............If you were alone in a room with a known cheater/hacker/glitcher and general ass at BF2? I love this game and know most people just want to have fun playing it, but some idiots really wanna ruin our day. 'Our' as in the general gaming community. I personally would castrate the fuckers and make them eat their own balls and stick their own dicks up their own arses. But, what I want to know is what would the rest of you regulars on the forum do? +1 for the most original and unique posts. Thank you all.
This isn't as serious as people dying in the world. Thread move?
No dude, no.
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So I posted in wrong sub-forum? My apologies to admin when they read this post. But for now please stick to topic. Thank you.
I would possibly just stare at him giving him wicked evils.
Or I'd call the police and claim rape.
Or I'd call the police and claim rape.
I'd be wondering how i got into the room into the first place.
Then I'd challenge him to an arm wrestle.
Then I'd challenge him to an arm wrestle.
I wouldnt care. I'd call him a jerkoff and leave the room. I don't think it calls for castration, unless BF2 and stats are your life. Then we have a completely different issue here.
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Dude you need to chill the fuck out killing somebody over a game? shit anger terapy for you.........What you could do would have a nice wa*k and then with a piece of paper drip some on his keyboard and then drop the remaning junk in his Jolt tin
i would buttsechs him nasty ^^
I w00d liek sey dat he iz not n1ce 2 da game community becus he cheet our game!!11oneone!11
After the arm wrestle i'd see what Pokemon cards he's got and have him a duel.Then i'd see if he wants to swap me some.
Last edited by jord (2007-03-30 11:50:52)
Its called tongue in cheek. A bit of sarcastic humour. Nothing more. Of course I wouldnt KILL someone over a game. So please get down off your lecturing horse, put down your peace pipe and join in the fun calling down cheaters. You sir need to calm down. Good boy.Magpie wrote:
Dude you need to chill the fuck out killing somebody over a game? shit anger terapy for you.........What you could do would have a nice wa*k and then with a piece of paper drip some on his keyboard and then drop the remaning junk in his Jolt tin
Hmm, sarcasm is hard to detect through text...daddyofdeath wrote:
Its called tongue in cheek. A bit of sarcastic humour. Nothing more. Of course I wouldnt KILL someone over a game. So please get down off your lecturing horse, put down your peace pipe and join in the fun calling down cheaters. You sir need to calm down. Good boy.Magpie wrote:
Dude you need to chill the fuck out killing somebody over a game? shit anger terapy for you.........What you could do would have a nice wa*k and then with a piece of paper drip some on his keyboard and then drop the remaning junk in his Jolt tin
I thought you were a psycho too.
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I will not get of my lecturing horse you pesant!daddyofdeath wrote:
Its called tongue in cheek. A bit of sarcastic humour. Nothing more. Of course I wouldnt KILL someone over a game. So please get down off your lecturing horse, put down your peace pipe and join in the fun calling down cheaters. You sir need to calm down. Good boy.Magpie wrote:
Dude you need to chill the fuck out killing somebody over a game? shit anger terapy for you.........What you could do would have a nice wa*k and then with a piece of paper drip some on his keyboard and then drop the remaning junk in his Jolt tin
And stay the hell away from my peace pipe Narc
anyway cheaters suck i have buttsecks with their family members what that harsh enough for you young drummer boy? here you go have a piece of coal
lol @ psycho, no just a bit annoyed at cheaters on games in general, just venting. Just really tired of them is all. I/we pay good money for something only for it to be fucked up by kids/ immature adolescants . In the same light I got a new car last month and it was pinched in less than a week by kids, I just wanna kick ass verbally in here a bit.heggs wrote:
Hmm, sarcasm is hard to detect through text...daddyofdeath wrote:
Its called tongue in cheek. A bit of sarcastic humour. Nothing more. Of course I wouldnt KILL someone over a game. So please get down off your lecturing horse, put down your peace pipe and join in the fun calling down cheaters. You sir need to calm down. Good boy.Magpie wrote:
Dude you need to chill the fuck out killing somebody over a game? shit anger terapy for you.........What you could do would have a nice wa*k and then with a piece of paper drip some on his keyboard and then drop the remaning junk in his Jolt tin
I thought you were a psycho too.
Sorry sir ** backs away,eyes smarting side to side**Magpie wrote:
I will not get of my lecturing horse you pesant!daddyofdeath wrote:
Its called tongue in cheek. A bit of sarcastic humour. Nothing more. Of course I wouldnt KILL someone over a game. So please get down off your lecturing horse, put down your peace pipe and join in the fun calling down cheaters. You sir need to calm down. Good boy.Magpie wrote:
Dude you need to chill the fuck out killing somebody over a game? shit anger terapy for you.........What you could do would have a nice wa*k and then with a piece of paper drip some on his keyboard and then drop the remaning junk in his Jolt tin
And stay the hell away from my peace pipe Narc
anyway cheaters suck i have buttsecks with their family members what that harsh enough for you young drummer boy? here you go have a piece of coal
You'd have to touch a lot of dick and balls to do all that. Personally, I'd just kick him in the bag, and then pee on the back of his head while he's down.daddyofdeath wrote:
............If you were alone in a room with a known cheater/hacker/glitcher and general ass at BF2? I love this game and know most people just want to have fun playing it, but some idiots really wanna ruin our day. 'Our' as in the general gaming community. I personally would castrate the fuckers and make them eat their own balls and stick their own dicks up their own arses. But, what I want to know is what would the rest of you regulars on the forum do? +1 for the most original and unique posts. Thank you all.
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Classic.Magpie wrote:
And stay the hell away from my peace pipe Narc
I'd act interested in his cheats and have him log in and show me, then I'd take him down and tie him up. Then I'd record me in his name doing blatant haxing with tons of pics/vids and send them to EA showing I'm a leet haxor and they can't do anything about it. LOL. Then I'd laugh while EA scans his CD Key and computer ID number and ban him from the game until he paid for a new computer and BF2 CD.
I would rape him like a ghey nerd. After that, he would self-destruct.
I wouldn't do anything. Do you have such a boring life this is what your hypothetical situations are like? Seek some romance.
id just stamp on his face, id have a wank over some porn and get all my bollocks sweaty , id then proceed to t - bag him . id ask him '' do yo like been T bagged '' and he'd say '' yes Dave i love been T bagged ''.
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Knew it wouldnt be too long for someone to try ruin a post and try put someone down. I care not for your attempts at insulting me. **yawn**leetkyle wrote:
I wouldn't do anything. Do you have such a boring life this is what your hypothetical situations are like? Seek some romance.
I have lost my gf. That's hard enough, so I will rape em' all!!!leetkyle wrote:
I wouldn't do anything. Do you have such a boring life this is what your hypothetical situations are like? Seek some romance.