Evolution vs. Peanut Butter

2007-03-30 04:56:03

#1

PureFodder: Member; +225|6277

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

I'm really not sure what debate I want to make from this video. One aspect is that the creationists have run out of proper arguments against evolution and are now just shoveling the dirt into their own graves.

On the other hand this could lead to the question of what's going wrong with the worlds educational systems if there are people out there who lack the brain power to figure out why this video is so utterly, utterly wrong.

Either way, it's 2 minutes of pure comedy gold. Bonus points for they guy actually looking like he might find an alien coming at him from the jar despite the fact he's blatantly already opened it and had a look beforehand.

Enjoy.

2007-03-30 05:01:34

#2

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6684

LOL they're so fucking stupid.

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2007-03-30 05:04:09

#3

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6623|Finland

Do these people exist? Do other people believe what they say?

Evolution is the most plausible theory at the moment, you won't make any good counterstatements in favor of intelligent design by talking about motherfu**ing PEANUT BUTTER!?

Chuck Missner - Engineer and Author? Yeah, listen to that guy!

Evolution 1 - Peanut Butter 0

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-03-30 05:16:56

#4

mr.hrundi: Wurstwassereis; +68|6429|Germany

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-not very productive, but I just can't say anything else at the moment.

2007-03-30 05:17:17

#5

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6282|Éire

...unbelievable! lol

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2007-03-30 05:20:58

#6

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6664|Colorado

I was laughing hard, thanks. PB&J time!

2007-03-30 05:41:19

#7

superfly_cox: soup fly mod; +717|6773

I thought the BANANA was the atheist's nightmare!!!

2007-03-30 05:44:33

#8

SpaceApollyon: Scratch where it itches; +41|6511|Finland

The guy on the video has a pretty impressive eyesight if he truly can see whether or not there is new life in the jar

2007-03-30 05:52:38

#9

Freke1: I play at night... mostly; +47|6538|the best galaxy

Good one...
These ppl are in my town too hahaha

https://bf3s.com/sigs/7d11696e2ffd4edeff06466095e98b0fab37462c.png

2007-03-30 06:11:05

#10

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6282|Éire

I love the way they look so smug with their 'evidence'.

2007-03-30 06:17:46

#11

Stealth42o: She looked 18 to me officer; +175|6663

Scraping the bottom of the barrel with these guys... or the peanut jar.

2007-03-30 10:09:07

#12

Liberal-Sl@yer: Certified BF2S Asshole; +131|6447|The edge of sanity

thats not even what evolution si fucking about evolution means we evolve from a lower form of life. what they are trying to prove is that one of the therioes of the creation of life in the univeres is wrong. plus peanut butter was once living peanuts.

2007-03-30 10:16:11

#13

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6644

so, so retarded. Although I have no thourough education on evolution, I'm pretty sure that it took millions, if not (close to) billions of years before more than simple one-cell organisms could exist. Biological matter has to be formed, and has to become more and more complex, which takes said amount of time. It doesnt happen in a fucking peanut butter jar if you add light. there are no spontaneous outbursts of life.

I cannot believe that there are such people out there

2007-03-30 10:24:49

#14

herrr_smity: Member; +156|6619|space command ur anus

2007-03-30 10:29:04

#15

herrr_smity: Member; +156|6619|space command ur anus

superfly_cox wrote:
I thought the BANANA was the atheist's nightmare!!!

i thought the penis was the evolutionists nightmare, your right hand fits perfectly around it and if you move the hand up and down thing will happen

2007-03-30 19:29:04

#16

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6396|North Carolina

Prime candidates for appearing on the Colbert Report....

2007-03-30 19:32:56

#17

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6250|B.C. Canada

All I am gong to say is WTF are these people on!

2007-03-30 19:36:17

#18

l41e: Member; +677|6640

A hamster hasn't spontaneously formed in my peanut butter jar.
Therefore, the theory of evolution is wrong.

...total logical disconnect.

2007-03-30 19:37:46

#19

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6592|132 and Bush

He has obviously committed himself to linear time.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2007-03-30 19:49:27

#20

Drakef: Cheeseburger Logicist; +117|6353|Vancouver

Unfortunately for atheists, we can no longer eat banana and peanut butter sandwiches.

2007-03-30 19:55:01

#21

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6460

This doesn't disprove anything, especially not evolution. Evolution is that today's organisms were descendant from organisms of different species. All this does is recommend, not prove but recommend that it is impossible for life to come from nothing. However even if life could come from nothing it doesn't even disprove God so why are they so tight assed?

2007-03-30 20:12:19

#22

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6666|Canberra, AUS

All this does is makes creationism look stupider than it already is (which is no mean feat)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2007-03-30 21:44:17

#23

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6666|Florida, United States

The thing I love most about this argument is that creationists and evolutionists can coexist peacefully and agree that this guy is a retard. Pure harmony.

2007-03-30 21:50:16

#24

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6561|Portland, OR, USA

lol my brother was at his computer and he was listening...

when it finished he was like "are they for cereal?"

needless to say, that man is a fucking retard.

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2007-03-30 21:51:51

#25

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6592|132 and Bush

I think my IQ dropped 30 points after I watched it.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

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