Some species of alien can be defeated with a glass of water.
being witty in situations where a gun is pointed at your head will save your life.
Worst. movie. ever.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11silo1180 wrote:
Video games are really a test to see if you are ready to pilot a starfighter in order to be the only ship that can destroy an advancing army of aliens.
Limestone Sheetrock walls and coffee tables too... unless it's a gatling gun...NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
All couches are bulletproof and can be used as cover in firefight.
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- strange music will play when a white shark is nearby
you can get into the looney toons world by traveling through golf holes
you have to shoot a zombie in the head to kill it.
Going Ludacris Speed leaves behind a plaid trail.
not just that - every situation has appropriate music. When anything remotely important is about to happen, you can tell whether or not the outcome will be good or bad by the music being played.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
- strange music will play when a white shark is nearby
some more things:
nobody EVER does any normal things like move from place A to B. If you can actually see them walking, chances are something special is about to happen or you wouldnt be watching them do something boring.
no matter how many times you get shot/stabbed in the chest, you can always go on one last killing rampage, usually saving all your friends lives.
there is no such thing as recoil
if you're in a yellow porsche, don't be afraid of being in a car crash: just blink your eyes and all missing doors, major scratches, dents, and other defects will instantly be repaired (a la schwarzenegger)
when babies are born, they're completely blood and placenta free. The first thing a doctor does is look at what sex the baby is (despite already knowing from tests), not needing to clean the baby nor cut the non-existant umbilical cord. The hospital bed will also be completely clean. Babies can also see the moment they're born.
Rocket launchers are fired at people's heads, so they can duck and you kill your friends standing behind them. do NEVER fire your large explosive device at anything near your target as this might create an explosion that could hurt or even kill them.
Police wil always surround a target, and if they start shooting they won't care one bit about their colleagues standing behind the suspect who would also get shot. It is said that if you're surrounded by hollywood police you can get away merely by ducking and letting them kill themselves.
If the bad guy has 30 seconds left to finish his evil work, time will slow down to let him finish it just so the good guys can ruin it for him in the last second
if you're in japan, NEVER come near girls with black, long hair that covers their face.
and if you see a child on her own who looks at you but doesn't talk, you better start running.
Military personel will smash their radio every time they get a bad news...
IN a Police Cop car chase, any car that has the Police markings on it will end up crashing in some comical way. Only the undercover car will manage to keep up with the bad guy.
Cars are able to preform massive jumps without any harm coming to the car or the person inside.
Cars can go up on two wheels, then while driving along on two wheels actually manage to switch which side it is driving on without any help from outside influences (see James Bond)
Cars are able to preform massive jumps without any harm coming to the car or the person inside.
Cars can go up on two wheels, then while driving along on two wheels actually manage to switch which side it is driving on without any help from outside influences (see James Bond)
Or her pale little brother witch makes cat sounds !SargeV1.4 wrote:
if you're in japan, NEVER come near girls with black, long hair that covers their face.
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Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Some Chinese people can walk on top of bamboo and have incredible sword fights up there as though they are lighter than air.
The 'token' black guy is always the funniest wise cracking nutjob.
there can be ONLY one token black guy, and if there are two, then you know one is going to get killed.
People NEVER get their clothes or bags etc caught on door handles making for a small moment of embarrassment.
Also, certain garbage cans can get you into a particular Sesame Street world.twiistaaa wrote:
you can get into the looney toons world by traveling through golf holes
Don't bother running. After you stop running and look back, that girl will be in front of you.De_Jappe wrote:
and if you see a child on her own who looks at you but doesn't talk, you better start running.
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Time bombs and IEDs will always have a little screen that shows how much time is left and several different colored wires leading to the actual explosive charge, no matter what.
Also, making a copy of that particular tape, and giving it to some poor bastard will solve your current problem.Ilocano wrote:
Don't bother running. After you stop running and look back, that girl will be in front of you.De_Jappe wrote:
and if you see a child on her own who looks at you but doesn't talk, you better start running.
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If you suffered a brain injury that impedes the creation of new memories, your wife's murder is already dead...move on in your life and stop getting tattoos. Just in case, before your wife is murdered, you should get a tattoo saying "You've already killed your wife's murderer, now go get a 'effing job".
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Captain Kirk, Science Officer Spock, Chief Medical Officer McCoy, and Ensign Billy all beam down to a planet, guess who is not coming back.
when ever you go on a trip with people you barely know, they will all die
Old Black and White films were made without colour......true fact!
If the world is ruled by communists that make everyone take drugs to remove emotions rest assured that one of their top officers will forget his drugs and singlehandedly kill over 200 soldiers with G36 carbines with nothing more than 2 automatic pistols. -Equilibrium