Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6933|USA
YOu can spot a badguy, because his breifcase is usually the silver, bullet proof, and the size of a microwave.
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6695
Generally you should know that if you find yourself stood next to The Wayans Brothers then the next 90 - 120 minutes will be painfully unfunny and you'll want to kill afterwards.

Last edited by The Magic Mullet (17 years, 10 months ago)

jord
Member
+2,382|6949|The North, beyond the wall.
After you've just been in a fist fight with 3 other guys you won't have any cuts of bruises in the next scene.
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6666|Evilsville
When someone shoots at you with a fullautomatic weapon you can be sure that the bullets will go right past you in a single straight line.

Last edited by Gillenator (17 years, 10 months ago)

twiistaaa
Member
+87|6940|mexico
if you have an amp that only goes to 10.. where can you go from there? make sure you get them up to 11, that way you can give it that extra push over the cliff.
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|6869|Cheshire. UK
If you are in a war movie...and you have to take a look over the trench top...dish your ciggies and your cash out because you wont need em !
(HUN)Rudebwoy
Member
+45|7026
1. All American phone numbers start with 555.
2. Dont you ever, EVER say hello when answering a phone, and dont you ever say good bye when hanging up.
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6695
Having sex with an apple pie is quite pleasant.
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6666|Evilsville
Rabbits aren't fluffy and harmless at all.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6924
if you are in a bad situation you can tell whether or not you will survive purely by the music being played

you can tell that the people you are trying to convince to not kill you are listening if nice, happy, often patriotic music starts playing in the background

there is ALWAYS someone nearby with a boombox ready to play appropriate music to whatever situation may arise
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6659|New York
A dog can fall out of a plane, and land in a truck full of apples, and survive as if nothing happened.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
zeidmaan
Member
+234|6686|Vienna

blademaster wrote:

....

Ill start

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

Yeah thats true but only if you cut it in the last second of the countdown

The whole universe speaks English.
hate&discontent
USMC 0311 SEMPER FI
+69|6660|USA, MICHIGAN
when women are in trouble, in a house, they always run upstairs to get away, but they die.
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6539|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
You don't ever have to lock your car/house when leaving. Just shut the door behind you, no-one will steal it, not even in Harlem!
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6659|New York
No matter how skilled all your opponents are in martial arts, and how you're an unskilled Joe Blow, you will kick their asses, as you've become good at fighting all of a sudden.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|6952|Dayton, Ohio
Always wear a cross around your neck and carry a bible or small flask in your shirt pocket.  They are bullet magnets and are 100 times better than body armor.

Last edited by KnowMeByTrailOfDead (17 years, 10 months ago)

l41e
Member
+677|6919

Anyone who has spent even half a second anywhere in Britain or Australia will say "chap" at the end of every sentence, without exception.
zeidmaan
Member
+234|6686|Vienna

Every one walks around their house and even sleeps with their shoes on..
mikeyb118
Evil Overlord
+76|6870|S.C.
We are all experiencing the illusion that is known as the matrix. We are all batteries for mechanoids.
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6659|New York
If you are a 00 agent, you will be given a brand new performance luxury car filled with top of the line military technology, and just about every time you will blow the fuck out of it shortly after getting it.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|6869|Cheshire. UK
when your alarm wakes you ...you can get up without a hair out of place ... mind you thats the same after rampant sex...no sweat no messy hair and no arguing over the wetspot
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6695
Everyone wakes up looking immaculate (unless the story requires them to be at a low point in life).
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7037|Cambridge (UK)
You can breath under water using nothing more than a straw held sideways between your lips.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7037|Cambridge (UK)

k30dxedle wrote:

Everyone speaks English with a General American accent, apparently.
Apart from the English who were all born within the sound of Bow Bells (probably only the English will understand that).

k30dxedle wrote:

Anyone who has spent even half a second anywhere in Britain or Australia will say "chap" at the end of every sentence, without exception.
Or they say "chap" at the end of every sentence.

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (17 years, 10 months ago)

twiistaaa
Member
+87|6940|mexico
if your on saturday detention you will probably experience a life changing day and make friends for life with people that you wouldn't normally hang out with.

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