BF2S Forums Not eat or beat friend up?

Yeah, I'm just going to add my voice to those that have said it so far:

1.  You probably don't have a tapeworm, you just have a fast metabolism.

2.  Even if you did have a tapeworm, starving yourself for three days probably won't help, you should see a doctor.

3.  Drink pints of Guinness.  No, I don't care if you're only 14.  (Kids these days, I tell ya, when I were a lad it were a different story.... [insert extended nostalgic ramble here]  )

4.  Beat the shit out of that guy.  Seeing as how he's probably heavier than you, it should be a good workout for you, and he sounds like he could do with it.

5.  McDonalds sucks.  Even for putting on weight, because you won't put on the kind of weight you want.  Talk to a nutritionist about what you should be eating.

stkhoplite wrote:

My girlfriend today said " OMG your sooo skinny! " and i was like " It's not my fault.... i eat and eat but i dont put on any weight..... " so she was like " Oh rly? " and i was like " Ya rly... "

So my friend overheard and said " You've gotta tapeworm " and i was like... " wtf!?!? " and he said " if you eat but dnt put any weight on then you've got a tapeworm... " so i was like " Oh rly? " and he was like " ya rly " so i was like " WTF how do i get rid of the freakin tapeworm!?!? " and he said.... " don't eat for 3 days and it comes out your ass or nose "


Should i really not eat for 3 days? or should i beat him up? i mean.... is he telling the truth?

1) Rent "Supersize me"
2) Watch movie
3) Eat Mcdonanlds three times a day for a month. Problem solved, and your tapeworm will thank you.

stkhoplite wrote:

My girlfriend today said " OMG your sooo skinny! " and i was like " It's not my fault.... i eat and eat but i dont put on any weight..... " so she was like " Oh rly? " and i was like " Ya rly... "

So my friend overheard and said " You've gotta tapeworm " and i was like... " wtf!?!? " and he said " if you eat but dnt put any weight on then you've got a tapeworm... " so i was like " Oh rly? " and he was like " ya rly " so i was like " WTF how do i get rid of the freakin tapeworm!?!? " and he said.... " don't eat for 3 days and it comes out your ass or nose "


Should i really not eat for 3 days? or should i beat him up? i mean.... is he telling the truth?

Depens on how old you are, I'm currently 16, and up and till I became 16 I could have ate anything that I want and didn't matter how much I ate of it, I just wouldn't gain any weight, my at first also thought it was a tapeworm, but rejected that by saying it was just because I was growing up.

stkhoplite wrote:

My girlfriend today said " OMG your sooo skinny! " and i was like " It's not my fault.... i eat and eat but i dont put on any weight..... " so she was like " Oh rly? " and i was like " Ya rly... "

So my friend overheard and said " You've gotta tapeworm " and i was like... " wtf!?!? " and he said " if you eat but dnt put any weight on then you've got a tapeworm... " so i was like " Oh rly? " and he was like " ya rly " so i was like " WTF how do i get rid of the freakin tapeworm!?!? " and he said.... " don't eat for 3 days and it comes out your ass or nose "


Should i really not eat for 3 days? or should i beat him up? i mean.... is he telling the truth?

are you sure it wasn't your boyfriend who said you were skinny?

jord wrote:

Smash his face in.

But be glad,i used to think of it that way with myself not putting on alot of weight.But i can go to McDonald's 2-3 times a week(Which i do) and not put on any weight.

In fact,i bet i could go everyday and not put on any weight.

I'm the same way. Love high metabolism plus i'm always doing physical activities so all the calories just burn away fast.

Lucky cunts,  I don't eat fast food at all anymore, because I know if I do I'll gain fuckin' 40 pounds over night. 

Btw:  Kick his fat ass.

Hurricane wrote:

-Gunsmoke- wrote:

Lucky cunts,  I don't eat fast food at all anymore, because I know if I do I'll gain fuckin' 40 pounds over night. 

Btw:  Kick his fat ass.

I don't eat it cause I know it's shit for you. I'm trying to get a lot of calories in so I can get more muscular (yes I'm doing training for it), but from good foods.

Good thinking, because it's just not the calories in McD's that's bad for you.  You know they actually use pure lard in their milkshakes?  Mm, mm good! (not)