Shit!!! A Ban On Internet Porn In The U.s!!

2007-04-01 08:07:48

#1

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6532|South Florida

Damn... Damn liberals.

MSN News wrote:
Yesterday, lawmakers announced that there bill to restrict free Internet pornography (and more) for users with American IP addresses has passed. According to the bill, Sites containing pornography may only be accessed with credit card verification, you don't technically have to pay, but you must verify that your over the legal age. Also, search engines like Google, Alta Vista, Yahoo, and Ask.com may no longer serve explicit images in there 'image searches'. California lawmakers say this will help protect children from unsafe pornographic material. The Mothers Against Pornographic Materials (MAPM) were also backing these lawmakers. It also turns out, these Californian lawmakers had there penises removed at a young age, therefore they don't know what its like to watch a good porn.

I'm in to much shock to find the link again, but i had that on Control+V

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-04-01 08:08:52)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-04-01 08:09:27

#2

Undetected_Killer: Le fuck?; +98|6293|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

Oh. My. God.
This is terrible! No more free porn!

2007-04-01 08:10:09

#3

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6699|Calgary

I'm sure credit card companies are going to love this. Handing out your card number like candy.

2007-04-01 08:10:15

#4

specops10-4: Member; +108|6750|In the hills

Arent most pornographers liberals???

2007-04-01 08:10:40

#5

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6726|Melbourne, Australia

rofl that last line made the whole thing a little sus

2007-04-01 08:11:08

#6

reaper_654: confused??; +36|6303|ohio,USA

Undetected_Killer wrote:
Oh. My. God.
This is terrible! No more free porn!

yah what the fuck will i do now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-01 08:12:20

#7

OakLeaves: Banned; +70|6322|Newcastle UK

lol

2007-04-01 08:13:54

#8

penguin.killer: Member; +75|6487

its april u know

2007-04-01 08:14:57

#9

weasel_thingo: Member; +74|6333

lol

2007-04-01 08:15:08

#10

=Karma-Kills=: "Don't post while intoxicated."; +356|6591|England

penguin.killer wrote:
its april u know

/pr0nt

2007-04-01 08:16:31

#11

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6699

Lol i just checked, still got all da pronz on google images. April 1st ftw lol.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2007-04-01 08:16:43)

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2007-04-01 08:16:41

#12

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6685|In You Endo- Stoke

I.M.I Militant wrote:
rofl that last line made the whole thing a little sus

Yeah it did MAPM lol

Reminds me of C.L.I.T

2007-04-01 08:16:44

#13

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6532|South Florida

lawl pwnt

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-04-01 08:19:26

#14

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6745|The Hague, Netherlands

even MSN News owns the Internet Users.... what has the world come to

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-04-01 08:21:08

#15

Undetected_Killer: Le fuck?; +98|6293|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

What? April Fool's? Oh, ok. Scared me; I thought I would have to buy my pleasure.

2007-04-01 08:21:27

#16

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6699

Probably just the first 3 posters. edit: see ^ lol.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2007-04-01 08:21:49)

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2007-04-01 08:21:54

#17

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6496|Gogledd Cymru

april fucking fools neebs, although its passed 12 in the uk

2007-04-01 08:26:28

#18

Fredrik: i hate you all; +201|6656|Norway

This is an aprils fool, right?

2007-04-01 08:29:31

#19

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6758|Chicago.

Yes it is. And it was a good one too. Karma for the OP. Very convincing.

2007-04-01 08:33:10

#20

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6532|South Florida

BigmacK wrote:
Yes it is. And it was a good one too. Karma for the OP. Very convincing.

Thanks im glad ya had fun

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-04-01 09:26:04

#21

Naughty_Om: Im Ron Burgundy?; +355|6640|USA

You fools got Bitched so hard. +1. Genius post man. i still like the spaghetti April Fools. Or the 168 MPH fastball april Fools. Google them and LAUGH.

Last edited by Naughty_Om (2007-04-01 09:26:17)

2007-04-01 09:31:09

#22

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|6754|The United Center

...the grammatical errors in that make it rather easy to spot as an April Fools joke.

2007-04-01 09:43:52

#23

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6431

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Damn... Damn liberals.
MSN News wrote:
Yesterday, lawmakers announced that there bill to restrict free Internet pornography (and more) for users with American IP addresses has passed. According to the bill, Sites containing pornography may only be accessed with credit card verification, you don't technically have to pay, but you must verify that your over the legal age. Also, search engines like Google, Alta Vista, Yahoo, and Ask.com may no longer serve explicit images in there 'image searches'. California lawmakers say this will help protect children from unsafe pornographic material. The Mothers Against Pornographic Materials (MAPM) were also backing these lawmakers. It also turns out, these Californian lawmakers had there penises removed at a young age, therefore they don't know what its like to watch a good porn.
I'm in to much shock to find the link again, but i had that on Control+V

Some shocking 'there/their' mistakes there.

2007-04-01 10:00:38

#24

=Karma-Kills=: "Don't post while intoxicated."; +356|6591|England

You missed another one in the first line

2007-04-01 10:02:46

#25

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6477|New York

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