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Everyone speaks English with a General American accent, apparently.

You can jump a car from any height, and you'll land fine and be able to drive off unfazed.

If someone says "I'll be right back", they won't.

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

If someone is stalking you with a weapon, your car will not start right away.

And the black guy always dies first, except in Friday the 13th 3.

rolf good one

It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Last edited by blademaster (2007-04-02 07:07:03)

There's no point in running away... the serial killer will always magically appear before you at some random point in the woods.

If a car either flips over/hits a wall/falls from any height It will explode

you can die instantly by being shot anywhere on your body, unless you are more important than others.

Penguins can dance.

vehicles can squeal their tires on dirt roads

1. Any explosion can be safely avoided if you turn, run away from it and dive at the last second letting the     enormous fireball roll safely over head (in slow motion)

2. All vehicles well blow up if hit in the right spot, presumably the gas tank.

3. You can jump from great heights as long as you Swan dive and land in a kneeling position, arms out stretched.

4. Make sure you have a girl to kiss right after a Gun fight is concluded. She won't mind the Bad Breath you will have, The pee spot on your crotch, smell of raw blood. The pendants of hair with scalp still attached, little bits of fat and teeth etc. all over the front of your jacket.

5. Shooting from the hip is the most effective way to employ any one weapon still Most weapons function better if you have one in each hand.

Last edited by Hunter/Jumper (2007-04-02 07:22:18)

some weapons, mostly uzi's and revolver's never run out of ammo

1. If you are in a large group of friends and people start getting murdered you know that you are also for it unless you are a moody bad boy or a blonde with big tits.

2. Baddies can't shoot for toffee.

3. If you get shot you only die after completing a highly meaningful sentence. Therefore, if you were shot you would have time to reel of the entire works of Shakespeare, providing it was in context.