Things you would never know if it weren't for the movies...

2007-04-02 07:24:57

#26

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6390|New York

theDude5B wrote:
you can die instantly by being shot anywhere on your body, unless you are more important than others.

As a corollary, if you are the main character, you will not get hit by bullets, or if you do, you can take multiple bullets without even being slowed down. You will also survive, and make a quick recovery.

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2007-04-02 07:27:25

#27

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6597|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

no matter how many bad guys there are, 1 man can take them all out with a pistol.

also, Steven Segal never runs out of ammo, ever.

2007-04-02 07:27:55

#28

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6409|Somersetshire

that if you aim ur gun at the head, no matter if u just picked up a gun for the first time, it will go simetically though the middle of the forehead

2007-04-02 07:28:30

#29

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6426

If you are employed on a Russian submarine in the Antarctic and given an Uzi you can bet your bottom dollar that a well spoken Englishman will appear, kill you and all of your colleagues and then blow the sub to kingdom come. Then he will have a rampant 3 hour sex sesh with Voona, the subs wench, whilst making a witty remark along the lines of 'Sorry they had to blow'.

2007-04-02 07:31:56

#30

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6740|The Hague, Netherlands

We are all living in a dream world, and apparently when ever we think we see a ghost they're actually agents of the machine world trying to destroy us.

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2007-04-02 07:33:02

#31

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6600|Cheshire. UK

Never rush to defuse a Bomb ...the timer will always stop with 1 second to go

2007-04-02 07:34:39

#32

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6426

joker3327 wrote:
Never rush to defuse a Bomb ...the timer will always stop with 1 second to go

Also along those lines, if a meteor is heading towards earth and you have at least 8 months advanced warning, the Americans will always wait until the very last possible second before blowing the bugger up.

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2007-04-02 07:34:49

#33

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6600|Cheshire. UK

very good looking blonde women in leather are usually baddies....

2007-04-02 07:37:24

#34

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6426

Going into a warehouse full of trigger happy mercenaries, armed with nothing more than 1 pistol and a radio link to 'Mikey', your loyal but ultimately shite sidekick, is a recipe for success.

2007-04-02 07:37:31

#35

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6396|Evilsville

Sometimes some bodyparts that have been cut of can miraculously regrow between scenes.

2007-04-02 07:37:44

#36

xINTERMISSIONx: Member; +71|6559|A dark hole....

there are MORE than 150 pokémons

2007-04-02 07:38:57

#37

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6664|USA

There are no tailors or seamstress's in Sparta. Only underwear makers.

2007-04-02 07:39:02

#38

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6396|Evilsville

Romans in like 70 BC already had gymshoes and whatches.

2007-04-02 07:39:16

#39

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6426

Shite sports teams will always come good at the last minute, just so long as they have the heart for it.

2007-04-02 07:39:19

#40

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6600|Cheshire. UK

When getting shot with a HV Sniper rifle and you get "Winged" it makes a nice neat hole in and out instead of blowing your back out!

2007-04-02 07:40:50

#41

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6600|Cheshire. UK

You will always hit the snake with your first bullet fired from the hip

2007-04-02 07:41:35

#42

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6426

The bullets that the bad guys use can never be made of anything stronger than daisies and puppydog tears. This way the lead chap wont get his hair messed up.

2007-04-02 07:42:08

#43

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6647

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.

A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.

2007-04-02 07:42:08