. Snub nosed .44 caliber revolvers can make a 1985 Lincoln town car explode from a distance of 300 yards with one shot.
3. All the best cops in the world are all depressed, burnt out dirtbags. They also all happened to be named John and have the last name of a gun, i.e. Magnum, Ruger, Colt, Remington, Winchester, Python....
4. John Cusack, Ben Affleck, Kevin Smith, and Pamela Anderson all have one thing in common. An infected vagina between their legs.
4. Never mug women, several things may happen to you. Either a half human, half spider will trap you against a wall with some white shit he shot out of his wrists or a demonic biker will ride his morotcycle down the side of a 40 story building and then steal your soul with the non-existant eyes of his flaming skinless skull.
5. If you are a nice guy, hot women want to fuck you for no apparent reason.
6. It is possible for one man with an M-60, standing in the middle of a rice paddy in broad daylight to kill an entire regiment of soldiers and shoot down 3 helicopters without reloading or even getting a scratch.
7. If you are a dude, you abide.
8. Morgan Freeman is actually God, which is ironic because he's black.
9. Rose McGowan lost her leg in an accident and had it replaced with a M-16 with a M203 attached. She now hobbles around fighting bad guys and saving the internets with her gun leg. She can also launch herself onto roofs by blowing herself up with the M203 and come through unscathed.
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- Radiation, instead of making you sick or killing you, gives you supernatural powers. Likewise for genetically engineered poisonous spiders.
- People are too fucking blind to ever connect Clark Kent and Superman together. Honestly! "Hmm, how come I never see Clark when Superman is around?" "Hmm, they look similar, same haircolour and length, same height and build." "Hmm, Clark has an obsession with Lois Lane and so does Superman... hmm..."
THE CLUES ARE ALL THERE PEOPLE! PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!
Surely Mr. and Mrs Kent would have cashed in on his secret identity story already: "My son is Superman: The Kents speak out!"
- No matter what terrible shit is going down, be it rampaging monsters, deadly viruses or open warefare, there is always time for a casual love interest. Seriously, you never hear them say "Now's not really the best time for that Jim."
- Bounty Hunters and Stormtroopers are all Maori.
- In World War Two, German soldiers were indistinguishable from each other in personality and appearance.
- Pirates were lovable comical drunks, not violent rapists, thieves and murderers.
- Robin Hood was American, (thank you very bloody much Kevin Costner.)
- People are too fucking blind to ever connect Clark Kent and Superman together. Honestly! "Hmm, how come I never see Clark when Superman is around?" "Hmm, they look similar, same haircolour and length, same height and build." "Hmm, Clark has an obsession with Lois Lane and so does Superman... hmm..."
THE CLUES ARE ALL THERE PEOPLE! PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!
Surely Mr. and Mrs Kent would have cashed in on his secret identity story already: "My son is Superman: The Kents speak out!"
- No matter what terrible shit is going down, be it rampaging monsters, deadly viruses or open warefare, there is always time for a casual love interest. Seriously, you never hear them say "Now's not really the best time for that Jim."
- Bounty Hunters and Stormtroopers are all Maori.
- In World War Two, German soldiers were indistinguishable from each other in personality and appearance.
- Pirates were lovable comical drunks, not violent rapists, thieves and murderers.
- Robin Hood was American, (thank you very bloody much Kevin Costner.)
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The October 30th, 1938 War of The Worlds radio broadcast wasn't a hoax. Red 'Lectroids from Planet 10 came to Earth via the 8th dimension and landed at Grovers Mill, NJ. Orson Wells began broadcasting the news as the truth, but then the 'Lectroids hypnotized him into saying it was all a hoax. The next day they all got Social Security cards, all with John as the first name, like John Manyjars, John Smallberries and John Bigboote. Soon thereafter they started a company named Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems, a major Defense Department contractor. But the company was really just a front for them to build a spaceship so they could get home to Planet 10. But they were missing one thing: An Oscillation Overthruster. The only know source for such a device was Buckaroo Banzai. They concocted a scheme to steal Buckaroo's Overthruster, but with the help of the benevolent Black 'Lectroids, along with Buckaroo's loyal bandmates, The Hong Kong Cavaliers, the Red 'Lectroids were defeated.
Let's say there is a marathon coming up and you have to place a bet on the winner.
The competitors are as follows:
A serial killer
A cheerleader
A football hero
An average joe who has no luck
A black dude
Who do you bet on?
The long shot is the black dude, he's going to be the first one out of the race.
Not the cheerleader, she'd trip about 100 feet from the finish line.
Not the jock, he'll overextend himself and forget something like tying his shoe.
Not the average joe, because he'll go help the cheerleader instead of winning.
Probably the serial killer, even though he's got special equipment holding him back...like a jumpsuit or a striped sweater which isn't exactly a marathoner's gear, and a heavy battleaxe...he'll always finish the race even though he's really slow.
However, if there's a handicapped kid who reads comic books all day long...that's where to put your money.
The competitors are as follows:
A serial killer
A cheerleader
A football hero
An average joe who has no luck
A black dude
Who do you bet on?
The long shot is the black dude, he's going to be the first one out of the race.
Not the cheerleader, she'd trip about 100 feet from the finish line.
Not the jock, he'll overextend himself and forget something like tying his shoe.
Not the average joe, because he'll go help the cheerleader instead of winning.
Probably the serial killer, even though he's got special equipment holding him back...like a jumpsuit or a striped sweater which isn't exactly a marathoner's gear, and a heavy battleaxe...he'll always finish the race even though he's really slow.
However, if there's a handicapped kid who reads comic books all day long...that's where to put your money.
"Good Will Hunting"Pug wrote:
Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?
Not unless you grab my ass.
=]
Prostitutes are always gorgeous and all have a heart of gold
True, but at least you're gonna die happy.Cougar wrote:
1. If you're having sex, you're probably about to die.
Romans spoke English with a British accent.
Come and go at the same time...mcgid1 wrote:
True, but at least you're gonna die happy.Cougar wrote:
1. If you're having sex, you're probably about to die.
If Lance Henriksen co-stars the movie, he will be killed with a 95% certainty
Examples:
Aliens
Jennifer 8
Alien vs. Predator
Terminator
Hard Target
Pumpkinhead
Near Dark
Knights
Trivia: Only two actors have been killed by the Terminator, Predator and Alien. These are Lance Henriksen and Bill Paxton.
Examples:
Aliens
Jennifer 8
Alien vs. Predator
Terminator
Hard Target
Pumpkinhead
Near Dark
Knights
Trivia: Only two actors have been killed by the Terminator, Predator and Alien. These are Lance Henriksen and Bill Paxton.
I need around tree fiddy.
Anyone with the basic idea of flight can fly F-18s straight into combat.
60 year old men can last in a boxing fight against a 20 year old.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
They will also emerge 120% unscathed, and strangely with the same amount of ammunition and fuel as when they went into said combat.acEofspadEs6313 wrote:
Anyone with the basic idea of flight can fly F-18s straight into combat.